Chokmok Sen: The Next BD Star!

[soccer20reverse]

Chokmok Sen is a 19 year old cricket player from the gram of Hanigonj. In his previous match against Kirangonj, he has gotten himself a 56* not out, while getting his best career bowling figures of 5 for 31, while bowling only 7 overs. I know many of probably don't think he doesn't deserve a place in the team, but he has been consistant. Against Houlabazar, he has scored a whooping 67* off just 32 balls, while taking 3 for 10. Because most of the matches he played are unofficial, his average couldn't be configured. But because he was not out in his previous 14 of the 15 matches he has played, it could wenn be past the 1000 mark. "He makes our gram proud," said the member of the gram, who has seen his match. "His bowling speed could be well over 95 mph," said his teammate Mijanur Uddin. However, once we have used a radar gun, it showed at 72MPH. This guy is just 19. Wait until he's a few more years older. The next BD Star!!!

[Isnaad]

Time will tell.........but in the gram level, it is easily possible.......72MPH is not very high either for 19 year old..I know a person 17 year old who bowled at 79 MPH.

[Rabz]

Chokmok sounds jhok mokaiying....
i want him in the team...
my para team that is... one step at a time...
from gram cricket to city para cricket...

ah...bats and bowls well too...
He can be the tota pakhi of my team....

[Crickey]

Chokmok sounds jhok mokaiying....
i want him in the team...
my para team that is... one step at a time...
from gram cricket to city para cricket...

ah...bats and bowls well too...
He can be the tota pakhi of my team....

lol:lol:

[auntu]

what is this ... jokes..right?

[nsd3]

Hanigonj & Kirangonj - one in Chagalnaiya & the other in Golachipa. This doesn't sound like a joke, does it?

[nadim 98]

haha...uselesss

[Kabir]

Here's a recent photo of his.

http://www.madeyoulaugh.com/funny_photos/funny_face/funny_face.jpg

[Tokai]

Lets send him to IPL auction first and then we'll go from here.

Unless this is a joke(I had hard time figuring out one way or another): Rubbish.

[Tigers_eye]

..."He makes our gram proud," said the member of the gram, who has seen his match. "His bowling speed could be well over 95 mph," said his teammate Mijan ...
1) I don't play cricket with 19 year olds.
2) Ato manush thaktey amarey target kano? "Shakib fan club" president pod thekey ami onek agey shoirey daraisi.

[al Furqaan]

95 mph from 72...LOL

that sound like a pakistani fan...every teenaged 140 k bowler they have, has the potential to bowl 155 k .... hahahahaha....

[Kabir]

1) I don't play cricket with 19 year olds.
2) Ato manush thaktey amarey target kano? "Shakib fan club" president pod thekey ami onek agey shoirey daraisi.

3) There could be other Mijans in Bangladesh...ever heard of kana Mijan? :lol:

[BANFAN]

Chokmok Sen !! Chanakya type name :)

[Rabz]

Chokmok Sen er ekta bon ase....
Shrimoyi Dhokdhok Sen...
an aspiring actress and part time model...

[Tigers_eye]

3) There could be other Mijans in Bangladesh...ever heard of kana Mijan? :lol:
Tumi koto benchpress koro? You wanna step out?? Hasi ami bondho koira dibo. Amar biriani "freeze" koira fedex'a pathai diba. I don't want to hear anything else.

[Farhad]

Soccer20Reverse (jokester mode) is back! I was getting worried that the new "serious soccer20" transformation was permanent...

[SS]

Nam tar Chokmok
Bat Ball e Jhokmok
Hair oil e deya chul kore chokchok
Bat e Ball e kotha koi nai kono rakdhak
Kothai Kothai char choi, pitani ta bedhorok
Ball kore Dharun she, goti ta bhoyanok
Ebar hobe shokole shabdhan, especially shob ahammok (in our team).
Akdin she dak pai, last ball e choi mere hoye jai Moha Nayok
Next innings e duck mere, ball ball e choi keye bone jai Khal nayok
Akon shob khuje tare, chipa goli toch noch kore, Matha Kata chai shob lok
Shei bhoye chokmok, ghobhir rate kete pore, akono she polatok.

[Rabz]

Aha... now Chokmok has made a poet out of our very own SS.

