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babubangla
February 19, 2007, 12:54 PM
According to BangladesherKhela (http://www.bangladesherkhela.com/default.asp?strrefer=displayocr&straction=headline&iItemID=24412&iCategoryID=1), JO has very good friendship with actor Humayun Faridi. JO gets a branded shirt from Faridi everytime he scores a half-century. Faridi promised even attractive gift for JO for his performance in the World Cup.

http://www.banglacricket.com/games/images/cricketers/gullu.jpg http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4c/Humayun_faridi.jpg/89px-Humayun_faridi.jpg

Based on this RUN-CLOTHING relationship between JO and Faridi, I think the gift list should go like this:

For Scoring a Century (100+)
http://www.countrysupplies.com/pix/1/products/2342-m.jpg


For Scoring a Half-Century (50+)
http://www.rogueelite.net/images/4901_Short)_Sleeve_shirt.jpg


For Scoring a Quarter-Century (25+)
http://www.theraceclub.net/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/mens-tank-large.jpg


For Scoring a Half-Quarter-Century (13+)
http://www.uksoccershop.com/images/boca_home_shorts.jpg


For Scoring a Semi-Half-Quarter-Century (7+)
http://www.fullpackage.org/picture/children-under-wear-u025.jpg


For Anyting Above a Duck (1+)
http://www.charlesspinettawinery.com/Media/3ARTPics/0300Handkerchief/handkerchief.jpg


Now you know why JO barely scores any Duck in ODI.
Becasue Faridi is a very reasonable person and does not give any gift to JO for scoring a duck. So, In his 53 match ODI career over the last 13 years, JO scored duck only once.

If the above gift-list is in fact true, then JO's closet should have the following branded items from Faridi:

NO Long Sleeve Shirt
9 Short Sleeve Shirt
7 Sleeve-less Shirt
11 Under Wear
25 Handkerchief

Anher
February 19, 2007, 01:19 PM
Interesting!Very interesting!!BabuBhai is a class on his own.

pagol-chagol
February 19, 2007, 02:19 PM
Roflmao!!!

Mav
February 19, 2007, 02:26 PM
Hahaha...joss....
Now i know what has spoiled JO..
What if 150-200?

Sauron
February 19, 2007, 02:33 PM
What if 150-200?

May be an overcoat??

Great stuff Babubangla! LMAO.

I don't think though JO will get a chance to win a Rumal in this WC. My prediction is that the only times he can get inside the field is when he has a water bottle in his hands.



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irteja
February 19, 2007, 02:42 PM
ahahhahahaha...asolei..khekz..babu boss apney ekta genius...

cricket_pagol
February 19, 2007, 03:13 PM
Now, i know why our players like to get OUT in the mid twenties... they can get "Sleeve-less Shirts" which is very comfortable convenient for Bangladeshi weather.

Anyways, Babubangla bhai at his usual best!

Sovik
February 19, 2007, 03:17 PM
you never disappoint

ialbd
February 19, 2007, 03:32 PM
hahaha... great find... haha...no wonder JO looked so happy at the airport. Bostro munafa....

Farhad
February 19, 2007, 04:35 PM
Lol.....That was great man....Now Ive got another reason for wishing he doesnt score a duck!

RazabQ
February 19, 2007, 04:46 PM
LOL! What makes this thread even more funny for me personally is the fact that I just bought those soccer/football/basketball motiff briefs for my little one. :)

Orpheus
February 19, 2007, 04:52 PM
I didn't know Bengalis rate United Postal shirts so highly... Ki bepar babu bhai, mailman naki?

Hatebreed
February 19, 2007, 04:57 PM
Pretty soon he will need a wig also.

babubangla
February 19, 2007, 06:00 PM
I didn't know Bengalis rate United Postal shirts so highly... Ki bepar babu bhai, mailman naki?

na rey bhai...eta jay USPS uniform kheyal-e kori nai...dokan-a shirt return korey notun long-sleeve shirt nilam.:)

PoorFan
February 19, 2007, 09:04 PM
Looks like Faridi is too generous!! :mad: Anything bellow 13 deserve a diaper I guess.

