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FagunerAgun
January 19, 2012, 04:59 PM
Please post and share your jokes, pictures and other interesting and exciting tukitaki khobor on BPL to entertain us. :)

Also regional dialects. :)

FagunerAgun
January 19, 2012, 05:15 PM
Mogo bari Borisal mor bape choukidar

FagunerAgun
January 19, 2012, 05:24 PM
Money says EARN me lot,
Time says PLAN me lot,
Flower says LOVE me lot,
Study says LEARN me lot,
SMS says SEND me lot,
And l say REMEMBER me lot
BPL says watch me a lot
BC says post me a lot.

Rabz
January 21, 2012, 01:02 AM
Money says EARN me lot,
................................
And l say REMEMBER me lot
BPL says watch me a lot
BC says post me a lot.

Oh, wait till Nadim sees this !!:facepalm: :D

FagunerAgun
January 21, 2012, 01:33 AM
Oh, wait till Nadim sees this !!:facepalm: :D
Nadster is already out of reach. :) Only hope if he gets banned or 20k points deducted for some reasons.

Rabz
January 21, 2012, 01:45 AM
^^ Thats what I mean. He is already out of reach.
And then you say "post me a lot" about BC. Lolz.
Nadim might get inspired all over again.

FagunerAgun
January 21, 2012, 08:30 AM
^^ Thats what I mean. He is already out of reach.
And then you say "post me a lot" about BC. Lolz.
Nadim might get inspired all over again.
This post is meant for everyone in BC. If Nadim gets inspired, I can't help.

FagunerAgun
January 21, 2012, 08:57 AM
Here are some interesting dialects.

http://www.banglacricket.com/alochona/archive/index.php?t-23277.html

Rabz
January 21, 2012, 09:06 AM
What I said was meant as a joke only.

Nadim
January 21, 2012, 02:35 PM
LOL guy's. lmao :lol:

zsayeed
January 21, 2012, 02:59 PM
Here are some interesting dialects.

http://www.banglacricket.com/alochona/archive/index.php?t-23277.html

Agun Bhai, couldn't help but posting here - I always thought the wikipedia article on Bengali Dialects examples were hilarious:

English translation: "A man had two sons."
Bangla Shadhubhasha: "Êk puruṣêr duṭi putrô chhilô."
Nadia/Choltibhasha Standard: Êk jon loker duţi chhele chhilo.
Manikganj: Êk zoner duiđi saoal asilo.
Mymensingh: Êk zôner dui put asil.
Munshiganj (Bikrampur): Êk jôner duiđa pola asilo.
Comilla: Êk bêđar dui put asil.
Noakhali (Sandwip): Êk shôksher dui beţa asilo.
Noakhali (Feni): Êk zôner dui hola asil.
Noakhali (Hatia): Êk zôn mainsher duga hola asil.
Noakhali (Ramganj): Ek zôner dui hut asil.
Barisal (Bakerganj): Êk zôn mansher dugga pola asil.
Faridpur: Kero mansher duga pola asil.
Sylhet: Ekh beṭar dui phut/phua asil/aslo.
Chittagong: Egua mansher dua poa asil.
Chuadanga : Êk jon lokir duiţo chheile chhilo.
Khulna: Êk zon manshir dui sôoal silo.
Jessore: Êk zoner duţ sôl sêl.
Dinajpur: Êk manusher dui chhaoa chhilô
Pabna: Kono mansher dui chhaoal chhilô.
Bogra: Êk jhôner dui bêţa chhoil achhilô.
East Malda: Êk jhôn manuser duţa bêţa achhlô.
Rangpur: Êk zon mansher duikna bêţa asil.
Manbhum: Ek loker duţa beţa chhilô.
Hajong: Ek zôn manôlôg duida pôla thakibar.
Chakma: Ek jônôtun diba poa el.

