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soccer20reverse
August 28, 2010, 03:06 PM
Have you ever wondered what your favorite player does in the bathroom? I have.
Have you ever wondered what company's lungi tamim wears? I have.
Have you ever wondered which barber shaves siddons head? I have.
Have you ever wondered whats your players deepest secret is? I have.

And thats why I created this thread so I can tell you about my favorite player Ashraful. I have done lots of research online and read many books, and learned about each of the players. And this is the whole routine of Mohammed Ashraful on any given Monday. After extensive research, I realized that this never changes.

12:01am - Watch the ending of Lagaan 18 times.
1:01am - Practice the shot of the bearded man from Lagaan 73 times.
2:01am - Sleep. Dream that Tendulkar bows down to him.
3:01am - Nightmare. Jalal taunting him. Wakes up and turns nightlight on.
4:01am - Call Mashrafee and plans to remove Shakib from captaincy. (If mashrafee captain, then call Shakib.)
5:01am - Sleep. Dream that he's the captain of the Indian team.
6:01am - Wakes up and brushes teeth while reading Shakespeare.
7:01am - Mr. Andana (his music teacher) comes over for the music lessons.
8:01am - He looks at and studies the picture of Monalisa (da vinci's).
9:01am - Watches girls going to college, while hanging out with his friends.
10:01am - Steals a mango from Mrs. Hossains mango tree.
11:01am - Shows off a new shot that he's invented. He then drinks the shot.
12:01pm - Goes to the para cricket team, and he isn't picked. (he is the 12th man)
1:01pm - Drops a catch and blames the sun.
2:01pm - Scores an 3, when he gets out trying to scoop the ball.
3:01pm - Comes to train on the Bangladesh team.
4:01pm - Tells everyone how he has scored 300 in an one day game for his para.
5:01pm - Practices with the team.

Thats all I was able to research...

Nafi
August 28, 2010, 03:08 PM
This is a cricket forum

Nafis 1718
August 28, 2010, 03:31 PM
This is a cricket forum

lolz

_Rafi_
August 28, 2010, 05:15 PM
12:01pm - Goes to the para cricket team, and he isn't picked. (he is the 12th man)
2:01pm - Scores an 3, when he gets out trying to scoop the ball.


Soccer rules and Cricket rules aren't same. A 12th man in cricket isn't allowed to bat. You need to read some cricket rules books.

Antora
August 28, 2010, 05:23 PM
ki bolbo bujte parchi na...

FagunerAgun
August 28, 2010, 05:25 PM
roja'e dhorcche....

Zeeshan
August 28, 2010, 08:19 PM
i am gloating the f in schadenfreude. yesterday when dr. z mentioned "back with a bang" i for a second got scared MY place be in stake....but PHEW! after this...i can rest assured.

:-D:-D :fire::fire:

:fanflag:

Ajfar
August 28, 2010, 08:51 PM
soccer miya bhai is trying way too hard now. I must say this is quite lame.
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godzilla
August 28, 2010, 10:48 PM
You wonder what the players does in the BATHROOM?

I know that this thread was a joke (hopefully) but that sentence alone will make me stay away from your future threads.

-_______-

al-Sagar
August 28, 2010, 11:30 PM
Have you ever wondered what your favorite player does in the bathroom? I have.
Have you ever wondered what company's lungi tamim wears? I have.
Have you ever wondered which barber shaves siddons head? I have.
Have you ever wondered whats your players deepest secret is? I have.

And thats why I created this thread so I can tell you about my favorite player Ashraful. I have done lots of research online and read many books, and learned about each of the players. And this is the whole routine of Mohammed Ashraful on any given Monday. After extensive research, I realized that this never changes.

12:01am - Watch the ending of Lagaan 18 times.
1:01am - Practice the shot of the bearded man from Lagaan 73 times.
2:01am - Sleep. Dream that Tendulkar bows down to him.
3:01am - Nightmare. Jalal taunting him. Wakes up and turns nightlight on.
4:01am - Call Mashrafee and plans to remove Shakib from captaincy. (If mashrafee captain, then call Shakib.)
5:01am - Sleep. Dream that he's the captain of the Indian team.
6:01am - Wakes up and brushes teeth while reading Shakespeare.
7:01am - Mr. Andana (his music teacher) comes over for the music lessons.
8:01am - He looks at and studies the picture of Monalisa (da vinci's).
9:01am - Watches girls going to college, while hanging out with his friends.
10:01am - Steals a mango from Mrs. Hossains mango tree.
11:01am - Shows off a new shot that he's invented. He then drinks the shot.
12:01pm - Goes to the para cricket team, and he isn't picked. (he is the 12th man)
1:01pm - Drops a catch and blames the sun.
2:01pm - Scores an 3, when he gets out trying to scoop the ball.
3:01pm - Comes to train on the Bangladesh team.
4:01pm - Tells everyone how he has scored 300 in an one day game for his para.
5:01pm - Practices with the team.

