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bujhee kom
May 14, 2011, 02:13 PM
Hey bros and apus, this is not a bad thread...this is a very good serious thread, right, no? I thought we discuss this very important issue here and see if we can tackle this problem, right?

I am getting old and I recently realize I am having bad body odor which I didn't have before, I am serious man.

Can I change my diet? What should I do? I must avoid Onions, my wife told me they are bad for your stomach and overall body odor!

Should I drink less sugar drink/Soda/Pop as I suspect they are the reason I am having bad breath man. I don't eat fish, thank Allah!

Please discuss amongst yourselves and give me ideas...let's face this reality and tackle this problem, mints and gums are not working alone, if you know what i mean!

May 14, 2011, 02:20 PM
You need very strong and amorous air freshner probably from Jessy Penny: Claire Burke or Edmund Burke; cost 30-35 dollars. Use once a day, not on your body but on the beds, sofas etc. and your bad body odor will be decreased substantially.

Plus you can keep a big aionic air freshner cost around 600.00 and that will make a lot difference.

to stop bad mouth odor, you need to use sulca brush and digest your food at night properly, because indigestion at night creates bad odor in the morning that even the strongest mouthwash can not keep up its strength for few minutes. avoid onions/garlics and other spices. these are my findings.

bujhee kom
May 14, 2011, 02:37 PM
Excellent AhmedN bhai! Very very helpful! I much much appreciate it!

May 14, 2011, 03:45 PM
Change your race.

May 14, 2011, 05:07 PM
take shower regularly, use old spice deodorant to smell good all day long :)

May 14, 2011, 05:38 PM
Eat puti shutki regularly if you can get some. The DDT in sutki will not only kill all your krimi, it will clean all the bad bateria in your system.

May 14, 2011, 10:05 PM
Don't drink beer or hard liquor, don't smoke, shower twice a day and use a good antiperspirant for BO. Eat lots of green veggies.

For BB, brush your teeth at least 3 times a day and gargle with a good mouthwash. Always carry a can of strong mints.

May 14, 2011, 11:43 PM
Eating less curry also helps.

May 15, 2011, 01:56 AM
^^ Being a curry, how do you eat less curry ???

May 15, 2011, 02:45 AM
I avoid our kind of curry with jeera etc and favor Thai curries. Doesn't stay on you at all. My mom was never much of a cook so when we moved to suburban DC (I was 12), not a lot of Deshi food was cooked at home anyway. I grew up on standard American food (faster to cook according to mom) with the occasional curry.

I worked at a California Cuisine restaurant during my undergrads and learned French, Italian, Mexican and Japanese. I do my own cooking here in Dhaka and that's what I cook. I do have deshi curries about 3 to 4 times a week but always at restaurants (Niraub, Dhanshir'hi, Dhaka BBQ and Star Kebab @ Banani) ... :)

May 15, 2011, 03:42 AM
Bk - you can shower all you want but it doesn't help if you don't change your clothes. And stop using cheap cologne to mask the odor - ain't gonna work. So no Old Spice - even if you are attracted to the Old Spice guy and no Jacques Penne either. Go upscale - like Taarjay.

More seriously - animal protein, fats and food high in chlorophyll tends to result in body odor and also forces one to light match after visiting the library.

As for halitosis - brush and floss. Most importantly brush before going to bed so you don't provide a moist and welcoming home for all sorts of critters to multiply. Equally important brush AFTER breakfast not before. Sure you can do it before too but it is the one after that'll have the most impact. And if you do not have had something to eat and thinking brushing your teeth is enough - think again. After a while your mouth will start smelling like the nether regions of a dying wart hog. And all sorts of brushing isn't helping if you still leave that piece of meat stuck between your molars after visiting that restaurant on Jackson Heights (you know, 37th and 75th).

May 15, 2011, 04:22 AM
I'm going to vomit.

May 15, 2011, 06:24 AM
I'm going to vomit.

That doesn't help with the odor either.

May 15, 2011, 06:51 AM
I'm going to vomit.

That's what she said.


May 15, 2011, 07:16 AM
That's what she said.

who is she and why did she say that?

May 15, 2011, 08:33 AM
who is she and why did she say that?

