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bujhee kom
June 11, 2010, 11:50 AM
BD India - Asia Cup June 2010 Match Thread already signed off by IKnooktheLivingFookOut of You bhai - Reserved

BD India - Asia Cup June 2010 Match Thread already signed off by Zeeshaan Gopal - Reserved


Match Thread Openning Qualification Questioneries:

1. Nijer Naam (That is Your Full Name):
1a. BC-te Ki Naam?
2. Babar (Pitaa) Naam:
3. Dadar (Dadu bhaier) Naam:
4. Mother's Name:
5: Bangladeshi Nagorik?
5a. Jodi uttor "Na" hoy tahole eto match thread kholar shadh keno?
5b. Jonmosthan:
5c. JonmoDaag (Jodi theke thake):
5d. Desher Baari Koi?

6. Boyosh (Age):
6a. Original Boyosh:
6b. Genuine Boyosh:
6c. Certificate Age:
6d. Passport Age:
6e. National ID Card #(Jodi theke thake): Golakata or Genuine:

7. Bibahito/Married: Why: Kokhon? Kothai? Shoshur Bari koi?
7a. Baccha Kaccha Koijon?

8. BNP/Awami League:
8a. Jamaat/Ershad/CPB/Nokshaal/Shorbohara/Other:

8. Previous Match Thread Openning Experience:

9. Ki degree?(Jodi degree theke thake):
10. Highest Degree Earned:

11. Previously banned howar experience Ache?
11a. Kobe?
11b. Kibhabe:
11c. Khule Bolun:

12. Match Thread Koi Prokaar o Ki Ki?

13. Match Thread-er Upokarita o Proyojoniota Bekkha Koroon:

14. Technology o Modern Juger Shathe Taal Milie BC-te Ki Dhoroner Match-Thread Khola Uchit, Alap Alochona Koroon:

15. BC-te Bishsishto Shirshosthanio Famous Legendary Match Thread Jonmo Datader naam Ullekh Koro o Choritro Tule Dhoro:

16. BC-te Bishsishto Shirshosthanio Infamous Kufa Match Thread Jonmo Datader naam Ullekh Koro o Tader Obbhash o Choritro Bissleshon Koro:

17. Keno Match Thread Khular Eto Shokh explain/Elaborate in less than 200 Words:

18. Baaje (Faltu, Ajairra, ebong kutshit) Match-Thread Opener-der Ki Shasti Howa Uchit, Explain: Ban Kora Dorkaar Naki Boloon?

19: Jara Match-Thread Kholar Odhikaar Honon Korechen (Those Who Lost the Right to Open Match-Thread) + Ain-Sreenkhola Longhon-karider Naam-er List:

20. Historically Match-thread-e Khoobi Unwanted Negetive Impact contribution regularly Ene Thaken o Tader Naamer List:

21. Deshe/Dhakae jomi Ache? Do You Own Land in BD or Dhaka? How big? Dhaani Jomi?

22. Match Thread Khulte Khoob Moja Laage, Naa?

23. Match-Thread naa Khulle (a) Pachaye Krimi Kamray, (b) Bhoote kilai, (c) Shanti pai naa, (d) Raate ghum hoinaa.

24. Medicinal Treatment Method: a. Homeopath b. Alopath c. Herbal (Kobiraji) d. Hekimi e. Peer-Fakir/Pora Pani/Tabeez

bujhee kom
June 11, 2010, 11:53 AM
ALso please use this thread to sign up for future Match Threads and Match thread related debates, fights and arguments.

Zeeshan
June 11, 2010, 11:56 AM
me.

Imteaz
June 11, 2010, 11:57 AM
Is it serious or fun? Sorry for being confused.

bujhee kom
June 11, 2010, 12:06 PM
Dear Mod bhais, we can move this to Forget Cricket Section.

Nadim
June 11, 2010, 12:09 PM
Manina!!! Manbona!!! Manbona!!!

Puran pagole vat pay na abar notun pagoler amdani/:):ticking::-B:umm:

bujhee kom
June 11, 2010, 12:11 PM
Is it serious or fun? Sorry for being confused.

