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Quasimodo
March 5, 2010, 05:40 AM
I have a suggestion here that will make this a much better year for us. I suggest we bring on the minnows so that we can notch some wins. Since our players plays for individual gratitudes, maybe they can get a few centuries also. Here are some teams that I suggest we invite to tour us (we might lose if we tour them, since it will be in their pitches), and some not to.

Zimbabwe - Please don't invite them. We're sad enough without losing to them, and I wouldn't want to lose to them, which would make it worse. However, having the zimbabwe A team wouldn't be such a bad idea. We could probably get a couple of centuries to get better confidence. And if we lose, we could always blame it in the Zimbabweans politics.

Barmuda - If you're going to invite Bermuda, make sure that David Loverock doesn't come as his catch taking ability is far greater then ours. We could invite the rest of the team, and play Shariar Nafees too.

Afganistan - A Big No No! Losing to them would most certainly make ICC take away our test status, and we can't risk that.

Ireland - Nope! Their pace bowling is better then ours and our pace specialists would prefer spin. So Ireland could be also a lost cause.

Canada - Maybe. We've lost to them before, but I donno if thats going to happen again.

Hong Kong - Invite them! We could play 11 match series against them.

Singapore - Sure.

Kenya - As long of our selectors pick their squad, and the old man doesn't come.

Australian Women Team - I always supported inter-sex marriages and cricket matches. We would be the center star of the women's movement. However losing to them could make Javed Omar very very angry. I wouldn't want to make him angry.

Madagascar - If they have a team, invite them.

wasi90lkv1
March 5, 2010, 05:51 AM
let's play madagascar.

my prediction: the series will be 2-2 (5 match series, one match will be washed out by rain).

nura43
March 5, 2010, 06:01 AM
I am too disgusted to see BD loosing over and over again. I hate to hear that we are a young and inexperienced team and we are still learning. These are all bullsh*t reasons. The truth is we don't have capacity to learn. Apart from that our players don't have enough muscle and stamina. Man, I am so frustrated. What is the point of spending millions of dollars for this team? ভাই আশায় বুক বাধতে বাধতে, বার বার স্বপ্ন দেখতে দেখতে আর স্বপ্ন ভংগের বেদনায় আমি বড় ক্লান্ত। আমাদের এই চির গ্লানি আর বঞ্চনার দেশে একটু আশার আলো, আনন্দের উপলক্ষ যে ক্রিকেট, তা আমাদেরকে আর কতকাল হতাশায় নিমজ্জিত করবে?

Striker
March 5, 2010, 06:19 AM
IM tired if losing to England !!!!

amar11432
March 5, 2010, 06:56 AM
We gotta play Nepal.

Purbasha T
March 5, 2010, 09:57 AM
How about leaving cricket for good and starting Kabaddi? :smug: Even at that sport (which is our national one) we lose to our neighbouring countries so often. So we need to master the arts of our own national sport.