Said the actress to the bishop

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On occasion, the term is swapped when appropriate to "said the bishop to the actress", or "that's what he said".<sup id="cite_ref-smh_0-0" class="reference">[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop#cite_note-smh-0)</sup>
The phrase is an example of a Wellerism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wellerism), a literal "turn" of a phrase, changing its meaning. The versatility of the phrase and its popularity leads some to consider it a cliché (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clich%C3%A9).<sup id="cite_ref-1" class="reference">[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop#cite_note-1)</sup>
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1 History and background (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop#History_and_backgro und)
2 "That's What She Said" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop#.22That.27s_What_Sh e_Said.22)
3 See also (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop#See_also)
4 References (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop#References)
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The term may have been used as far back as Edwardian times (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edwardian_era), and is apparently British (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_people) in origin.<sup id="cite_ref-Partridge_2-0" class="reference">[3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop#cite_note-Partridge-2)</sup><sup id="cite_ref-smh_0-1" class="reference">[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop#cite_note-smh-0)</sup>
The phrase is frequently used (in various contexts) by the fictional character Simon Templar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Templar) (alias "The Saint") in a long-running series of mystery books by Leslie Charteris (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leslie_Charteris). The phrase first appears in the inaugural Saint novel Meet the Tiger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meet_the_Tiger) which was published in 1928.<sup id="cite_ref-tifo_3-0" class="reference">[4] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop#cite_note-tifo-3)</sup>
The phrase "as the girl said to the soldier" is recorded in a sound test for Alfred Hitchcock (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Hitchcock)'s 1929 film Blackmail (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackmail_%281929_film%29).<sup id="cite_ref-huffpo_4-0" class="reference">[5] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop#cite_note-huffpo-4)</sup>
As the Actress Said to the Bishop - Star-studded stories from stage and screen is the title of a book published in 1989, written by English character actor and comedian Derek Nimmo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derek_Nimmo).
[edit (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop&action=edit&section=2)] "That's What She Said"

"That's what she said", occasionally abbreviated as TWSS, is a chiefly American (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States)<sup id="cite_ref-tifo_3-1" class="reference">[4] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop#cite_note-tifo-3)</sup> and Canadian phrase used in response to an accidental double entendre (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_entendre#Modern_usage), especially one that is sexual in nature.<sup id="cite_ref-newsvine_5-0" class="reference">[6] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop#cite_note-newsvine-5)</sup> Typically, 'TWSS' is said in response to another speaker's double entendre, and rarely by the original speaker.<sup id="cite_ref-6" class="reference">[7] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop#cite_note-6)</sup>
One of the earliest uses of the phrase was a recurring joke in the Saturday Night Live (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturday_Night_Live) sketch Wayne's World (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne%27s_World). In the movie of the same name (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne%27s_World_%28film%29), the titular character, Wayne, uses the phrase after his partner Garth says "Are you finished yet? I'm getting tired of holding this" in regard to a picture he is holding.<sup id="cite_ref-newsvine_5-1" class="reference">[6] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop#cite_note-newsvine-5)</sup>
Steve Carell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Carell)'s character Michael Scott (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Scott_%28The_Office%29) on the American television series The Office (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Office_%28U.S._TV_series%29) regularly uses this phrase, often in inappropriate situations. 'TWSS' became a catchphrase of The Office and was used for the show's "That's What She Said" Sweepstakes.<sup id="cite_ref-7" class="reference">[8] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop#cite_note-7)</sup> The phrase has become so associated with the character that the television show 30 Rock (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/30_Rock) featured a scene in which one character became infuriated at another's use of 'TWSS' because "Steve Carell owns 'That's What She Said,' okay? He owns it." In the episode, "Goodbye, Michael (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodbye,_Michael)", "that's what she said" was Steve Carell's final audible line as a series regular.
The tenth episode of season eight from the show King of the Hill (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_the_Hill) is titled "That's What She Said" in which a character (voiced by Ben Stiller (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Stiller)) constantly makes the joke. In an early episode of Family Guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_Guy), Peter and Brian are assembling a crib; Brian reads off a direction from the instruction booklet, and Peter starts to say "That's what she said" before Brian stops him by saying, "If you say 'that's what she said' one more time, I'm gonna pop you."
The phrase has also been used several times by Brooke Davis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooke_Davis) in the television series One Tree Hill (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Tree_Hill_%28TV_series%29).
[edit (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop&action=edit&section=3)] See also

Double entendre (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_entendre)

[edit (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop&action=edit&section=4)] References

