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CTazim
June 19, 2005, 06:46 PM
On Tuesday, Bangladesh plays England, let's compile all the excuses to stay home. So, anyone?

al Furqaan
June 19, 2005, 07:14 PM
I can't come to work because my wife wanted me to clean my side of the bathroom.

Tasin
June 19, 2005, 07:21 PM
1. It's raining '4's and '6's (cats and dogs) !
2. My car's "Inswinging" towards the cricket field, can't control it !
3. I am "Stumped" !
4. Caught the 'Cricket' fever !
5. Lost my way in the 'Cricket statistics' !
6. Bounced back to the cricket field by a "Bouncer" !
7. Feeling too silly at the 'Silly point' to come to the office !
8. Afraid of getting "Caught" at the act of sneaking back to the office late !
9. Restricted from going to the office by the 15 overs rule !
10. 'Caught behind' by the winning euphoria !


:D:D:D:D

Rubu
June 19, 2005, 07:48 PM
are those your invention Tasin? very funny. :up:

but in case you got it from some place else, it would be more appropriate to state the link.

Tasin
June 19, 2005, 07:52 PM
Wrote those by myself.

Edited on, June 20, 2005, 1:48 AM GMT, by Tasin.

sadhat
June 19, 2005, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by Tasin
Wrote those all by myself .


:cool:

U are as talented as Ash! One bottle for u!

Edited on, June 20, 2005, 12:54 AM GMT, by sadhat.

Tasin
June 19, 2005, 07:56 PM
:embaressed:

Thanks.

Sami
June 19, 2005, 08:05 PM
Tasin... :up:

for a while i almost dismissed this as a copy paste job... nice stuff. :)

AsifTheManRahman
June 19, 2005, 08:29 PM
i have the hardest mid term that day :(

Tasin
June 19, 2005, 08:50 PM
Originally posted by radicalsami
Tasin... :up:

for a while i almost dismissed this as a copy paste job... nice stuff. :)

Thank you :embaressed:

Hatebreed
June 19, 2005, 09:15 PM
I have day off ! woohoo!

Does anyone know any website where I can watch tuesday's game live? I don't have the premium sports channels :(

let us know plz

LateCut
June 19, 2005, 09:42 PM
I cannot start my car. An irate Aussie fan ***ed in my gas tank.

Edited on, June 20, 2005, 2:43 AM GMT, by LateCut.

LateCut
June 19, 2005, 09:57 PM
Good stuff Tasin!

You can add this.

I am Squarly not Cut for this job anymore.

I have longed on and off to be my my own boss and not come to the office whenever I feel like.

I was hit by a bouncer last night at a pub.

PoorFan
June 19, 2005, 10:12 PM
Guys, don't do that, go to work and keep free from mental depressed. There is a high possibility of BD playing with old fashion and you will be looser in both way. ( lying and loosing )

AsifTheManRahman
June 19, 2005, 10:15 PM
i agree with poorfan.

cisco-guy
June 19, 2005, 11:00 PM
To my Boss,
Working from home today.
Must finish all the Performance Reviews.........

Mahir
June 19, 2005, 11:04 PM
i have physics exam the next day! :( But I will watch the game nonetheless!!!

Edited on, June 20, 2005, 4:06 AM GMT, by MasterBlaster.

thebest
June 19, 2005, 11:51 PM
Definately I would not watch. I would check crickinfo evry 30 min. last time it works. because last time whenever i watch there was some disaster for BD.

Niceman70
June 20, 2005, 12:15 AM
Originally posted by thebest
Definately I would not watch. I would check crickinfo evry 30 min. last time it works. because last time whenever i watch there was some disaster for BD.


Thats superstitious belief.

Tasin
June 20, 2005, 02:27 AM
Addendum


11. Stopped one block past my office because of the “Pace” !
12. Still spinning from the ‘Spin Ball’ !
13. Ended up in ‘New York’ due to the ‘Yorker’ !
14. Declared ‘Out’ by the police due to drinking after the win
15. And afraid to go to the office because of the roar of the Tigers !



:P:P:P:P

cricfanz
June 20, 2005, 02:56 AM
:D my mum agreed to let me skip school on tues!!

Cricket46
June 20, 2005, 08:09 AM
I have a very very long meeting tomorrow. I hope Bangladesh bats first and I can see that part before my meeting starts. Rest assured, I will have my laptop with me and be logged on to bangladeshlive. The key is to find a place where no one can see my laptop screen.

I am not expecting a repeat of last Saturday’s performance. Those things don’t happen every time. But I surely am hoping we give a very good fight to England. Boy, how much they have dominated us.

Orpheus
June 20, 2005, 09:03 AM
I got diarrhea. Can't stop pooping on England.

Sorry
June 20, 2005, 09:13 AM
it is a day nighter which means fans from bd will not miss anything. in the uk, we will miss first couple of hours if we go to work.
my advise will be- wait for the toss, if bd has to bat first go to work. it is gonna be same old story.

Faceoff
June 20, 2005, 09:18 AM
Thank god, it is a day night match. For the last match I missed half an hour while driving to work. Hopefully this time i will not miss a bit of action.

BanglaCool
June 20, 2005, 09:53 AM
Tasin
The first XI is really cool :up:

1. my TV got burnt to ASHes
2. Neighbours bashed me for a "hook" turn (Ref: Oz term) into their driveway
3. Rescuing a Kangaroo bitten by a tiger
:)

Hasib
June 20, 2005, 10:51 AM
my lasy exam was today... but the game starts at 10 min till midnite :( ...but HAVE to make it...

abu_akif
June 20, 2005, 10:59 AM
My excuse::

The giantkillers, Bangladesh, is playing, so I cannot go to work..

Sauron
June 20, 2005, 11:43 AM
I have been thinking about different excuses for the last two days ... with the goal of watching the match but still pretend to have worked.

Just gave up. Told my boss that I'm going to take a vacation day tomorrow:fire:

Tasin
June 20, 2005, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by BanglaCool
Tasin
The first XI is really cool :up:

1. my TV got burnt to ASHes
2. Neighbours bashed me for a "hook" turn (Ref: Oz term) into their driveway
3. Rescuing a Kangaroo bitten by a tiger
:)

Thanks. Yours are not bad either. Great.