Imteaz bhai, Match Thread Khulte khoob moja laage, anondo laage, naa? Eta moja korar thread, ebong match-thread-er bhobisshot nie bhabna chinta korar thread, beshi serious naa.

beshideshi
June 11, 2010, 12:14 PM
Match Thread Openning Qualification Questioneries:

1. Nijer Naam (Your Name) : Ektorofa torofdar
2. Babar Naam: Ohetuk Gojamil Choudhury
3. Dadar Naam: Eita bhai mone nai, khoma kore diyen
4. Mother's Name: Naam prokashe onichuk
5: Bangladeshi Nagorik?
5a. Jodi uttor "Na" hoy tahole eto match thread kholar shadh keno? Jonmogoto shutre Bangladeshi
5b. Jonmosthan: Pabna
5c. JonmoDaag (Jodi theke thake): Tolpet er niche dolphin akriti'r ekti kalo chop
5d. Desher Baari Koi? Rangpur ar Syedpur er majhamajhi

6. Boyosh (Age): 17
6a. Original Boyosh:31
6b. Genuine Boyosh:31
6c. Certificate Age:27
6d. Passport Age:25
National ID Card #(Jodi theke thake):

6e. Bibahito/Married: Yes Why: Delhir Laddoo, kheyei postai :D
6f. Baccha Kaccha Koijon? 17

7. BNP/Awami League: Shubidha badi
8. Jamaat/Ershad/CPB/Nokshaal/Shorbohara/Other:
8. Previous Match Thread Openning Experience: Inexperienced, just like the Bangladesh cricket team.
9. Ki degree?(Jodi degree theke thake): Shorir er temperature ekhon 98.4
10. Highest Degree Earned: 104 porjonto uthsilo ekbar

11. Previously banned howar experience Ache? Ei shoubhaggo kokhono hoy nai
11a. Kobe?
11b. Kibhabe:
11c. Khule Bolun: Eishob ki oshlinota?



12. Match Thread Koi Prokaar o Ki Ki? Match thread mulot tin prokar, joyi match thread, bijito match thread and nirbhejal anondodayi match thread
13. Match Thread-er Upokarita o Proyojoniota Bekkha Koroon: Match thread[shuta] er karone match er onek alftu faltu alochona eksath gatha jae, jate pore mod ihake shundor kore ekbar e pechiye fele dite paren :)
14. Technology o Juger Shathe Taal Milie BC-te Ki Dhoroner Match-Thread Khola Uchit, Alap Alochona Koro:
Ajkal shomoy holo Digital Bangladesh er. Match thread tai jodi keu digital ghori chara analog ghori bebohar kore, tar upor immediate ban boshano uchit.
15. BC-te Bishsishto Shirshosthanio Famous Legendary Match Thread Jonmo Datader naam Ullekh Koro o Choritro Tule Dhoro: Naam prokashe onichuk, kintu choritro ful er moto pobitro
16. BC-te Bishsishto Shirshosthanio Infamous Kufa Match Thread Jonmo Datader naam Ullekh Koro o Tader Obbhash o Choritro Bissleshon Koro: no comments ;)

17. Keno Match Thread Khular Eto Shokh explain/Elaborate in less than 200 Words: dhoren Match thread khullam, tar por jodi kono ek pir fokir er dowa te BD match ta jite jae, tobe manush amake mathae tule ummad naach dibe, ebong amake *BC hero of the year award* prodan kora hobe.

18. Baaje (Faltu, Ajairra, ebong kutshit) Match-Thread Opener-der Ki Shasti Howa Uchit, Explain: Ban Kora Dorkaar? BC theke ban khali na, Bangladesh passport ta o chiniye neya dorkar
19: Jara Match-Thread Kholar Odhikaar Honon Korechen (Those Who Lost the Right to Open Match-Thread) + Ain-Sreenkhola Longhon-karider Naam-er List: Rod Tucker, Ashoka De Silva

20. Historically Match-thread-e Khoobi Unwanted Negetive Impact Jarar regularly Ene Thaken o Tader Naamer List: Beshideshi

21. Deshe/Dhakae jomi Ache? Do You Own Land in BD or Dhaka?

kisu kisu proshno pore uttor dibo ne :)

magic boy
June 11, 2010, 12:20 PM
:lol:...great effort Zaved bhaia:up:

auntu
June 11, 2010, 12:43 PM
[বাংলা]গুরুদেব,

মন দিল ভালো না...তাফালিং এর ভাবে আসলে কিন্তু সুতা পাকায় তামার তার বানানো শুরু করবো।[/বাংলা]

Zunaid
June 11, 2010, 01:14 PM
Hmmm..

Perhaps, I should pre-create all the Match threads now and lock them.

Then I will hold an auction to see who contribute most to a charity of my choice and that person will get the privilege to open that match thread (I will delete the the spot preserving one).

Auction participants must not only complete BK's questionnaire but they must also submit a Financial Statement attesting to the financial viability.

