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Zeeshan
February 20, 2012, 04:58 PM
BC: How does it feel to be the Most Intriguing Man Alive 2012?
JS: Well, I don't think I am Denzel Washington. I mean I am sure Safehouse would be a good film..but yeah I rock.

http://www.espncricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/142700/142746.2.jpg

BC: Okay....Well your innings..
JS: Was highest by a Bangladeshi ever in T20? A masterpiece?

BC: Yes besides that- consisted of five sixes. How did you do that?
JS: Well I picture them in the air and then Click! it happens. I sort of imagine the sixes like Michaelangelo imagines the inner sculpture before he actually carves out and thus I manifest them.

BC: Wow! Never heard that before. Now Marlon Samuels. What was going through when he hit those fours and deprived you your chance of century?
JS: Marlon is a great friend and hero of mine. Loved his cameo. But yeah- you are right, I was the highest scorer on that day and I think I am what

BC: Third highest scorer in BPL.
JS: Yes, second highest scorer in BPL. Cuz you see Gayle is a type not a token.

BC: Gotcha. Gotcha.
JS: Now technically "I" am the highest scorer of BPL because..
BC: ...because Gayle left.
[all laughs]

JS: So back to me. Yes, I don't think I can say any of my sixes was more beautiful than other but yes I rock.

BC: But still you couldn't score that first century by a Bangladeshi.
JS: Well at least I didn't die at 99. I stayed unbeaten. So yeah.

BC: What do you think of Ash's statuesque half-c?
JS: Compared to mine? They need to invent a new space-time faceplam for that.

BC: Clearly the score got to your hea..
JS: Sylhet Royals is a joke. I have scored 58 off 89 runs in sixes and fours. Which equals Bangladesh score vs West Indies.

BC: Well someone just informed us...
JS: Duronto Rajshahi has most number of points in BPL thanks to me?

BC: ...yes that and highest scorer Bangladeshi was your 71 vs Pakistan. How does it feel..
JS: Well I did set the bar high and I did break it. So yeah. I think it's a left-handers think. Gayle and I are both left-handed you see.

http://www.espncricinfo.com/inline/content/image/501793.html?alt=1

BC: I am sure all 160-170 million of us now want to be like you. What is more intriguing about you than your dark eyes?
JS: Well I scored 161 vs Dhaka in NPL last December so yes that's true I am in great form.

BC: Tell the female viewers something about yourself.
JS: Call me just Imrose please.

BC: Btw...congrats on your innings. We(I) still haven't seen it yet. Need to find highlights.
JS: Sure. The fours were brilliant too.

Here is bit ofJunaid's batting. Only first 6 overs included with no commentary hence the DR theme song :)

<iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LgbPo8BcLEQ?rel=0" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" width="640"></iframe>



Video started to lag + juanid gone slow and started taking single (s) + need some ghum = not able to record the full innings. :)

MohammedC
February 20, 2012, 05:08 PM
^^^ nice video highlights nadim and excellent interview Zeeshan.

Nadim
February 20, 2012, 05:12 PM
ZM, ektu bhul ache, 74 against Pak not 84:)

And :lol: at NPL, national picnic league??:floor:

Zeeshan
February 20, 2012, 05:16 PM
ZM, ektu bhul ache, 74 against Pak not 84:)

And :lol: at NPL, national picnic league??:floor:

Shut up. It's Junaed Siddikey. He can do whatever he wants. And corrected. For some reason I always interpret BF as "best figure" instead of "balls faced". :-]

Zunaid
February 20, 2012, 10:24 PM
Now published as a BC article. We need to laugh a bit.

BanglaCricket Articles

Siddique named 'Most Intriguing Man 2012'
Zeeshan Mahmud

Although BBC, CNN, FOX have approached Juaned Siddique after his unbeaten 89 in BPL T20, 2012 last night versus Barisal Burners, BanglaCricket has been lucky to get an interview from the man himself. As Junaed aptly puts it in the interview, he is the highest individual scorer amongst currently playing players in BPL. What intrigues us about a stalwart such as Juanaed? BC's Zeeshan gives us both the insight and insides about what it feels like to breathe the same air in a different body. (Satire)

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Zeeshan
February 20, 2012, 10:35 PM
Is it just me or other people caught the subtle allusion to Michael Clarke when JuSi was taking those singles at the end...almost as if he is taunting and saying: "Look I know what you guys want. You want a Junaed 117. I can break Gayle's record. But I am not gonna do it."

You have to closely follow it for it.

Tigers_eye
February 21, 2012, 04:15 PM
You have ruined the thread with the word inside the perenthesis in the heading. Needed the laughter.

TigerEz
February 21, 2012, 04:27 PM
is that interview even real?

Nadim
February 21, 2012, 04:29 PM
Ahare, ei thread je dekhi machi pore r more:D

playmaker
February 22, 2012, 02:39 AM
Well, this interview is definitely fake but im pretty sure if it was Shahadat( a.k.a Sharapova) he would perhaps utter the exact words mentioned in the interview

Zunaid
February 22, 2012, 03:24 AM
You have ruined the thread with the word inside the perenthesis in the heading. Needed the laughter.

And even then people are asking, is this real? ^^^^^^^

:facepalm: