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Zeeshan
December 24, 2011, 12:31 AM
Zunaid: Solve P-Np, memorize it, write it backwards and forwards using Cyrillic notation, transform into equivalent morse code and send message to alien lifeform stooping on a walking stick

Nasif: compile a 20 hour long documentary on the historical significance of Scooby Doo

shaad: clone a white colored peppered moth species (Biston betularia) to match the bark of a white tree to strengthen argument for natural selection in a highly esteemed monograph thereby convering 32 million followers from their native religions :p

iDumb: start a joint business venture with tonoy of kajer bua service to challenge trackrabbitdotcom

chinaman_f: make to FIRST page of espncricinfo

zinatf: spit out pi in it's entirety....PIE that is.

lasima: plagiarize Racine to author Newberry Award winning propaganda machine called Le Pont Neuf where she herself makes a cameo as Joan of Arc to lead a revolution against our very own dear coach Ian ;)

Rabz: make it to Wall Street, study Art of War, then buy Rand McNally to sell counterfeited copies of atlases, maps, and any cartographic tools for revisionist history of a 'world' without India

Isnaad: will be Vice President of the company

mb: Will create an entire genre in advertising rivaling Oglivy after being hammered by others for his khyat photoshop skills

FaHiMa: will study NHL mechanics of the game and come to a shocking realization that puck has nothing to do with any Shakespeare sketch

Sohel NR: will be FaHiMa's guru to distill all the tradecrafts of NHL

Beamer: will be jealous, unfriend Sohel and make an entire new social networking bringing Zuckerberg to his knees

cricman & Al-Furqaan: will actually learn Bangla

Arnab: will teach them in a guise of Sanskrit philology scholar

auntuda: will not earn money so much as to ask a Saudi sheikh for donation to install ACs and heaters for chillas

Rifat: write an autobiographical compilation of BC posts vouching for his anti-sin list and impeccable character and nominate himself for Nobel Peace prize :p

nightwolf: will establish a goenda service called Chyodyo Ghusti Udhdhar

rashed411: will be the first non-white to be inducted in KKK

simon: Caption King will sue New Yorker magazine earning the billion dough stating it was Bichitra magazine that predated the idea

Faguner Agun: sell his novella Baburchir Khunti to HarperCollins

bujhee_kom: convert mental hospitals in Pabna to his home, and like the Thuggees of India will initiate a sect divulging secrets of scatological tracking of animals

reverseda: will go on to a posting hibernation but will be forced to open a thread when a Bangladeshi becomes the first man to land on moon

& finally,

Tehsin: will found metabanglacricketdotcom

bujhee kom
December 24, 2011, 02:43 AM
rashed411: will be the first non-white to be inducted in KKK and ballsless...last year this dude dude cut his family jewels off and fed them to the aquerium Pirahnaas!

simon: I think will open and own a trans-gender/cross-gender bar name "la simone"

Faguner Agun Mama: sell his novella "Baburchir Khunti-tey Taja Rokto" to HarperCollins

bujhee_kom: convert mental hospitals in Pabna to his home, and like the Thuggees of India will initiate a sect divulging secrets of scatological tracking of animals _ dada I am doing this society a lot of favor...I am doing some good work, mui importante for mankind!

Tehsin Bhaiyo: will found banglaladiescricketdotcom

bujhee kom
December 24, 2011, 03:34 AM
Zunaid: Mathai Chul gojanor notun formula abishkaar korben!

Rifat: Marry a hot Nubian sistaah from West Harlem and permanently move to Khartum!

Fazal: Opened an Adult Novelty Store on 42 st!!

Arnab: Accha ini naa ekjon Gaiyok, SHilpi?

Rabz
December 24, 2011, 04:18 AM
World without India ?? Hmm.... where would the bollywood babes go ? Come and work in FDC with Chakib khan ??

Zeeshan
December 24, 2011, 03:04 PM
Did the punches land?

shuziburo
December 24, 2011, 06:46 PM
One billion dollars do not buy what it used to.

iDumb
December 24, 2011, 07:52 PM
One billion dollars do not buy what it used to.

and you know this how? one billion dollars still buy you all the things that you ever wanted that money can buy.

your saying holds true for 1 million dollar though.

anyways this thread sucks.
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Antora
December 24, 2011, 10:03 PM
Antora- steals that billion dollars and buys a LAMBO :D

Zeeshan
December 24, 2011, 10:52 PM
anyways this thread sucks.

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jibone kokhono no1 thread khulso bole to money hoy na. mone hoy jano shara jibon last benchi te boshe porer shomalochona korso shob shomoy...lifey to kokhono kisute nombor 1 hou nai to money hoy

iDumb
December 25, 2011, 12:33 AM
jibone kokhono no1 thread khulso bole to money hoy na. mone hoy jano shara jibon last benchi te boshe porer shomalochona korso shob shomoy...lifey to kokhono kisute nombor 1 hou nai to money hoy

success isnt always measured by being first. you can be very successful and have a fulfilling life being 10th or 20th. trying to be number 1 and be miserable while u attempting that is not my mantra, maybe yours. that is the reason my comment regarding your thread (not being funny or enjoyable) made you come at ME. i think you are a very funny and entertaining guy if you put time and effort into it, i just didnt find this particular thread enjoyable.

but its ok, if you felt good saying you are number one and i am not - if thats your defense mechanism to cope while trying to be numero uno. good for you and i hope you are always number one.
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Zeeshan
December 25, 2011, 01:01 AM
success isnt always measured by being first. you can be very successful and have a fulfilling life being 10th or 20th. trying to be number 1 and be miserable while u attempting that is not my mantra, maybe yours. that is the reason my comment regarding your thread (not being funny or enjoyable) made you come at ME. i think you are a very funny and entertaining guy if you put time and effort into it, i just didnt find this particular thread enjoyable.

but its ok, if you felt good saying you are number one and i am not - if thats your defense mechanism to cope while trying to be numero uno. good for you and i hope you are always number one.

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Lol! It was an inside joke (http://www.banglacricket.com/alochona/showpost.php?p=1449863&postcount=2819). Chill.

Kabir
December 25, 2011, 01:28 AM
Kabir: buy bc, fire all admins and owners, and rename the site to bhangacricket.com.

iDumb
December 25, 2011, 02:20 AM
Lol! It was an inside joke (http://www.banglacricket.com/alochona/showpost.php?p=1449863&postcount=2819). Chill.

i was already chilled, that was more for you as I thought u might have taken offense in me calling u suck. Your inside joke kinda sucks to as it has no relevance or even the context of ur joke doesn't match with anything.

I just don't wanna hurt your feelings, after all I do love you in a very weird nonsexual way but then again I can't stand you either.

Zeeshan
December 25, 2011, 02:33 PM
Orphy "response"? Now don't tell me you don't get this inside joke either. smh

Banglaguy
December 25, 2011, 02:59 PM
I'm disappointed.