^ <sup>a</sup> (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop#cite_ref-smh_0-0) <sup>b</sup> (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop#cite_ref-smh_0-1) What is the origin of the expression "As the bishop said to the actress"? (http://www.smh.com.au/news/big-questions/why-do-people-have-an-audience-with-a-king-but-only-a-meetingwith-a-president/2005/08/04/1123125839640.html) The Sydney Morning Herald.
^ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop#cite_ref-1) That's What She Said? Yeah, Give It A Rest (http://www.gq.com/blogs/the-q/2010/08/thats-what-she-said-yeah-give-it-a-rest.html) The Verge. GQ Online
^ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop#cite_ref-Partridge_2-0) Partridge, Eric (1982). A Dictionary of Catch Phrases (http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=Nm3jbg0JalMC&pg=PA31&lpg=PA31&dq=%22as+the+actress+said+to+the+bishop%22&source=bl&ots=tYH6rKAKDL&sig=osFXHRkyFIPuD4e_sFiUqMdF20s&hl=en&ei=0eAoTbSpCNCEhQevnvn2AQ&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=2&ved=0CBwQ6AEwATgU#v=onepage&q=%22as%20the%20actress%20said%20to%20the%20bishop %22&f=false) (2 ed.). London: Routledge. p. 31. ISBN (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Standard_Book_Number) 9780415059169 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:BookSources/9780415059169).
^ <sup>a</sup> (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop#cite_ref-tifo_3-0) <sup>b</sup> (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop#cite_ref-tifo_3-1) The British Equivalent of 'That's What She Said' (http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/12/the-british-equivalent-of-thats-what-she-said/) Today I Found Out
^ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop#cite_ref-huffpo_4-0) Nicholas Graham (2010-06-10). "Hitchcock's 'That's What She Said' Joke Is Its First Known Recording! (VIDEO)" (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/10/hitchcocks-thats-what-she_n_607689.html). The Huffington Post.
^ <sup>a</sup> (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop#cite_ref-newsvine_5-0) <sup>b</sup> (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop#cite_ref-newsvine_5-1) International 'that's what she said' day. (http://spring.newsvine.com/_news/2007/02/15/569781-international-thats-what-she-said-day) Newsvine. February 15, 2007.
^ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop#cite_ref-6) "That's What She Said" Joke Made Every Time Archaeology Professor Refers to Bone (http://media.www.thebrownnoser.com/media/storage/paper1157/news/2007/11/30/CampusLife/thats.What.She.Said.Joke.Made.Every.Time.Archaeolo gy.Professor.Refers.To.Bone-3119861.shtml)
^ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop#cite_ref-7) The Office Launches 'That's What She Said' Sweepstakes (http://www.buddytv.com/articles/the-office/the-office-launches-thats-what-34599.aspx). Buddy TV.

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Deford, Frank (2002) An American Summer (http://books.google.ca/books?id=ZMWr7Q2xkxMC&pg=PA39&dq=%22that%27s+what+she+said%22&lr=&as_brr=3#v=onepage&q=%22that%27s%20what%20she%20said%22&f=false). Source Books, Inc.
Veitch, Harriet (editor) (August 6, 2005). "Why Do People Have an "Audience" with a King but Only a "Meeting" with a President?" (http://www.smh.com.au/news/big-questions/why-do-people-have-an-audience-with-a-king-but-only-a-meetingwith-a-president/2005/08/04/1123125839640.html). The Sydney Morning Herald (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sydney_Morning_Herald). Accessed April 27, 2010.
"Prince Charles Down Under (as the actress said to the bishop)" (http://www.bdb.co.za/shackle/articles/prince_charles.htm) April 2005, Eric Shackle
Williams, Tryst (February 12, 2005). "What Did the Actress Really Say to the Bishop?" (http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/tm_objectid=15182020&method=full&siteid=50082&headline=-as-the-actress-said-to-the-bishop----name_page.html). Western Mail (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Mail_%28Wales%29). Accessed April 27, 2010.
Phrases.org.uk discussion of the topic (http://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/8/messages/326.html)
"Idiom: As the actress said to the bishop" (http://www.usingenglish.com/reference/idioms/as+the+actress+said+to+the+bishop.html) UsingEnglish.com

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May 15, 2011, 09:36 AM
this thread should have that under arm exposeing pic of ash!

May 15, 2011, 09:43 AM
Achha, are you all trying to be serious here? Or funny? Or seriously funny? Or gross? Or gross in a funny way? Or funny in a gross way? Okay, I am confusedly serious!
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May 15, 2011, 10:38 AM
your post stinks.

bujhee kom
May 15, 2011, 10:53 AM
Arrey bhais, thank you thank you very informative...thank you Rashed, Fazal mama, Sohel da, Dr. Zed boss! And thank all of you...yeah please continue....

May 17, 2011, 02:34 PM
As you wish BK Bhai... here is some more....

1. Don't drink Coke, Drink RuhAfza at noon
2. Instead of candy, eat batasha.
3. Use Ator before going out.
4. Always use water when you do "short" and "long" in toilet
5. Can consider Khilli Paan with Jarda once in a while. Don't sollow the juice, spit it.
6. If you don't smoke, consider smoking to divert bad smell from mouth.
7. Hand your socks in the fan , when not using
8. After shower don't use towel, use gamcha instead
9. Wear Lungi at home or just boxer, specially in summer.
10. Don't go to dirty sites, or think dirty stuff... always think about golup phool, and carry one (golup phool) with you all the time.

May 17, 2011, 05:47 PM
^^ :lol:
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