Zunaid
June 11, 2010, 01:16 PM
Match Thread Openning Qualification Questioneries:

1. Nijer Naam (Your Name) : Ektorofa torofdar
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kisu kisu proshno pore uttor dibo ne :)

Excellent answers. Enjoyed it :)

Thanks BK to bring order to the chaos.

Neel Here
June 11, 2010, 02:19 PM
pagla !

Purbasha T
June 11, 2010, 03:37 PM
:floor: BK bhai


9. Ki degree?(Jodi degree theke thake): Shorir er temperature ekhon 98.4
10. Highest Degree Earned: 104 porjonto uthsilo ekbar


:floor:

Dilscoop
June 11, 2010, 03:57 PM
1. Nijer Naam (That is Your Full Name): Abdul Jobbor Borkot-Ali Khan Mohammah Hossian Siddique Chaowdhory
1a. BC-te Ki Naam? Dilscoop
2. Babar Naam: Dr. Abdul Jobbor Borkot-Ali Khan Mohammah Hossian Siddique Chaowdhory Islam
3. Dadar Naam: Moulana Abdul Jobbor Borkot-Ali Khan Mohammah Hossian Siddique Chaowdhory Moha-Islam
4. Mother's Name: Abdul Jobbor-er Amma aka Nurjahan
5: Bangladeshi Nagorik? Bangladeshi Amrikan
5a. Jodi uttor "Na" hoy tahole eto match thread kholar shadh keno? (question doesn't apply)
5b. Jonmosthan: Amrika
5c. JonmoDaag (Jodi theke thake): beshi personal place-A
5d. Desher Baari Koi? (doesn't apply)

6. Boyosh (Age): shunno shunno dui-ek (21)
6a. Original Boyosh: 45
6b. Genuine Boyosh: 45 1/2
6c. Certificate Age: 15
6d. Passport Age: 15
National ID Card #(Jodi theke thake): Nai

6e. Bibahito/Married: Why: Married. Allah maiya milaiya disay
6f. Baccha Kaccha Koijon? 7

7. BNP/Awami League: Jamaati
8. Jamaat/Ershad/CPB/Nokshaal/Shorbohara/Other: already ans!!
8. Previous Match Thread Openning Experience: GREAT
9. Ki degree?(Jodi degree theke thake): Martic fail
10. Highest Degree Earned: calash 7

To Be Continue... bathroom dhorsay

Nafi
June 11, 2010, 05:00 PM
Anyone who chooses Jamaat over Ershad, I will kick their ***

Roni_uk
June 11, 2010, 05:22 PM
blood group is not important?

al-Sagar
June 11, 2010, 11:06 PM
1. Nijer Naam (That is Your Full Name): naam diya kaam kee
1a. BC-te Ki Naam? : ektu upore ase, green font, underlined
2. Babar (Pitaa) Naam: ektu aage mone chilo, question paper deikhe bhule gesi
3. Dadar (Dadu bhaier) Naam: baapre jigaite hobe
4. Mother's Name: eitau baapre jigaite hobe
5: Bangladeshi Nagorik? HA
5a. Jodi uttor "Na" hoy tahole eto match thread kholar shadh keno?
5b. Jonmosthan: dhaka
5c. JonmoDaag (Jodi theke thake): kopaler niche 2 ta chokh, tar niche majhamajhi ekta nak, nak er niche thoth
5d. Desher Baari Koi? faridpur

6. Boyosh (Age): 28
6a. Original Boyosh: 28
6b. Genuine Boyosh: 28
6c. Certificate Age: 25
6d. Passport Age: 25
6e. National ID Card #(Jodi theke thake): Golakata or Genuine: genuine

7. Bibahito/Married: Why: Kokhon? Kothai? Shoshur Bari koi? yes, shokh hoisilo tai, thik 7 mash aage, mymensingh
7a. Baccha Kaccha Koijon? 0

8. BNP/Awami League: jokhon je dol nirbachone haare
8a. Jamaat/Ershad/CPB/Nokshaal/Shorbohara/Other: all

8. Previous Match Thread Openning Experience: yes

9. Ki degree?(Jodi degree theke thake): ssc(1999), hsc(2001), bsc engg(mechanical) 2008, missmaker ranjan (as football striker), gillespie (as cricket bowler), nesta(for my long hair in 2006), robin hood (for long hair and beard in 2007), courtney walsh (as cricket batsman), claude makelele (as football midfielder)
10. Highest Degree Earned:

11. Previously banned howar experience Ache? N/A in BC
11a. Kobe?
11b. Kibhabe:
11c. Khule Bolun:

12. Match Thread Koi Prokaar o Ki Ki? 2 prokar, match winning(lucky) o match loosing(unlucky)

13. Match Thread-er Upokarita o Proyojoniota Bekkha Koroon: all is well, all is well, all is well, that is all

14. Technology o Modern Juger Shathe Taal Milie BC-te Ki Dhoroner Match-Thread Khola Uchit, Alap Alochona Koroon: i hope i will show when i get chance

15. BC-te Bishsishto Shirshosthanio Famous Legendary Match Thread Jonmo Datader naam Ullekh Koro o Choritro Tule Dhoro: shobar choritro, ful er moto pobitro

16. BC-te Bishsishto Shirshosthanio Infamous Kufa Match Thread Jonmo Datader naam Ullekh Koro o Tader Obbhash o Choritro Bissleshon Koro: shobar 2 gale, juuta maro tale tale

17. Keno Match Thread Khular Eto Shokh explain/Elaborate in less than 200 Words: amar great grandfather er sopno chilo

18. Baaje (Faltu, Ajairra, ebong kutshit) Match-Thread Opener-der Ki Shasti Howa Uchit, Explain: Ban Kora Dorkaar Naki Boloon? next time jeno thik moto matchthread khulte pare sei jonno training dewa uchit

19: Jara Match-Thread Kholar Odhikaar Honon Korechen (Those Who Lost the Right to Open Match-Thread) + Ain-Sreenkhola Longhon-karider Naam-er List: James Bond, Masud Rana

20. Historically Match-thread-e Khoobi Unwanted Negetive Impact contribution regularly Ene Thaken o Tader Naamer List: Sachin tendulkar, Brian lara, Ricky Ponting

21. Deshe/Dhakae jomi Ache? Do You Own Land in BD or Dhaka? How big? Dhaani Jomi?
1500 square feet in dhaka, deshe aam, kathal, dhaan, daal, akh er jomi, very big

22. Match Thread Khulte Khoob Moja Laage, Naa? HA

23. Match-Thread naa Khulle (a) Pachaye Krimi Kamray, (b) Bhoote kilai, (c) Shanti pai naa, (d) Raate ghum hoinaa. (B)

24. Medicinal Treatment Method: a. Homeopath b. Alopath c. Herbal (Kobiraji) d. Hekimi e. Peer-Fakir/Pora Pani/Tabeez[/QUOTE] to open next match thread

mac
June 12, 2010, 02:31 AM
1. Nijer Naam (That is Your Full Name): mukib
1a. BC-te Ki Naam? mac
2. Babar (Pitaa) Naam:abbu
3. Dadar (Dadu bhaier) Naam: dada
4. Mother's Name: ammu
5: Bangladeshi Nagorik? ji
5a. Jodi uttor "Na" hoy tahole eto match thread kholar shadh keno?
5b. Jonmosthan: dhaka
5c. JonmoDaag (Jodi theke thake): bolbo na.
5d. Desher Baari Koi? dhaka.

6. Boyosh (Age): 25
6a. Original Boyosh: 20
6b. Genuine Boyosh: 19
6c. Certificate Age: 18
6d. Passport Age: 18
6e. National ID Card #(Jodi theke thake): Golakata or Genuine: nai

7. Bibahito/Married: Why: Kokhon? Kothai? Shoshur Bari koi? boyosh hoe nai. :(
7a. Baccha Kaccha Koijon?

8. BNP/Awami League: sorkari dol
8a. Jamaat/Ershad/CPB/Nokshaal/Shorbohara/Other: no comments

8. Previous Match Thread Openning Experience: nai, tobe certificate lagle nil khet ase na?

9. Ki degree?(Jodi degree theke thake): Ɵ (jokhon jeta lagbe bosae nibo)
10. Highest Degree Earned: ekdin school a ek sir k dekhe 180 degree angle a dour disilam.

11. Previously banned howar experience Ache? nai
11a. Kobe?
11b. Kibhabe:
11c. Khule Bolun:

12. Match Thread Koi Prokaar o Ki Ki? match thread muloto 3 prokar. ODI, Test,T20, majhe majhe OD( apamoni vs mohamodon), FC(mangoo vs chingri)

13. Match Thread-er Upokarita o Proyojoniota Bekkha Koroon: free link paoa jae,class time easily pass kora jae,post count barano jae.

14. Technology o Modern Juger Shathe Taal Milie BC-te Ki Dhoroner Match-Thread Khola Uchit, Alap Alochona Koroon:

15. BC-te Bishsishto Shirshosthanio Famous Legendary Match Thread Jonmo Datader naam Ullekh Koro o Choritro Tule Dhoro: thread k jute fibre diye banate hbe.