Thats all I was able to research...

internet access should be banned in Mental Hospitals.

Zeeshan
August 29, 2010, 12:08 AM
Apparently, goru's thread shows up under Similar Thread's category. Sigh.

Rommel
August 29, 2010, 01:10 AM
I found it funny. Lighten up guys.

reyme
August 29, 2010, 02:40 AM
How is the Dominos Pizza delivery going soccer bhai? Kaj taj nai naki?

billah
August 29, 2010, 02:41 AM
i am gloating the f in schadenfreude. yesterday when dr. z mentioned "back with a bang" i for a second got scared MY place be in stake....but PHEW! after this...i can rest assured.

:-D:-D :fire::fire:

:fanflag:

With words like "schadenfreude", your position is kinda like... unique. No one, I suppose would even wanna be there. Who wants to visit dictionary.com 39 times every paragraph?:-|

Neel Here
August 29, 2010, 03:46 AM
6:01am - Wakes up and brushes teeth while reading Shakespeare. :lol:

Zunaid
August 29, 2010, 03:57 AM
With words like "schadenfreude", your position is kinda like... unique. No one, I suppose would even wanna be there. Who wants to visit dictionary.com 39 times every paragraph?:-|

More likely he is suffering from Freudenschade.

Rabz
August 29, 2010, 03:57 AM
Incomplete research.
The whole world is still eagerly waiting to find out what does he do between 5.02pm to 12.00am

lamisa
August 29, 2010, 04:23 AM
ok,this is completely lol!i wonder whether matin comes to BC,bechara...

Ashfaq
August 29, 2010, 04:44 AM
I long for the days when jokes were funny and not offensive.

revolver
August 29, 2010, 06:09 AM
Looool espically sakib as an indian captain
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Purbasha T
August 29, 2010, 09:20 AM
Ending of Lagaaan..ahha! Or, K3G..they had similar endings.

Looool espically sakib as an indian captain
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Shakib?? You mean Ash?

One World
August 29, 2010, 10:23 AM
Too much Hindi movie, there is one by Rani Mukherjee.

Zeeshan
August 29, 2010, 01:11 PM
With words like "schadenfreude", your position is kinda like... unique. No one, I suppose would even wanna be there. Who wants to visit dictionary.com 39 times every paragraph?:-|

Yayyyy illiteracy. Only billah can make it sexy.

*raises beer*

Beamer
August 29, 2010, 01:33 PM
This is lame stuff...

M.H.Rubel
August 29, 2010, 02:28 PM
Nah it is a very nice thread.Its very funny and very interesting with lot of surprises.
Thank you soccer for such a nice innovative thread.Your ideas were good and funny as well.Anyway please complete the ash cycle from 5pm to 12MN.
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revolver
August 29, 2010, 03:00 PM
Ending of Lagaaan..ahha! Or, K3G..they had similar endings.



Shakib?? You mean Ash?

my bad...
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billah
August 29, 2010, 03:03 PM
Yayyyy illiteracy. Only billah can make it sexy.

*raises beer*

Wow ZeeshanM ! You must have attended College. Good for you. Man, there is such a need for netizens like you. Attends college, joins public fan forum, inundates it with words like "schadenfreude" and "coition" in huge, epic ballad size posts, claims them "funny" and "signs of literacy".

No wonder God gave us Extra strength Excedrin. What a blessing.

Zeeshan
August 29, 2010, 03:06 PM
Wow ZeeshanM ! You must have attended College. Good for you. Man, there is such a need for netizens like you. Attends college, joins public fan forum, inundates it with words like "schadenfreude" and "coition" in huge, epic ballad size posts, claims them "funny" and "signs of literacy".

No wonder God gave us Extra strength Excedrin. What a blessing.

Aren't you trying a little bit too hard to try to get me banned? You are obsessed with my life; yet much is said to be about you and your petty behavior of jumping on my you-know-what at every opportunity you get.

Rifat
August 29, 2010, 03:26 PM
when i read the title of the thread, i thought revolutionary cricket discoveries were made :-|

lamisa
August 30, 2010, 04:42 AM
^^lol,same here!