What's your phobia?

[Zeeshan]

Prologue: With Halloween approaching it calls for Zeeshan to scrawl up yet another of his brilliant thread.

They say public speaking fear is more in people than death. Well what is your Kryptonite? What is your Fazal to your Ash? Unleash yourself BC!

[Zeeshan]

Screwed up in the poll. Posted heights 3 times. Asif bhai holler!

[mufi_02]

Heights and Girls!! In front of one I stutter and the other I feel like I am passing out. You know which one is for which.

[simon]

shinni ki?

[bujhee kom]

I voted,
Snakes;
Jinn, Ghost, Vampire, supernaturals;
and Other...The Other is for using an unfamiliar public/private Toilet...and the fear is that the toilet will get pitch black all of a sudden and then a supernatural hand coming out of the toilet and grabing me in the buttoocks and another hand coming down from the ceiling and grabing mah thrat and killing me!

[bujhee kom]

shinni ki?

He what is shinni?

[Ajfar]

Heights and Girls!! In front of one I stutter and the other I feel like I am passing out. You know which one is for which.

bhai apnar tow dekhi amar case.

[Zeeshan]

i think if i go to hell God will make me use squat toilets...**** i hate

[Dilscoop]

Bangla Aunties...

[Naimul_Hd]

talking to hot girls (:-p)
snakes
Dogs !

[Tigers_eye]

Snakes, Scorpions, Sharks.

[lamisa]

tiktiki, kukur, biral, bhoot, jinn and psychos( that doesnt include ashraful)

[simon]

uronto telapoka,bhoot,biral(may be if i get a cat it might get ok), BD police.
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[bujhee kom]

Graam-Banglaar rastai eka eka hata, jongoler pash die, dhaan kheter upore ek Chand bihin Amabosshar raate Jinn-aar Oshoriri Pretatma Mora lassh Gorosthaan-er pashey die hete jawar shomoi Kukur othoba Shewal-er Hookkaah Hooaa awaj aar kanna!

[iDumb]

I have a fear that is 18+ rated, may I share it? (I mean share the fear, not the disease)

[Zeeshan]

<table class="tborder" align="center" border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="1" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td class="tcat" colspan="4">View Poll Results: What is your greatest fear?
</td> </tr> <tr><td class="alt1" width="75%"> talking to girls ahnaf (http://www.banglacricket.com/alochona/member.php?u=10262), mufi_02 (http://www.banglacricket.com/alochona/member.php?u=12172), Naimul_Hd (http://www.banglacricket.com/alochona/member.php?u=8459), ZeeshanM (http://www.banglacricket.com/alochona/member.php?u=7191)

:facepalm:
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[Naimul_Hd]

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</td> </tr> <tr><td class="alt1" width="75%"> talking to girls ahnaf (http://www.banglacricket.com/alochona/member.php?u=10262), mufi_02 (http://www.banglacricket.com/alochona/member.php?u=12172), Naimul_Hd (http://www.banglacricket.com/alochona/member.php?u=8459), ZeeshanM (http://www.banglacricket.com/alochona/member.php?u=7191)

:facepalm:
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I corrected it. It should be "Hot Girls" :)

[lamisa]

psycho stalkers

[Navo]

I don't think I'm particularly phobic about anything but hearing aluminum foil crackle gives me goosebumps (the bad kind) and shurshuri haha. And even this just started in the last few months...

[Rabz]

I'm claustrophobic and acrophobic.

I hate lifts.
Suffocate in mosh pits.

[MohammedC]

I have fear of heights. But I love flying.

[simon]

when I was a kid I had a phobia in using commode.
was used to the flat paykhana, but doing paykhana while sitting on a commod was a horrific experience.
kotodin je paykhana chepe rekhechi ...:(
now I love doing paykhana on a commod :) but I now have a phobia abt using the flat ones or the Turkish toilets.
another phobia I hv is doing peshab in those open standing commod type thing,dont know how they r called, I feel like ei bujhi keo deikha fello re...
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[bujhee kom]

I also have another serious fobia related to Hagu too....I fear while doing a numero Dos, I will have long Krimis worms coming out of me and then bite ma buttocks back and return back to it's old home! I had this problem fobia for many many years now....since I was a young boy....I also often decided not to go to toilet simply in fear of this many many times I tell you now.

[bujhee kom]

when I was a kid I had a phobia in using commode.
was used to the flat paykhana, but doing paykhana while sitting on a commod was a horrific experience.
kotodin je paykhana chepe rekhechi ...:(
now I love doing paykhana on a commod :) but I now have a phobia abt using the flat ones or the Turkish toilets.
another phobia I hv is doing peshab in those open standing commod type thing,dont know how they r called, I feel like ei bujhi keo deikha fello re...
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1. Urinals!~!
2. Shadharonoto Pervs ra eita korey! Watch out guys!

[simon]

thanks for the vocabs..
lol at yr phobia, I knew you will hv something to share abt hagu too...;)
I sometimes get scared when its a big piece of **** and that it doesnt get flushed.... it kind a refuses to go away..its a prestige issue...:o
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[bujhee kom]

Hhehehehhe Simon!

Another phobia I have Simon, I fear in a small size public toilet like at work or at the University, let's say 3 privet satlls with panels in between and a couple mof those urinals and a couple os sinks....when I am inside the stall for a nature numero dos special call, I am always very nervous, if it smells very bad, which it does, what if someone bends down and look at my shoes/sneakers and would know right away it is me/bk who the culprit is for creating these biohazard situation, so I if there is another person just entered the restroom and I am in thside a stall busy, I always try to make fold my legs back and keep myself very low key, hold my breath, hold my aaction until the guy is gone, I feel very embarrassed, i hold no matter how painful it is...I hate those shameless people who comes to a public toilet and goes bbhhhrrrrr when there are people around in the toilet!

[bujhee kom]

About floater and sinker Simon, this phobia is very genuine deep psychological phobia...I thought heavily, vigorously on the reason behind floaters and sinkers. I see it the diet that you have to control...do you eat high fiber diet or do you eat gords? Then I think that results in creating floaters which are no doubt almost impossible to sink, thus flush it down! Now that makes you run more potable clean precious wayter, three four flush minimum, sometimes even more...that's a lot of good water getting flush down the porceline ti fight a tiny pice of stuborn little floaterm so I think spoem fibourous Gords, Kacha Eggplants may be not very environmental at the end.

[bujhee kom]

I know it is a lot of talk about this business but I think htere is no need to open another thread on this business and talk about it, we rather get it all out right here in this good thread...

How to use a Western Public toilet where there is no Bodna,no water pipe but just plain toilet paper for an Easterner:

1. Enter casually
2. Look around if any other people in the toilet, do a quick scan under the panels/doors look for shoes or sound.
3. If nobody around, oh lovely it's your lucky day, quickly take a whole bunch of clean toilet paper and soak them a bit in the sink and enter the most suitable/quiet/privet/peaceful/spacious Stall and lock the door behind.
3a. quickly check if the toilet is clean first.
3b. If just a little dirty try flushing to see if it cleans up itself, you do not want to sit on someone else's waste so close, the feeling is father of all Mother Phobias, believ you me on this one ooohhhoo!
4. Put the wet toilet paper on a clean surface, which might be scarce, but still look for it and use the top of the toilet paper casing in the stall.
5. Take plenty of toilet paper out(don't try to go environmental here) and completely cover the toilet ring seat and then gently sit down.
6. Do your thing with consideration to other human beings in the toilet with you, so hold when needed and appropriate.
7. Do several Mercy Flush while doing your thang.
8. After finishing gently get up and flush and clean yourself first with clean dry TP and then go/clean youreself second time with that old precious wet wad of Toilet Paper, clean yourself completey.
9. Flush again
!0. Get out, Cough, and wash your both hands, must use soap if available.
11. Leave the toilet room and thank your Creator.
12. Do not forget to go home and wash yourself with plenty of fresh water and properly.