16. BC-te Bishsishto Shirshosthanio Infamous Kufa Match Thread Jonmo Datader naam Ullekh Koro o Tader Obbhash o Choritro Bissleshon Koro: ami ban khaite chai na.

17. Keno Match Thread Khular Eto Shokh explain/Elaborate in less than 200 Words: he he, amake bc te keo chine na, tai ektu porichito hote chai.

18. Baaje (Faltu, Ajairra, ebong kutshit) Match-Thread Opener-der Ki Shasti Howa Uchit, Explain: Ban Kora Dorkaar Naki Boloon? ban kora hok.

19: Jara Match-Thread Kholar Odhikaar Honon Korechen (Those Who Lost the Right to Open Match-Thread) + Ain-Sreenkhola Longhon-karider Naam-er List: amr bodle
j upcoming match thread khulbe.

20. Historically Match-thread-e Khoobi Unwanted Negetive Impact contribution regularly Ene Thaken o Tader Naamer List: umpires. ashraful.

21. Deshe/Dhakae jomi Ache? Do You Own Land in BD or Dhaka? How big? Dhaani Jomi? amr nai, dadar ase, count koren pls.

22. Match Thread Khulte Khoob Moja Laage, Naa? jina vai khub tita, match thread khulben na keo. (ha ha ha ha)

23. Match-Thread naa Khulle (a) Pachaye Krimi Kamray, (b) Bhoote kilai, (c) Shanti pai naa, (d) Raate ghum hoinaa. sowab hoe.

24. Medicinal Treatment Method: a. Homeopath b. Alopath c. Herbal (Kobiraji) d. Hekimi e. Peer-Fakir/Pora Pani/Tabeez (e) bk babar kudorote valoi achi!

BANFAN
June 12, 2010, 03:40 AM
Great BK, only scary thing is that "khule .........." part gulo... GB must have gone through a lot of khola khuli for getting your authorization ..... poor GB... ;)

Antora
June 12, 2010, 04:50 AM
Oh dear! hahahaha eto lomba application form? Dorkar nai.. match thread khular shobhaggo hoy nai...ar eto boro former jonno money hoy hobeyo nah :P

Some of the answers by you people were pretty funny! :P

AK420
June 12, 2010, 11:12 AM
More stuff:

1) Blood Group:
2) Sex:
3) Present Location
4) Dadir Nam:
5) Favourite Player:
6) How many times do u go to the toilet everyday:D
7) If u have a wife, what is the name of her brother
8) Where du u astsudy?

Tiger-ess
June 12, 2010, 06:37 PM
my god this is sooo funny!!! Genious way to sum up the 'thread opening' maddness in BC bk bhai!!:-D

BTW is there like a catch to opening a match thread..i dunno something like 'you get a life long guranteed stay at BC no ban etc'...or ' you get a written invitation from Miraz bhai inviting you to his house next time the players go round there'......what is this match thread fever all about????

Naimul_Hd
June 12, 2010, 11:19 PM
23. Match-Thread naa Khulle (a) Pachaye Krimi Kamray, (b) Bhoote kilai, (c) Shanti pai naa, (d) Raate ghum hoinaa.


classic !!! :floor::floor::floor:

WarWolf
June 13, 2010, 04:36 AM
Another BK classical production. Just loved it Javed bhai. You made my day dada.

beshideshi
June 13, 2010, 10:20 AM
:floor: BK bhai



:floor:

Excellent answers. Enjoyed it :)

Thanks BK to bring order to the chaos.

Thanks Bhais. :saint:

kalpurush
June 13, 2010, 11:49 PM
Another BK classical production. Just loved it Javed bhai. You made my day dada.
Indeed another Javed classic. Loved it!! :goal:

riankhan
June 15, 2010, 10:08 AM
Dukkher kotha khulei boli,
Mental preparation nicchilam ekta match thread kholar,
Kintu mone hocche amar kapor-chopor e khule felbe,
Ami dukkhe shara raat kadsi.....pran khule

Zeeshan
June 16, 2010, 09:17 AM
i nominate zaved bhai to open the next match thread :-D

al-Sagar
June 16, 2010, 09:35 AM
i nominate zaved bhai to open the next match thread :-D

i nominate too

bujhee kom
December 7, 2010, 01:19 PM
Ei thread-ter kotha mone porlo, so bumped it up a bit guys, please forgive me.

Zeeshan
February 4, 2011, 12:34 AM
Bhais and bons our beloved, people people, Cricket Guru bangladesh "sylheti" sy has mentioned his life long desire and childhood ambition to open up BD-Ind match thread. I urge you to make his wishes come true. Please.