[Rifat]

when i first heard this name i thought he was some rare chakma Bangladeshi player right out of some big mountain villages in moymonsingh

[billah]

After his disastrous Sakib predictions, soccer does not have the right to make this type of jokes.

Ban him. And, oh yes, a lifetime of celibacy for him.

Zunaid? Takla mia abar ei shomoye Dhaka giya boisha roiche...

[MohammedC]

Please dont ban soccer20reverse. He has a reverse effect on everything he says. I am waiting for him to curse few of our top order batsmen only then he can get married!!!!!! or was it he wont get married.....

[Zeeshan]

Bangladesh U19 thread- 4 replies
This thread- 20+ replies... wow!! lol

[Ajfar]

Nam tar Chokmok
Bat Ball e Jhokmok
Hair oil e deya chul kore chokchok
Bat e Ball e kotha koi nai kono rakdhak
Kothai Kothai char choi, pitani ta bedhorok
Ball kore Dharun she, goti ta bhoyanok
Ebar hobe shokole shabdhan, especially shob ahammok (in our team).
Akdin she dak pai, last ball e choi mere hoye jai Moha Nayok
Next innings e duck mere, ball ball e choi keye bone jai Khal nayok
Akon shob khuje tare, chipa goli toch noch kore, Matha Kata chai shob lok
Shei bhoye chokmok, ghobhir rate kete pore, akono she polatok.

LMAO..this reminds me of the poem you wrote about ashraful a while ago..

[Nafi]

Time will tell.........but in the gram level, it is easily possible.......72MPH is not very high either for 19 year old..I know a person 17 year old who bowled at 79 MPH.

Are you talking about me?

[BANFAN]

when i first heard this name i thought he was some rare chakma Bangladeshi player right out of some big mountain villages in moymonsingh

Rifat Bhai, Moyshing e Chakma na, Garo ache. Eita je kone duniar chakma ta kebol Soccer bhai e bolte parben. :)

Seriously I was also thinking him to be a Chakma, seeing the Thread heading.

[nycpro96]

95 mph from 72...LOL

that sound like a pakistani fan...every teenaged 140 k bowler they have, has the potential to bowl 155 k .... hahahahaha....

so ture:lol:

[LateCut]

Chokmok Sen
..... The next BD Star!!!

Hah? "All that glitters are not gold!"
You forgot to mention, Gabgas Bari, Akkas Al Jhata, Danda R. Golla, Pitai Andahree. They are all promising.

[auntu]

bangladesh u19 thread- 4 replies
this thread- 20+ replies... Wow!! Lol

[বাংলা]আজাইরা প্যাচাল পারতে না আমাদের খুব ভাল লাগে যে দাদা...[/বাংলা]

[nycpro96]

Nam tar Chokmok
Bat Ball e Jhokmok
Hair oil e deya chul kore chokchok
Bat e Ball e kotha koi nai kono rakdhak
Kothai Kothai char choi, pitani ta bedhorok
Ball kore Dharun she, goti ta bhoyanok
Ebar hobe shokole shabdhan, especially shob ahammok (in our team).
Akdin she dak pai, last ball e choi mere hoye jai Moha Nayok
Next innings e duck mere, ball ball e choi keye bone jai Khal nayok
Akon shob khuje tare, chipa goli toch noch kore, Matha Kata chai shob lok
Shei bhoye chokmok, ghobhir rate kete pore, akono she polatok.

:floor::floor:nice one

[sbsash]

Nam tar Chokmok
Bat Ball e Jhokmok
Hair oil e deya chul kore chokchok
Bat e Ball e kotha koi nai kono rakdhak
Kothai Kothai char choi, pitani ta bedhorok
Ball kore Dharun she, goti ta bhoyanok
Ebar hobe shokole shabdhan, especially shob ahammok (in our team).
Akdin she dak pai, last ball e choi mere hoye jai Moha Nayok
Next innings e duck mere, ball ball e choi keye bone jai Khal nayok
Akon shob khuje tare, chipa goli toch noch kore, Matha Kata chai shob lok
Shei bhoye chokmok, ghobhir rate kete pore, akono she polatok.

nice.Really funny.

[Fazal]

I googled and didn't find any chokmok Sen but got a Mum jokmok.