FagunerAgun
January 21, 2012, 03:10 PM
Agun Bhai, couldn't help but posting here - I always thought the wikipedia article on Bengali Dialects examples were hilarious:

English translation: "A man had two sons."
Bangla Shadhubhasha: "Êk puruṣêr duṭi putrô chhilô."
Nadia/Choltibhasha Standard: Êk jon loker duţi chhele chhilo.
Manikganj: Êk zoner duiđi saoal asilo.
Mymensingh: Êk zôner dui put asil.
Munshiganj (Bikrampur): Êk jôner duiđa pola asilo.
Comilla: Êk bêđar dui put asil.
Noakhali (Sandwip): Êk shôksher dui beţa asilo.
Noakhali (Feni): Êk zôner dui hola asil.
Noakhali (Hatia): Êk zôn mainsher duga hola asil.
Noakhali (Ramganj): Ek zôner dui hut asil.
Barisal (Bakerganj): Êk zôn mansher dugga pola asil.
Faridpur: Kero mansher duga pola asil.
Sylhet: Ekh beṭar dui phut/phua asil/aslo.
Chittagong: Egua mansher dua poa asil.
Chuadanga : Êk jon lokir duiţo chheile chhilo.
Khulna: Êk zon manshir dui sôoal silo.
Jessore: Êk zoner duţ sôl sêl.
Dinajpur: Êk manusher dui chhaoa chhilô
Pabna: Kono mansher dui chhaoal chhilô.
Bogra: Êk jhôner dui bêţa chhoil achhilô.
East Malda: Êk jhôn manuser duţa bêţa achhlô.
Rangpur: Êk zon mansher duikna bêţa asil.
Manbhum: Ek loker duţa beţa chhilô.
Hajong: Ek zôn manôlôg duida pôla thakibar.
Chakma: Ek jônôtun diba poa el.
:floor::floor:...this is a brilliant piece..thanks zsayeed bhai for your nice dig. Now waiting for more to come.:)

oronnya
January 21, 2012, 03:37 PM
Agun Bhai, couldn't help but posting here - I always thought the wikipedia article on Bengali Dialects examples were hilarious:

English translation: "A man had two sons."
Bangla Shadhubhasha: "Êk puruṣêr duṭi putrô chhilô."
Nadia/Choltibhasha Standard: Êk jon loker duţi chhele chhilo.
Manikganj: Êk zoner duiđi saoal asilo.
Mymensingh: Êk zôner dui put asil.
Munshiganj (Bikrampur): Êk jôner duiđa pola asilo.
Comilla: Êk bêđar dui put asil.
Noakhali (Sandwip): Êk shôksher dui beţa asilo.
Noakhali (Feni): Êk zôner dui hola asil.
Noakhali (Hatia): Êk zôn mainsher duga hola asil.
Noakhali (Ramganj): Ek zôner dui hut asil.
Barisal (Bakerganj): Êk zôn mansher dugga pola asil.
Faridpur: Kero mansher duga pola asil.
Sylhet: Ekh beṭar dui phut/phua asil/aslo.
Chittagong: Egua mansher dua poa asil.
Chuadanga : Êk jon lokir duiţo chheile chhilo.
Khulna: Êk zon manshir dui sôoal silo.
Jessore: Êk zoner duţ sôl sêl.
Dinajpur: Êk manusher dui chhaoa chhilô
Pabna: Kono mansher dui chhaoal chhilô.
Bogra: Êk jhôner dui bêţa chhoil achhilô.
East Malda: Êk jhôn manuser duţa bêţa achhlô.
Rangpur: Êk zon mansher duikna bêţa asil.
Manbhum: Ek loker duţa beţa chhilô.
Hajong: Ek zôn manôlôg duida pôla thakibar.
Chakma: Ek jônôtun diba poa el.


:floor::floor::floor:

simon
January 21, 2012, 05:04 PM
hehe Sayeed bhai :p

achcha cholun arektu hashi :D
ei cheleta ei meyeta ki Bdeshi? if yes bolento kon jela/onchol er?
amarto mone hoy eita Malaysian. :floor:
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/b54mEslaP-Y" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

courtesy:ammark bh.

lamisa
January 22, 2012, 10:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVrb53q33_E

FagunerAgun
January 22, 2012, 05:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVrb53q33_E
The funny guya looks like amago parar Anischha...good one but missing the prides of a flamboyant lady man. :)

Rifat H
January 23, 2012, 11:11 AM
Banglar Jonty . Next year auction a astache

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/405474_3174701691170_1374392755_3281911_365724897_ n.jpg

FagunerAgun
January 23, 2012, 11:38 AM
The name of the league is BPL – Bangladesh Premier League, in the league eveyone is looking for making more money and no body is caring for the country. Maane kii?