Bhais you all might think I just fool around vagabond!! These are my direct lone contributions to Humanity and to the Human Civilization!

[simon]

Hhehehehhe Simon!

Another phobia I have Simon, I fear in a small size public toilet like at work or at the University, let's say 3 privet satlls with panels in between and a couple mof those urinals and a couple os sinks....when I am inside the stall for a nature numero dos special call, I am always very nervous, if it smells very bad, which it does, what if someone bends down and look at my shoes/sneakers and would know right away it is me/bk who the culprit is for creating these biohazard situation, so I if there is another person just entered the restroom and I am in thside a stall busy, I always try to make fold my legs back and keep myself very low key, hold my breath, hold my aaction until the guy is gone, I feel very embarrassed, i hold no matter how painful it is...I hate those shameless people who comes to a public toilet and goes bbhhhrrrrr when there are people around in the toilet!

hehe,apnar colleague ra dekhi apnar cheye bhi kom bujhe je juta dekhey nishchit hote hoy? gondho peyeto eder shonge shonge buijha phalar kotha je eta ke?:-D
Jaihok,ei bepar e amio bhishon isporshokator,je karone ja korar bashatei kore jai, tacharao eishob University te bodna o nai :o
oboshsho chaipa jawar ekta bishesh khomota upor wala amake diyechen...tai bohubar edhoroner embarassing situation theke nijeke bachate perechi..:)

[FaHiMa]

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LOOOL dont believe that for a second! You people seem to do just fine on BC.

I'm more disgusted by snakes than scared .

[simon]

BK da, I appreciate your post & the points but I have a slight recommendation about point 8:
8. After finishing gently get up and flush and clean yourself first with clean dry TP and then go/clean youreself second time with that old precious wet wad of Toilet Paper, clean yourself completey.

I know we need to show some responsibility "vis à vis l'environnement" magar I think "it's important that" we use some extra dry tissue right after the use of wet TP just to wipe the wet parts,otherwise bheja bheja ekrokom shat shata bhab theke jay...
And talking about environment I'm usually bhery sensitive when it comes to TP, like I often fold the piece of toilet paper(almost like a Samosa but squarer) and use one side,then unfold it and use the other clean side,ebhabe eki tissue dui theke tin bar kaje lagano jay. :) it's a good tip that I "vivement recommande" my fellow members.

[Purbasha T]

Don't know if it has a special name, but I'm really hesitant on using too much power/force when other people are in close proximity fearing that I may hurt them somehow. This is why I almost never win in grappling matches regardless of how lighter my opponent is, this is why I can never take a powerful shot while playing football.. :(

[Purbasha T]

And about the rechontontro nishkashon topic being discussed above. Baire paikhana korar dorkarta ki? Bashay raate full pet kheye dhoomse ekbar, ba tokhon na hole shokale uthe ekbar...besss, khel khotom, poisa hojom!

[Purbasha T]

And I didn't wanna admit to the ''talking to girls' phobia, but now seeing that I have respectable company, I can admit. :-p Surprisingly, I never had this problem back home but developed it since moving to this country. Although, once the ice is broken, I'm the man! ;)

[bujhee kom]

And I didn't wanna admit to the ''talking to girls' phobia, but now seeing that I have respectable company, I can admit. :-p Surprisingly, I never had this problem back home but developed it since moving to this country. Although, once the ice is broken, I'm the man! ;)

Arrey Talukdar eita ki bolteso miah tumi? Tumar tow kono problemo howar khotha naa ladies-der shathey khotha bular...tumi khoiba tumar naam Purbasha apu and like pretend like we are two sisters talking, then the ice will be gone, and then let the real Talukdar come out miah hahahahahaah!!!@

[bujhee kom]

BK da, I appreciate your post & the points but I have a slight recommendation about point 8:
8. After finishing gently get up and flush and clean yourself first with clean dry TP and then go/clean youreself second time with that old precious wet wad of Toilet Paper, clean yourself completey.