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZG9BHcaP-SI/STeGqNWZ91I/AAAAAAAACLI/PwDS5KTcFzk/s320/Mum-Jokmok.jpg

Is he the one we are talking?

[nycpro96]

I googled and didn't find any chokmok Sen but got a Mum jokmok.


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZG9BHcaP-SI/STeGqNWZ91I/AAAAAAAACLI/PwDS5KTcFzk/s320/Mum-Jokmok.jpg

Is he the one we are talking?

dont think so:lol:

[Kana-Baba]

just wondering whether chokmok sen is son of acctress moonmoon sen?

[Purbasha T]

Nam tar Chokmok
Bat Ball e Jhokmok
Hair oil e deya chul kore chokchok
Bat e Ball e kotha koi nai kono rakdhak
Kothai Kothai char choi, pitani ta bedhorok
Ball kore Dharun she, goti ta bhoyanok
Ebar hobe shokole shabdhan, especially shob ahammok (in our team).
Akdin she dak pai, last ball e choi mere hoye jai Moha Nayok
Next innings e duck mere, ball ball e choi keye bone jai Khal nayok
Akon shob khuje tare, chipa goli toch noch kore, Matha Kata chai shob lok
Shei bhoye chokmok, ghobhir rate kete pore, akono she polatok.

I googled and didn't find any chokmok Sen but got a Mum jokmok.


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZG9BHcaP-SI/STeGqNWZ91I/AAAAAAAACLI/PwDS5KTcFzk/s320/Mum-Jokmok.jpg

Is he the one we are talking?

Hooohohoho, hihihihihi, huhuhuhuhu, hehehe, haha.........Those were SOME laughing materials!

[Purbasha T]

Here's a recent photo of his.

http://www.madeyoulaugh.com/funny_photos/funny_face/funny_face.jpg

Datz bizarre bro :sick:

[soccer20reverse]

New updates:
Hanigonj has beaten Joshura by 87 runs. Hanigonj batted first and Chokmok Sen has scored an amazing 51 of 36 balls, which included 2 sixes and 4 fours. He however was given out LBW by the bowling of Amdani Khan. His bowling was not the best, as he went for 28 runs in 5 overs without getting a wicket. Amazing stuff!! I want this guy against Pakistan! Here's my lineup for pakistan squad:

Chokmok Sen
Tamim Iqbal
Rakibul Hasan
Md Ashraful
Sakib Al Hasan
Nayeem Islam
Mahmudullah Riyad
Mushfiqur Rahim
Mashrafee Mortaza
Shuvo
Rubel Hossain

We have 3 frontline bowlers in Mashrafee, Sakib and Chokmok. It gives us the chance to try out shuvo and rubel hossain without having much of a rick. If everything fails, we can turn back to Chokmok.

[nycpro96]

is chokmok for reals?

[Kana-Baba]

New updates:
Hanigonj has beaten Joshura by 87 runs. Hanigonj batted first and Chokmok Sen has scored an amazing 51 of 36 balls, which included 2 sixes and 4 fours. He however was given out LBW by the bowling of Amdani Khan. His bowling was not the best, as he went for 28 runs in 5 overs without getting a wicket. Amazing stuff!! I want this guy against Pakistan! Here's my lineup for pakistan squad:

Chokmok Sen
Tamim Iqbal
Rakibul Hasan
Md Ashraful
Sakib Al Hasan
Nayeem Islam
Mahmudullah Riyad
Mushfiqur Rahim
Mashrafee Mortaza
Shuvo
Rubel Hossain

We have 3 frontline bowlers in Mashrafee, Sakib and Chokmok. It gives us the chance to try out shuvo and rubel hossain without having much of a rick. If everything fails, we can turn back to Chokmok.

i second to this team. :-D
on top of that I propose to appoint chokmok sen as captain of bangladesh team.