Even in creating a logo for the team, they are picking someone from other nation's team. Maane kii?

In the month of great Februay, for other foreign artists BD becomes a santuary. Maane kii?

Ash represents so many failures, how come he becomes the captain of The Gladiators? Maane kii?

Dave Whatmore says Sylhet is one of the best stadiums but I see there is no tediums. Maane kii?

Sylhet has so much money, in the team there is not so much honey. Maane kii?

That's why I say gillie gillie kullu kullu. Some ask, 'maane kii?'

zsayeed
January 23, 2012, 03:58 PM
Banglar Jonty . Next year auction a astache

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/405474_3174701691170_1374392755_3281911_365724897_ n.jpg

That is way cool... someone got his address? Ekhoni academy should start courting him.

Way cool bro! :up::up::up::up::up::up:

idrinkh2O
January 23, 2012, 04:45 PM
Banglar Jonty . Next year auction a astache

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/405474_3174701691170_1374392755_3281911_365724897_ n.jpg

Awesome pic! Our Future Star, iA:D

rifat@cri bro, thanks for sharing it...if u don't mind, i'll use it for my avy:)

FagunerAgun
January 24, 2012, 12:03 AM
English wicketkeeper Matt Priors big money move to play in the newly launched Bangladesh Premier League (BPL) has been blocked by the English Cricket Board. But Matt Prior has signed up for the Bangladesh Premier League (BPL) auction after failing to cement a place in Englands 50-over and Twenty20 squads.

West Indies captain Darren Sammy on Friday turned down the chance to play in the inaugural Bangladesh Premier League with the Sylhet Royals.

Indian company Game On bought the rights of the first six editions of BPL for around $44 million dollars last year. Six franchises were bought by Bangladeshi companies with a minimum price of one million dollars.

Source: http://www.vcricket.com/team/Bangladesh/

lamisa
January 24, 2012, 09:42 AM
mane ki????

FagunerAgun
January 24, 2012, 12:03 PM
mane ki????
I got it one of the satelite channels.

FagunerAgun
January 24, 2012, 04:02 PM
The
Jersey of
Barisal Burners


It will burn their eyes<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com<img src=" /><o:p></o:p>
When the Sun shines.
Not in the ball park<o:p></o:p>
It will shine in the dark.<o:p></o:p>
Ball will bang on the heads<o:p></o:p>
Of marky Aftab and Sir Ash.<o:p></o:p>
Shahadat will carry more water<o:p></o:p>
Opponents will say, no play further.<o:p></o:p>
Other players will say, mamma it is chili peppers<o:p></o:p>
Their beloved mothers will say, no, it is mighty Barisal Burners.

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Rifat H
January 25, 2012, 03:11 AM
http://http.cdnlayer.com/prothomalo1998/resize/maxDim/340x1000/img/uploads/media/2012/01/21/2012-01-21-17-09-43-4f1af1571a6bd-8.jpg

lamisa
January 25, 2012, 02:09 PM
^^ eta ke lotus na?

FagunerAgun
January 25, 2012, 02:34 PM
^^ eta ke lotus na?

I think that sir sir auction bidder.

firstlane
February 3, 2012, 05:53 AM
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/405474_3174701691170_1374392755_3281911_365724897_ n.jpg

baagher baccha....cheeta baagh

FagunerAgun
February 3, 2012, 01:33 PM
Anyone likes to buy BPL tickets online!!

http://easy.com.bd/

FagunerAgun
February 3, 2012, 01:37 PM
PCA want tighter anti-corruption measures for new Bangladesh Premier League.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/9026462/PCA-want-tighter-anti-corruption-measures-for-new-Bangladesh-Premier-League.html

FagunerAgun
February 9, 2012, 06:30 PM
Any highlights/pictures from the opening ceremonies!!

simon
February 9, 2012, 06:41 PM
Any highlights/pictures from the opening ceremonies!!

kakey dekhtey chan? ;)
Pipasha BOshu?
Opu DishWash
Chakib Khan
Bappi Koheli
:sick:

FagunerAgun
February 9, 2012, 06:45 PM
kakey dekhtey chan? ;)
Pipasha BOshu?
Opu DishWash
Chakib Khan
Bappi Koheli
:sick:
all - cut/uncut.:lol:

crikss
February 10, 2012, 12:13 AM
lol...just watched recap of Yesterdays opening ceremony...