Fazal
February 19, 2007, 10:18 PM
LOL! What makes this thread even more funny for me personally is the fact that I just bought those soccer/football/basketball motiff briefs for my little one. :)

.....I thought its a G-Rated site.:-D

layperson
February 19, 2007, 11:10 PM
.....I thought its a G-Rated site.:-D

ROFL :floor:

Rabz
February 20, 2007, 07:45 AM
The Great BB at it again...
simply great stuff...

Orpheus
February 20, 2007, 09:41 AM
Guys javed was taken to the team for what he does best... 12 th man! He will be playing alright but not batting... So the gifts should assorted to how many runs he saves... I think he will earn a full sleeve any day.

Tigers_eye
February 20, 2007, 09:49 AM
Excellent one Babu Bangla bhai. Bonggo bazar'er shatey ki JO'r jogajojog asey?

Duck
February 20, 2007, 03:03 PM
gr8!!!

cricketboy
February 20, 2007, 03:13 PM
Excellent humor babubangla. Lage Raho Babubangla!!! :flag:

RazabQ
February 20, 2007, 03:25 PM
.....I thought its a G-Rated site.:-D
[বাংলা]হায়রে ফযল![/বাংলা] For those whose minds are not as warped as the mousy one's - I was obviously talking about my toddler who is dealing with pottie training. And NOT about anything else ..

FaridpurChicago
February 20, 2007, 05:15 PM
Great post by Babu Bangla.
I read the article in BangladesherKhela. I was not interested to read this thread as I thought it would be boring and nothing new to me. Now I find I missed a day of real fun.

Now I understand why Ash always wears Gangi ("Sleeve-less Shirts") and why he doesn't want to score big except going to be photographed with Mona Lisa.

Now, i know why our players like to get OUT in the mid twenties... they can get "Sleeve-less Shirts" which is very comfortable convenient for Bangladeshi weather.

Anyways, Babubangla bhai at his usual best!

BanglaCool
February 23, 2007, 03:37 PM
3 cheers to BB bhai.
Please keep it up, we want more of your classics in the coming WC.
I still laugh when I remember the jhakanaka!

captain_thinking_tank
February 23, 2007, 06:44 PM
what about fielding?
Catch = [বাংলা] লুঙ্গি [/বাংলা]
Runout = [বাংলা] পাঞ্জাবি [/বাংলা]
Boundary Save = [বাংলা] গামছা[/বাংলা]

Sovik
February 23, 2007, 07:43 PM
Maybe JO gets bamboo for scoring duck and thats why he didn't score many ducks

babubangla
March 6, 2007, 06:06 PM
Congratulations JO for his vital innings of 45 today.
I would like to request Foridi to give JO a Short-Sleeve shirt even though JO was 5 runs short of the Short-sleeve mark.:-|
A short-sleeve shirt is well deserved :applause:

Shehwar
March 6, 2007, 06:11 PM
Another winning contribution!

Spitfire_x86
March 6, 2007, 08:10 PM
He made sure that he's the 3rd choice for opener now.

Well done JO :bravo:

akabir77
March 7, 2007, 12:01 AM
Congratulations JO for his vital innings of 45 today.
I would like to request Foridi to give JO a Short-Sleeve shirt even though JO was 5 runs short of the Short-sleeve mark.:-|
A short-sleeve shirt is well deserved :applause:

I never thought i would see this from you and Spitfire_x86.. so thank you guys for understanding the value of staying at the crease...

Spitfire_x86
March 7, 2007, 04:45 AM
I'm sure you know what 3rd out of 3 means :)

(SN's position is fixed, and the options are for the 2nd spot only)

BD-BLAST
March 7, 2007, 09:56 AM
I think for JO the last item for scoring a duck should either be a sock or a skirt made of duck feathers

Tendulkar_Mcgrath
March 7, 2007, 12:11 PM
haahahahahahahahahaha..awesome

BD-BLAST
March 7, 2007, 12:38 PM
I am sure JO has a link with the selector Farque. Maybe he gave him a nightie cuz he got selected. lolz.

Deducing from this link and from yesterday's performance against NZ, I think Faridi owes JO a Sando Genji.