Select your Medieval Torture Devices for the Team! :-)

[Zeeshan]

Throne of stupidity for Ash:

http://i317.photobucket.com/albums/mm385/mumumoni/images.jpg

For Junaid to remind him not to get trapped from poor deliveries:

http://z.about.com/d/atheism/1/0/A/0/3/TortureDevices-s.jpg

The Rack for Rockibul in order to remind him not to stretch the innings with singles:

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/10-medieval-torture-devices8.jpg

Pillory for Shakib because his head is in the line always...

http://tnaron.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/pillory-stocks.jpg

Mashrafe that he learns not to give deliveries to be "sliced"

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/saw4-headtrap.jpg

...and my favorite, chaining Rubel so that he learns not to misuse his arms and feet for poor line and length

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/061101/13241__saw_l.jpg

Pick your favorite ones:

http://filipspagnoli.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/torture-devices.jpg

[Sadz]

That is Harsh I must say...Yes we embarrassed ourselves but at the end of the day we are a better team than Ireland and thrashed them 3-0 in a series but we didnt turn up today and had to pay the consequences. Ireland said that they were underodgs and were read for 'giantkilling' which is an overstatement because Ireland clearly have potential. Bangladesh need mental prparation befor matches I believe

[yaseer]

make ASH to go through all this and then come to the team

[Imteaz]

So Hursh............Forgive Them.

[Tigers_eye]

I'd rather put our political leaders who have Blood in their hands, lies almost every time they open their mouth.

All the cricket players need is a performance based salary system. Done!! No torture please. Even in humor this is too harsh.

[Jesus87]

Simple punishment Gopal Bhair
Drop Ash and make him a doodwala
Drop Rubel, Riyadh and Rocky

[Carte Blanche]

Guillotine for JS?

[naz_ca]

medieval dorkar nai.. I might use my AK-47!!

[Purbasha T]

Haire bhai!

[Akib]

I would like to Guilotine Ash's captaincy contract.


Anyways, we lost to Carpenters and Electritians today. We should make our entire team do that work. Show them what a privilege it is to play for their country as a profession. Maybe they will value their opportunities more. Look at the associates. They had to take days of from work to come and play. They put their hearts and souls into it. Our players on the other hand just act stupid. As if they have nothing to lose.

We were placed in the EASIEST group, and could not make it out.

[Rabz]

Wish they would only feel what we feel like everyday supporting them.
No need to chose any device for that.

[Equinox]

Wish they would only feel what we feel like everyday supporting them.
No need to chose any device for that.
:up:
That would be more than enough.

[t697318]

i will post a video talking about this match, and taking a shot at bangladesh very veryt soon, perhaps before the end of the day, i will post a link to that as well
i say burn their houses and baith them in acid, and tell them that net time they loose, and if they don't win the series against west indies, then they will be grinded in a wood cutting machine and then burned.

[Zeeshan]

Come'on as if I am wayy out of the line! Red arrows, schmed arrows. Jottoshob.
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On topic. You mean Vermeer?

http://www.kubotatractor.co.uk/Photos/Vermeer%20208%20609%201%20-%206%20Mar%20(4)T.jpg

i will post a video talking about this match, and taking a shot at bangladesh very veryt soon, perhaps before the end of the day, i will post a link to that as well
i say burn their houses and baith them in acid, and tell them that net time they loose, and if they don't win the series against west indies, then they will be grinded in a wood cutting machine and then burned.

[Zeeshan]

I would like to Guilotine Ash's captaincy contract.


Anyways, we lost to Carpenters and Electritians today. We should make our entire team do that work. Show them what a privilege it is to play for their country as a profession. Maybe they will value their opportunities more. Look at the associates. They had to take days of from work to come and play. They put their hearts and souls into it. Our players on the other hand just act stupid. As if they have nothing to lose.

We were placed in the EASIEST group, and could not make it out.

So far best response so far. We should really make Ashraful sit in mudir dokan, Shakib a cobbler profession and give Rokib shirt ironing stretching job.

Not only this will teach them there is honor in every profession, but also not to take their place for granted. We should refresh our whole team with a new batch. Shakib, Mashrafe no exception.

[Russell2k7]

The punishment for those in the BD team who plays cricket pathetically shall be crucifixion.

[zainab]

These Irish players play quite a bit of county cricket every summer, and what they learn, they practice, it is not that they do not play for the whole year, they have also learned to play 20/20 cricket, whereas it seems that BD has not mastered that art just like the Aussies.

[Russell2k7]

according to TigerCricket BAN still focusing on IRE bole.

[MarvinDaMartian]

I think the best punishment is to arrange a "Bijoy Michhil" and "Reception party" for the whole team. There should an elephant - and Ashraful will ride on it. The whole procession has to go through all the main roads of Dhaka city. There must be no police (or any other forces) present.

[Neel Here]

I think the best punishment is to arrange a "Bijoy Michhil" and "Reception party" for the whole team. There should an elephant - and Ashraful will ride on it. The whole procession has to go through all the main roads of Dhaka city. There must be no police (or any other forces) present.

this takes the cake !!!!:up::up::up::up:

[Zeeshan]

http://i317.photobucket.com/albums/mm385/mumumoni/fresh.jpg