Shakib khan - Apu Biswash :notworthy: :notworthy:

Bappi lahiri - still Chirodini

zinatf
February 10, 2012, 02:21 AM
achcha keu ki doya kore amake kalker onushthaner bepare ektu bolbe....shobai boltese gaye holud marka onushthan....kisui to bujhlam na dhuru :(

Rifat H
February 10, 2012, 02:39 AM
^ We gave the live commentry in General BPL discussion thread from page 27 . :smug:

lamisa
February 10, 2012, 10:50 AM
the biggest joke of the tournament!

FagunerAgun
February 10, 2012, 10:56 AM
the biggest joke of the tournament!
:):) dosh kother ek kotha

FagunerAgun
February 17, 2012, 09:05 PM
1- Bouth buk lagse: Bhala khori khaithe oibo

2- Dhakhthor awar ageu rugi mori gesoin (gese is disrescpectful, its like talking about a child. Most Sylhetty will use words with respect)

3- Kotho din dekha oise na

4- Bhala Asi (Shukkor Allar: is like Shukkor Alhamdulillah many other Islamic race say Alhadulillah or Shukran when asked how are you)

5- Ami thumare balafai (Ok you got that right)

6- Faykhan kun baidi ?

Borrowed from MoC

FagunerAgun
February 17, 2012, 09:08 PM
In absence of Gayle, BPL has lost its glamour.

zsayeed
February 17, 2012, 09:25 PM
In absence of Gayle, BPL has lost its glamour.

Glamour:

http://static.priyo.com/files/image/2012/01/02/20120102-chris-gayle-460.jpg Exit



http://i1235.photobucket.com/albums/ff430/zsayeed/421244_10150769159963765_283905508764_12367109_319 042782_n.jpg


http://i1235.photobucket.com/albums/ff430/zsayeed/bangladesh-premier-league-2012-Picture.jpg

http://bplt20.com.bd/media/photos/1328788810_BPL_Logo_Open1.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JX8-_VdclwQ/Tzmanbs0aGI/AAAAAAAABEY/lHlCorXEwNI/s1600/138583326-jpg_120328.jpg

http://bdhero.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/malaika-arora-dance-on-bpl.jpg

http://www.bdmediatalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/20120209-ctg-kings-460-300x180.jpg




Malaika maney kintu Angel... hmmm

nahaz
February 18, 2012, 01:06 AM
In the last picture, bamer and moddher tuimaiyar choch e ki bali dhukeche? Keu eder ektu mishti den... mishti hashi mishti lage... dhong bhalo lage na >:)

FagunerAgun
February 18, 2012, 10:20 PM
Thanks for the pictures, zsayeed bhai...but these glamours are hired glamours.

lamisa
February 19, 2012, 11:05 AM
who's that girl in the second pic?

tiger_army
February 20, 2012, 10:29 PM
lol..this one from samakal..
চটকদার গান ছেড়ে গতকাল একুশে ফেব্রুয়ারির আগমনীর গান বাজিয়েছিলেন জহুর আহমেদ চৌধুরীর ডিস্ক জকি। ঠাসা গ্যালারিতেও ছন্দ উঠেছিল দেশাত্মবোধক গানের, যার সঙ্গে যোগ হয়েছিল দুরন্ত রাজশাহীর থিম সং 'দেশমুখ ... দেশমুখ ... রাজশাহী ...'। বিপিএলের হরেক দেশীয়র ভিড়ে এদিন সত্যিকারের দেশমুখ হয়ে ধরা দিয়েছিলেন পদ্মাপাড়ের ছেলে জুনায়েদ সিদ্দিকী।

isnt it lets move lets move rajshahi....amader desher journalistder problem ta kothai...