[cricket_king]

Chokmok Sen is a 19 year old cricket player from the gram of Hanigonj. In his previous match against Kirangonj, he has gotten himself a 56* not out, while getting his best career bowling figures of 5 for 31, while bowling only 7 overs. I know many of probably don't think he doesn't deserve a place in the team, but he has been consistant. Against Houlabazar, he has scored a whooping 67* off just 32 balls, while taking 3 for 10. Because most of the matches he played are unofficial, his average couldn't be configured. But because he was not out in his previous 14 of the 15 matches he has played, it could wenn be past the 1000 mark. "He makes our gram proud," said the member of the gram, who has seen his match. "His bowling speed could be well over 95 mph," said his teammate Mijanur Uddin. However, once we have used a radar gun, it showed at 72MPH. This guy is just 19. Wait until he's a few more years older. The next BD Star!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA :floor:

[PoorFan]

Time to get a bride ... wait ... two bride ... for you [soccer] and Chokmok Sen.

[bujhee kom]

arrey soccer bhai,

i know this chokmok sen! his fart smells like old chotpoti and bashi chanachur! that's why his dadi called him chokmok!
chok bazaar, chaadni chok, chocobar, chocolate...i like this chokmok dude!

[Antora]

LOL! Some of you people are so random :P
btw out of all the names you could think of, you came up with Chokmok sen? May I ask why? ( just curious)

[Isnaad]

Are you talking about me?

You are 17? I didn't know that but I am actually talking about someone else :)

[Nafi]

You are 17? I didn't know that but I am actually talking about someone else :)

Well I remember telling you on facebook, I clocked 79 mph on the speed gun.

[Isnaad]

Well I remember telling you on facebook, I clocked 79 mph on the speed gun.

Oh! I forgot....what a co incidence lol

[WarWolf]

Time to get a bride ... wait ... two bride ... for you [soccer] and Chokmok Sen.
Or we can arrange for a bridal festival..

[Kabir]

Well I remember telling you on facebook, I clocked 79 mph on the speed gun.

Get the speed gun fixed. It needs to be repaired.

[Tigers_eye]

Get the speed gun fixed. It needs to be repaired.
Why? it is clocking below Par? we have a 80+ among our ranks??

[Kabir]

Why? it is clocking below Par? we have a 80+ among our ranks??

Yes...pichchi Nafis. Took a 5 wicket haul in our ODI in Scarborogh Biddaloy International Stadium against the full-strenght Scarborogh International side.

[Omio]

Miraz vai, can u please take a interview of our famous jhok mok sen,:)

[MohammedC]

Miraz vai, can u please take a interview of our famous jhok mok sen,:)

I heard BCB is not allowing any media near jhok jhoke uzzal shen.

[nadim 98]

can any1 open a thread about me? or im gonna open my by myself......."Nadim Haider, The Next BD superstar"

[kalpurush]

A sarcastic thread turned into a serious one ... !!!:doh:

[Ajfar]

can any1 open a thread about me? or im gonna open my by myself......."Nadim Haider, The Next BD superstar"

ek kaj koro age cricinfo.com ke ekta check pathaya ekta profile khular bebostha koro..rest will be history

[BANFAN]

New updates:

Chokmok Sen
......................
We have 3 frontline bowlers in Mashrafee, Sakib and Chokmok. It gives us the chance to try out shuvo and rubel hossain without having much of a rick. If everything fails, we can turn back to Chokmok.

Bhai, bhatizar khobor ki ? Latest ??

[Rifat]

Chokmok sen latest update:

http://www.prothom-alo.com/mcat.news.details.php?nid=MTQ1Mzcw&mid=OA==

[soccer20reverse]

Great news!!! Chokmok Sen has just hit a century off of just 67 balls. And then took 3 wickets with his pace, 2 wickets with his spin, and 1 wicket with his left hand. This guy keeps getting better and better. Its sad that BCB hasn't yet taken notice of him. His past six 50-over matches scores looks like this: 103, 68*, 43*, 141, 76. Amazing. However he is now contemplating quitting cricket in order to take up a career as a rickshaw driver. Please call the BCB to help him get noticed. Thank you.

[capslock]

Chokmok Sen, whatevs, Jholmol Ghosh is the next superstar.

[PoorFan]

We need 2nd tier 'BanglaCricket Forum' for such 'Deserve to be deleted' or 'Not funny anymore' thread.

[reyme]

A sarcastic thread turned into a serious one ... !!!:doh:

When was the last time you saw a Bangladeshi stand up comedian? They will simply go bankrupt with our sense of humor.

[Imteaz]

Funny Thread.

[bangla-red]

This is scary... I had a look at this thread last night lol.