I know we need to show some responsibility "vis à vis l'environnement" magar I think "it's important that" we use some extra dry tissue right after the use of wet TP just to wipe the wet parts,otherwise bheja bheja ekrokom shat shata bhab theke jay...
And talking about environment I'm usually bhery sensitive when it comes to TP, like I often fold the piece of toilet paper(almost like a Samosa but squarer) and use one side,then unfold it and use the other clean side,ebhabe eki tissue dui theke tin bar kaje lagano jay. :) it's a good tip that I "vivement recommande" my fellow members.

Simon absolutely correct! It has to be done with a dry one to finish the job off...it is Puff Puff lttle Sqweez between the Cheeks!

[Purbasha T]

Arrey Talukdar eita ki bolteso miah tumi? Tumar tow kono problemo howar khotha naa ladies-der shathey khotha bular...tumi khoiba tumar naam Purbasha apu and like pretend like we are two sisters talking, then the ice will be gone, and then let the real Talukdar come out miah hahahahahaah!!!@

arreey BK bhai, ami to eita age kokhono bhebhe dekhi nai....jaan taile, thissh monday thekei apnar formula kaje lagaya dimu...ar any good news hole apnii janben shobar age :D

[Navo]

It's interesting that some of the most outspoken members of BC are afraid of speaking in public. I'm not sure whether this is surprising or not.

[nakedzero]

Peoples are more scared of snakes than death. LOLzzz what's gonna snake do to you come on! :floor:

[nakedzero]

Btw, there is repeat by mistake I guess ==> (spiders or other subspecies of Arachnida).

[Naimul_Hd]

Peoples are more scared of snakes than death. LOLzzz what's gonna snake do to you come on! :floor:

C'mon nengta bhai, snake will bite you first and you have to tolerate the pain till Death comes to you and makes you free from all the pains.

So, tell me, who's better ? Snake or Death ?

[F6_Turbo]

Biyer agey...I was worried about the ceremonies and the misti related events(As I've stated on here before, I've never tasted any misti).

*Get your mind out of the gutter fellas - no performance anxieties whatsoever.

Well I needn't have worried - I went through all the rituals(engagement, holud, reception, bou bhaat) all without having to put a single bite of misti in my mouth.

Think I'm pretty much fearless now.

[Naimul_Hd]

Biyer agey...I was worried about the ceremonies and the misti related events(As I've stated on here before, I've never tasted any misti).

*Get your mind out of the gutter fellas - no performance anxieties whatsoever.

Well I needn't have worried - I went through all the rituals(engagement, holud, reception, bou bhaat) all without having to put a single bite of misti in my mouth.

Think I'm pretty much fearless now.

You are 'the first Bangladeshi who never had misti in his/her wedding events'. :applause:

[simon]

Biyer agey...I was worried about the ceremonies and the misti related events(As I've stated on here before, I've never tasted any misti).

*Get your mind out of the gutter fellas - no performance anxieties whatsoever.

Well I needn't have worried - I went through all the rituals(engagement, holud, reception, bou bhaat) all without having to put a single bite of misti in my mouth.

Think I'm pretty much fearless now.

u do sound like an ET :-|

mishti khan nai keno? jor kore biye disilo naki?

[Zunaid]

C'mon nengta bhai, snake will beat you first and you have to tolerate the pain till Death comes to you and makes you free from all the pains.

So, tell me, who's better ? Snake or Death ?

Chicken. Snake does not taste like chicken.

[lamisa]

C'mon nengta bhai, snake will beat you first and you have to tolerate the pain till Death comes to you and makes you free from all the pains.

So, tell me, who's better ? Snake or Death ?

snake doesn't beat, it bites!

[Naimul_Hd]

snake doesn't beat, it bites!

Oh....heer com's our Profreeder. Btw, waching dis vidio, one naame cam up on mi mind is La-micha the Grammer Teachaar ! :saint:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4vf8N6GpdM

[frd]

Only because of the fear of talking infront of the ppl i preferred performing mime rather than acting in a play ! Weird!
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[iDumb]

I am afraid of my wife. B**** is crazy yo!!