http://www.samakal.com.bd/details.php?news=18&action=main&menu_type=&option=single&news_id=237380&pub_no=969&type=

i_1_primeval_man
February 20, 2012, 11:15 PM
lol..this one from samakal..
চটকদার গান ছেড়ে গতকাল একুশে ফেব্রুয়ারির আগমনীর গান বাজিয়েছিলেন জহুর আহমেদ চৌধুরীর ডিস্ক জকি। ঠাসা গ্যালারিতেও ছন্দ উঠেছিল দেশাত্মবোধক গানের, যার সঙ্গে যোগ হয়েছিল দুরন্ত রাজশাহীর থিম সং 'দেশমুখ ... দেশমুখ ... রাজশাহী ...'। বিপিএলের হরেক দেশীয়র ভিড়ে এদিন সত্যিকারের দেশমুখ হয়ে ধরা দিয়েছিলেন পদ্মাপাড়ের ছেলে জুনায়েদ সিদ্দিকী।

isnt it lets move lets move rajshahi....amader desher journalistder problem ta kothai...

http://www.samakal.com.bd/details.php?news=18&action=main&menu_type=&option=single&news_id=237380&pub_no=969&type=

:lol::lol::floor::floor::floor::lol:
I'm going to use that from now on. Deshmukh Rajshahi, Deshmukh.

zinatf
February 20, 2012, 11:38 PM
Agun Bhai, couldn't help but posting here - I always thought the wikipedia article on Bengali Dialects examples were hilarious:

English translation: "A man had two sons."
Bangla Shadhubhasha: "Êk puruṣêr duṭi putrô chhilô."
Nadia/Choltibhasha Standard: Êk jon loker duţi chhele chhilo.
Manikganj: Êk zoner duiđi saoal asilo.
Mymensingh: Êk zôner dui put asil.
Munshiganj (Bikrampur): Êk jôner duiđa pola asilo.
Comilla: Êk bêđar dui put asil.
Noakhali (Sandwip): Êk shôksher dui beţa asilo.
Noakhali (Feni): Êk zôner dui hola asil.
Noakhali (Hatia): Êk zôn mainsher duga hola asil.
Noakhali (Ramganj): Ek zôner dui hut asil.Barisal (Bakerganj): Êk zôn mansher dugga pola asil.
Faridpur: Kero mansher duga pola asil.
Sylhet: Ekh beṭar dui phut/phua asil/aslo.
Chittagong: Egua mansher dua poa asil.
Chuadanga : Êk jon lokir duiţo chheile chhilo.
Khulna: Êk zon manshir dui sôoal silo.
Jessore: Êk zoner duţ sôl sêl.
Dinajpur: Êk manusher dui chhaoa chhilô
Pabna: Kono mansher dui chhaoal chhilô.
Bogra: Êk jhôner dui bêţa chhoil achhilô.
East Malda: Êk jhôn manuser duţa bêţa achhlô.
Rangpur: Êk zon mansher duikna bêţa asil.
Manbhum: Ek loker duţa beţa chhilô.
Hajong: Ek zôn manôlôg duida pôla thakibar.
Chakma: Ek jônôtun diba poa el.

:applause: :D anne dehi balai koichchen :D

FagunerAgun
February 21, 2012, 02:48 AM
lol..this one from samakal..
চটকদার গান ছেড়ে গতকাল একুশে ফেব্রুয়ারির আগমনীর গান বাজিয়েছিলেন জহুর আহমেদ চৌধুরীর ডিস্ক জকি। ঠাসা গ্যালারিতেও ছন্দ উঠেছিল দেশাত্মবোধক গানের, যার সঙ্গে যোগ হয়েছিল দুরন্ত রাজশাহীর থিম সং 'দেশমুখ ... দেশমুখ ... রাজশাহী ...'। বিপিএলের হরেক দেশীয়র ভিড়ে এদিন সত্যিকারের দেশমুখ হয়ে ধরা দিয়েছিলেন পদ্মাপাড়ের ছেলে জুনায়েদ সিদ্দিকী।

isnt it lets move lets move rajshahi....amader desher journalistder problem ta kothai...

http://www.samakal.com.bd/details.php?news=18&action=main&menu_type=&option=single&news_id=237380&pub_no=969&type=
:lol::lol: khek khek

simon
February 21, 2012, 07:55 AM
:lol: deshmukh Rajshahi. era pareo :D

lamisa
February 21, 2012, 01:35 PM
deshmukh, LOL! khaat!