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godzilla
May 3, 2009, 08:32 PM
Hi, recently I was introduced by my friend to the site of IPL FAKE PLAYER'z blog (http://fakeiplplayer.blogspot.com/). Though some people says he is fake but I doubt it. What do you guys think. He also gave some nice comments about mortaza.
*** For those people who dosent know what a ipl fake player is, this is how it goes. Its a player from KKR who is leacking inside scoop of players personal life, team meating, how the coach treats their player, why some of the players are not getting a chance to play and it goes on more about other stuffs and sometimes about other teams also lol. This guy tries to cover up his identity and uses players name such as Mortaza as Bangla tiger or Ganguly as Lordie, etc. So if you guys want to know more just go read his posts and let me tell u some of the posts are very interesting and it also explains y mortaza is not getting a game (because of cochiez fav aussi player in the team):sick:L-) ....

P.s Mortaza is knows as Bangla Tiger and SRK as DILDO:lol: (hahahaha!!!!) ill try to poste the quates from recent to past :

1. Skipper(Brandon M.) wants Bangla Tiger in the squad today. Bangla adds zing to our bowling, while the Springbok has the experience of facing a bullet at point blank range and surviving - a skill that'll come very handy while playing for our team.

2. The butt of most jokes during the party was Our Man Dildo himself. Most jokes were around the rat abandoning the sinking ship. I couldn't help but smile at the irony of it all. A man, who till a few weeks ago was our hero has now become to most laughed at man in the team. Bangla Tiger, who was busy clicking pics with the star till the other day, was cracking the funniest jokes on him in Bengali. As they say, the higher you rise, the harder you fall. ---> THIS REALLY MADE ME LAUGH LOLZ:lol:

3. Lordie(GANGULY) wants Bangla Tiger to be drafted in. Skipper seems to be agreeing. Bhookha (STUPID AUS COACH FOR KOLKATA) has not openly disagreed

4. I saw the back-up keeper practicing so hard that I felt he was in. And the same goes for our Bangla Tiger.

5. either our spin bowling will be made stronger or the Bangla Tiger will get a look in (depending on the conditions). ---> this was the match when mendis played first in this season

6. But again, this is Durban and if the pitch plays to reputation our Bangla Tiger will be quite a handful.

7. Also, the skip may not keep, the young aussie may not play, and the Bangla Tiger may get a look in. So expect a couple of major changes tomorrow. ---> stupid coach was to pig headed to even make a change -_-

8. One of the lights went out and they were trying to fix it. Imagine. The whole day it rained. When the rain stopped the lights went out. ****! That meant our owner Dildo came over to the dug out and ate our heads out. With all that attitude, jumping around, hugging, stupid jokes, pep talk etc etc. The most excited was our new buddy from Bangladesh. Clicking pictures with the star. ---> so excited to see SRK lolz



ANYWAYS guys, thats all i could find referenced to Mashrafe Mortaza.

Murad
May 3, 2009, 08:47 PM
old wine in new glass

Orpheus
May 3, 2009, 09:39 PM
old wine in new glass

you mean new wine in an old glass

rattlehead
May 3, 2009, 09:48 PM
i think its murali kartik
the guy has to be indian, and looking at the squad he seems to be the guy with such good grammar. ive seen a show by him on espn once..he speaks fairly decent

rattlehead
May 3, 2009, 09:49 PM
but the other 70% of me thinks "fake" ipl player is actually fake..really, its a no brainer i tell u

Akib
May 3, 2009, 10:13 PM
Really old news and most likely fake...

Murad
May 3, 2009, 10:40 PM
you mean new wine in an old glass

Nope..!
Its an old news in new thread...:)

Orpheus
May 3, 2009, 11:23 PM
Nope..!
Its an old news in new thread...:)

Old wine = exciting
old news = boring

new glass = classy
old/broken glass = used by rastaar cha-wala

So he is actually selling new wine (CHEAP) in a BROKEN glass.

In other words, broken/mulitple pieces of glass = multiple threads, on cheap news (that he is trying to make look exciting).

yes a bit convoluted - but you have to get your analogies right.

- how about:
old milk in new cup? that's better :)

kalpurush
May 4, 2009, 12:25 AM
- how about:
old milk in new cup? that's better :)
Guess who is drinking?




