Zeeshan
December 24, 2011, 12:31 AM
Zunaid: Solve P-Np, memorize it, write it backwards and forwards using Cyrillic notation, transform into equivalent morse code and send message to alien lifeform stooping on a walking stick
Nasif: compile a 20 hour long documentary on the historical significance of Scooby Doo
shaad: clone a white colored peppered moth species (Biston betularia) to match the bark of a white tree to strengthen argument for natural selection in a highly esteemed monograph thereby convering 32 million followers from their native religions :p
iDumb: start a joint business venture with tonoy of kajer bua service to challenge trackrabbitdotcom
chinaman_f: make to FIRST page of espncricinfo
zinatf: spit out pi in it's entirety....PIE that is.
lasima: plagiarize Racine to author Newberry Award winning propaganda machine called Le Pont Neuf where she herself makes a cameo as Joan of Arc to lead a revolution against our very own dear coach Ian ;)
Rabz: make it to Wall Street, study Art of War, then buy Rand McNally to sell counterfeited copies of atlases, maps, and any cartographic tools for revisionist history of a 'world' without India
Isnaad: will be Vice President of the company
mb: Will create an entire genre in advertising rivaling Oglivy after being hammered by others for his khyat photoshop skills
FaHiMa: will study NHL mechanics of the game and come to a shocking realization that puck has nothing to do with any Shakespeare sketch
Sohel NR: will be FaHiMa's guru to distill all the tradecrafts of NHL
Beamer: will be jealous, unfriend Sohel and make an entire new social networking bringing Zuckerberg to his knees
cricman & Al-Furqaan: will actually learn Bangla
Arnab: will teach them in a guise of Sanskrit philology scholar
auntuda: will not earn money so much as to ask a Saudi sheikh for donation to install ACs and heaters for chillas
Rifat: write an autobiographical compilation of BC posts vouching for his anti-sin list and impeccable character and nominate himself for Nobel Peace prize :p
nightwolf: will establish a goenda service called Chyodyo Ghusti Udhdhar
rashed411: will be the first non-white to be inducted in KKK
simon: Caption King will sue New Yorker magazine earning the billion dough stating it was Bichitra magazine that predated the idea
Faguner Agun: sell his novella Baburchir Khunti to HarperCollins
bujhee_kom: convert mental hospitals in Pabna to his home, and like the Thuggees of India will initiate a sect divulging secrets of scatological tracking of animals
reverseda: will go on to a posting hibernation but will be forced to open a thread when a Bangladeshi becomes the first man to land on moon
& finally,
Tehsin: will found metabanglacricketdotcom
Nasif: compile a 20 hour long documentary on the historical significance of Scooby Doo
shaad: clone a white colored peppered moth species (Biston betularia) to match the bark of a white tree to strengthen argument for natural selection in a highly esteemed monograph thereby convering 32 million followers from their native religions :p
iDumb: start a joint business venture with tonoy of kajer bua service to challenge trackrabbitdotcom
chinaman_f: make to FIRST page of espncricinfo
zinatf: spit out pi in it's entirety....PIE that is.
lasima: plagiarize Racine to author Newberry Award winning propaganda machine called Le Pont Neuf where she herself makes a cameo as Joan of Arc to lead a revolution against our very own dear coach Ian ;)
Rabz: make it to Wall Street, study Art of War, then buy Rand McNally to sell counterfeited copies of atlases, maps, and any cartographic tools for revisionist history of a 'world' without India
Isnaad: will be Vice President of the company
mb: Will create an entire genre in advertising rivaling Oglivy after being hammered by others for his khyat photoshop skills
FaHiMa: will study NHL mechanics of the game and come to a shocking realization that puck has nothing to do with any Shakespeare sketch
Sohel NR: will be FaHiMa's guru to distill all the tradecrafts of NHL
Beamer: will be jealous, unfriend Sohel and make an entire new social networking bringing Zuckerberg to his knees
cricman & Al-Furqaan: will actually learn Bangla
Arnab: will teach them in a guise of Sanskrit philology scholar
auntuda: will not earn money so much as to ask a Saudi sheikh for donation to install ACs and heaters for chillas
Rifat: write an autobiographical compilation of BC posts vouching for his anti-sin list and impeccable character and nominate himself for Nobel Peace prize :p
nightwolf: will establish a goenda service called Chyodyo Ghusti Udhdhar
rashed411: will be the first non-white to be inducted in KKK
simon: Caption King will sue New Yorker magazine earning the billion dough stating it was Bichitra magazine that predated the idea
Faguner Agun: sell his novella Baburchir Khunti to HarperCollins
bujhee_kom: convert mental hospitals in Pabna to his home, and like the Thuggees of India will initiate a sect divulging secrets of scatological tracking of animals
reverseda: will go on to a posting hibernation but will be forced to open a thread when a Bangladeshi becomes the first man to land on moon
& finally,
Tehsin: will found metabanglacricketdotcom