[Zeeshan]

@nakedzero...

clearly you don't know that phobia means "IRRATIONAL" fear... :)

maybe not in idumb's case

[shuziburo]

snake doesn't beat, it bites!

[বাংলা]লামিসা, তোমার ভয়ে তো এখন থেকে সব লেখা কয়েকবার করে প্রুফরীড করতে হবে![/বাংলা]

[shuziburo]

I am really afraid of snakes and height. I freeze when I encounter either!

I am afraid but not that much anything that might make me sick. Hence no more [বাংলা]চটপটি[/বাংলা] from street vendors in Bangladesh. BTW, I love Bangladeshi street vendors' food in NYC. Bangladeshi street vendors have the best food in lower Manhattan. I have tried many of them and am yet to be disappointed.

[nakedzero]

@nakedzero...

clearly you don't know that phobia means "IRRATIONAL" fear... :)

maybe not in idumb's case

Is fear of death rational? Ughh I don't want to think about it.

What ever, I am in love with this interesting thread.

[shuziburo]

Without googling or similar, what is fear of fear?

[shuziburo]

I am afraid of my wife. B**** is crazy yo!!

I am not afraid of my wife. She kneels before me. When I am hiding under the bed and she is trying to get me out with a broom!

[Honestly, I just made it up. My wife is nothing like this.]

[Naimul_Hd]

I am not afraid of my wife. She kneels before me. When I am hiding under the bed and she is trying to get me out with a broom!

[Honestly, I just made it up. My wife is nothing like this.]

We know that our bhabi is not like that shuziburo bhai. But you cant deny that you do hide under the bed. Shotto kokhono chapa thake na Shuziburo bhai. :outbad::autlaal:

:)

[lamisa]

amar biggest fear tiktiki.i will be going to st.martin next month ar oikhane naki onek boro boro tiktiki ase. keu confirm korte parben ei khobor?

[nakedzero]

amar biggest fear tiktiki.i will be going to st.martin next month ar oikhane naki onek boro boro tiktiki ase. keu confirm korte parben ei khobor?

Amar bashar tiktiki dekhle apni faint hoben. Ami sure amar bashar cheye boro tiktiki BD te kothao nai. You want me to post some photos?

[Navo]

I'm aware of how bad some phobias can be, so I'm not going to post the image directly here. But this is a...animal that was found in a shower in my old high school. It's pretty bizarre, like a snake with legs...look at its eyes - http://db.tt/FxNrsv63

[F6_Turbo]

Without googling or similar, what is fear of fear?

phobophobia

[frd]

I'm aware of how bad some phobias can be, so I'm not going to post the image directly here. But this is a...animal that was found in a shower in my old high school. It's pretty bizarre, like a snake with legs...look at its eyes - http://db.tt/FxNrsv63

এইটা তো মনে হয় গুই সাপ । বেচারা নিরীহ প্রাণী
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[Navo]

^^ Haan it is, it's relatively harmless but they can be aggressive. It snapped at one girl when it eventually exited the shower. Not a pleasant discovery...

[shuziburo]

I am not afraid of my wife. She kneels before me. When I am hiding under the bed and she is trying to get me out with a broom!

[Honestly, I just made it up. My wife is nothing like this.]
We know that our bhabi is not like that shuziburo bhai. But you cant deny that you do hide under the bed. Shotto kokhono chapa thake na Shuziburo bhai. :outbad::autlaal:

:)

Thank God. Finally, the cat is out of the bag!

-Shuja (from under the bed)

[shuziburo]

We know that our bhabi is not like that shuziburo bhai. But you cant deny that you do hide under the bed. Shotto kokhono chapa thake na Shuziburo bhai. :outbad::autlaal:

:)

As I ask my children a lot, "[বাংলা]মাইর কারে কয় জান?[/বাংলা]" Alas! My children don't.