SRK and Bucca :sick:

dash
May 4, 2009, 01:43 AM
Hi, recently I was introduced by my friend to the site of IPL FAKE PLAYER'z blog (http://fakeiplplayer.blogspot.com/). Though some people says he is fake but I doubt it. What do you guys think. He also gave some nice comments about mortaza.
*** For those people who dosent know what a ipl fake player is, this is how it goes. Its a player from KKR who is leacking inside scoop of players personal life, team meating, how the coach treats their player, why some of the players are not getting a chance to play and it goes on more about other stuffs and sometimes about other teams also lol. This guy tries to cover up his identity and uses players name such as Mortaza as Bangla tiger or Ganguly as Lordie, etc. So if you guys want to know more just go read his posts and let me tell u some of the posts are very interesting and it also explains y mortaza is not getting a game (because of cochiez fav aussi player in the team):sick:L-) ....

P.s Mortaza is knows as Bangla Tiger and SRK as DILDO:lol: (hahahaha!!!!) ill try to poste the quates from recent to past :

1. Skipper(Brandon M.) wants Bangla Tiger in the squad today. Bangla adds zing to our bowling, while the Springbok has the experience of facing a bullet at point blank range and surviving - a skill that'll come very handy while playing for our team.

2. The butt of most jokes during the party was Our Man Dildo himself. Most jokes were around the rat abandoning the sinking ship. I couldn't help but smile at the irony of it all. A man, who till a few weeks ago was our hero has now become to most laughed at man in the team. Bangla Tiger, who was busy clicking pics with the star till the other day, was cracking the funniest jokes on him in Bengali. As they say, the higher you rise, the harder you fall. ---> THIS REALLY MADE ME LAUGH LOLZ:lol:

3. Lordie(GANGULY) wants Bangla Tiger to be drafted in. Skipper seems to be agreeing. Bhookha (STUPID AUS COACH FOR KOLKATA) has not openly disagreed

4. I saw the back-up keeper practicing so hard that I felt he was in. And the same goes for our Bangla Tiger.

5. either our spin bowling will be made stronger or the Bangla Tiger will get a look in (depending on the conditions). ---> this was the match when mendis played first in this season

6. But again, this is Durban and if the pitch plays to reputation our Bangla Tiger will be quite a handful.

7. Also, the skip may not keep, the young aussie may not play, and the Bangla Tiger may get a look in. So expect a couple of major changes tomorrow. ---> stupid coach was to pig headed to even make a change -_-

8. One of the lights went out and they were trying to fix it. Imagine. The whole day it rained. When the rain stopped the lights went out. ****! That meant our owner Dildo came over to the dug out and ate our heads out. With all that attitude, jumping around, hugging, stupid jokes, pep talk etc etc. The most excited was our new buddy from Bangladesh. Clicking pictures with the star. ---> so excited to see SRK lolz



ANYWAYS guys, thats all i could find referenced to Mashrafe Mortaza.

Where have u been all this time man,

this has been going on since the start of the season

crikfreak
May 4, 2009, 11:34 AM
all of this has been posted many times...

BANFAN
May 4, 2009, 12:26 PM
Hi, recently I was introduced by my friend to the site of IPL FAKE PLAYER'z blog ................... Its a player from KKR who is leacking inside scoop of players personal life, team meating, ............

You definitely got this one right by typo. :)

Had they been doing team meetings, they would come up with much more sensible decisions & not cut such a sorry figure in the field.

Since KKR is meating there, they come out with decisions like multiple captain, MacCulum captaincy, Mash in the bench with 600K and repeated failure yet no sign of giving a chance to the guys sitting in the bench etc etc. :)

Happy MEATING KKR !!! Bocha (Short/Flat) Anon (Eyed), rightly named by parents.

godzilla
May 4, 2009, 05:33 PM
Where have u been all this time man,

this has been going on since the start of the season

I donno i am not even following ipl i just took a interest on it this week because am in my summer vacation with nothing exciting going on at the momebt ... so if u ask me where i was the answer of this would be deep inside my book studying em lolz

nyways yeah i know its a old news but dosent hurt to share lolz

old glass new glass ... am lost nyways laterz :D