Tweet of the Day

[Nasif]

Post tweets that make you think, laugh, learn....

So, this one made me laugh real hard!


Ami Schreiber ‏ <s>@</s>shribr (https://twitter.com/#%21/shribr) Batman was pulled over for speeding near my house. Yes, this actually happened.
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[Dilscoop]

It's TWEETS man! We went over this!

And lol! April Fools day already!

[Nasif]

^^^ thanks. That always gets me ;)

[Ajfar]

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[MohammedC]

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Alhamdulillah

[Zeeshan]

Lalit Modi's one? (http://www.banglacricket.com/alochona/showthread.php?t=40576)

[MohammedC]

The guy from hungover, some of his tweets are hilarious.

[Rifat]

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subhanAllah!

[Purbasha T]

Hashim Amla :big_hug:

[Maysun]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Statistics show that the more birthdays you have, the longer you live.</p>&mdash; OMG Facts (@OMG_FAKE) <a href="https://twitter.com/OMG_FAKE/status/200303299310792705" data-datetime="2012-05-09T19:16:42+00:00">May 9, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Rubu]

Follow "Will Farrel Parody" for some really good ones.

[Antora]

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Amla :notworthy:

[Maysun]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO EAT THOSE STICKERS ON APPLES? I’M GUESSING YES.</p>&mdash; Homer J. Simpson (@HomerJSimpson) <a href="https://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/status/201824526277939200" data-datetime="2012-05-14T00:01:31+00:00">May 14, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[FaHiMa]

ahhh Homer, gonna miss that man!

[zinatf]

^Don't tell me Simpsons ending :wow:

[FaHiMa]

^Don't tell me Simpsons ending :wow:

:-|:( :'(

the smilies should give away the answer!

[zinatf]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :o:o:o:(:(:(:'(

[mar umpire]

Follow Swanny for good tweets

[zinatf]

I'd say Dalesteyn62 gives humorous tweets!

[mar umpire]

haven't followed steyn much, his spitting incident still rankles a bit
Swanny hillarious though

[zinatf]

Hmm...saw the spitting incident, but from his tweets..looks like he has a great sense of humour though!

[Maysun]

A day or two late, but I think this deserves a mention..

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Happiest guy in the world. Married @<a href="https://twitter.com/KylyBoldy">KylyBoldy</a> yesterday in front of our gorgeous families. Couldn't be happier!</p>&mdash; Michael Clarke (@MClarke23) <a href="https://twitter.com/MClarke23/status/202670621124079616" data-datetime="2012-05-16T08:03:36+00:00">May 16, 2012</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="http://t.co/C5P5JYSX" title="http://yfrog.com/kjibmdgj">yfrog.com/kjibmdgj</a></p>&mdash; Michael Clarke (@MClarke23) <a href="https://twitter.com/MClarke23/status/202671622941982720" data-datetime="2012-05-16T08:07:35+00:00">May 16, 2012</a></blockquote>
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http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg739/scaled.php?tn=0&server=739&filename=ibmdg.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

Both of them look happy together. Wishing them a fruitful life ahead!

[Nasif]

True statement
https://twitter.com/raganwald/status/199883475594117120

Reg Braithwaite
@raganwald
@shanselman There are two times in your life when you’re an expert on parenting: Before you have kids, and after you have grand-kids.
11:28am - 8 May 12 via web

[Maysun]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Chelsea: proving it's easier to win the champions league than qualify for it</p>&mdash; funny humour (@funnyhumour) <a href="https://twitter.com/funnyhumour/status/203975254828265472" data-datetime="2012-05-19T22:27:45+00:00">May 19, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Naimul_Hd]

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[Maysun]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>My son just asked me if I was in World War II.<a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523oldmanwilson">#oldmanwilson</a></p>&mdash; RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) <a href="https://twitter.com/rainnwilson/status/210008293534482433" data-datetime="2012-06-05T14:00:53+00:00">June 5, 2012</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-in-reply-to="210008293534482433"><p>@<a href="https://twitter.com/rainnwilson">rainnwilson</a> My son asked me if I grew up in the Old West.</p>&mdash; Steve Carell (@SteveCarell) <a href="https://twitter.com/SteveCarell/status/210028128796545026" data-datetime="2012-06-05T15:19:42+00:00">June 5, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[zinatf]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>You wouldn't read about it!! Stood up again! Twice inside 16 hours!! @<a href="https://twitter.com/grantluden">grantluden</a> @<a href="https://twitter.com/ShaneJurgensen">ShaneJurgensen</a> @<a href="https://twitter.com/VibhavSingh139">VibhavSingh139</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523iknowwhereistand">#iknowwhereistand</a></p>&mdash; Jason Swift (@jjswifty) <a href="https://twitter.com/jjswifty/status/210269498052317184" data-datetime="2012-06-06T07:18:49+00:00">June 6, 2012</a></blockquote> <script src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

:lol:

[Maysun]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>This password requires one uppercase letter, one number, [at least] one swastika, the blood of your first born and a bird skull.</p>&mdash; Mothership Apathy (@atlas_hugs) <a href="https://twitter.com/atlas_hugs/status/210369281140064256" data-datetime="2012-06-06T13:55:19+00:00">June 6, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Maysun]

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via FB

[Maysun]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>To the parents who passed these out to everyone on the plane- we need more people like you in the world. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23brilliant">#brilliant</a> <a href="http://t.co/f81pQPki" title="http://twitter.com/Square1Heather/status/244109265218969600/photo/1">twitter.com/Square1Heather…</a></p>&mdash; Heather Kelly (@Square1Heather) <a href="https://twitter.com/Square1Heather/status/244109265218969600" data-datetime="2012-09-07T16:25:59+00:00">September 7, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[zinatf]

^ You know what, I just heard about a similar incident (maybe this one) in the radio yesterday haha! Such a sweet gesture!

[Rabz]

^^ Hope they weren't flying on an A380.

[Dilscoop]

Some dick probably still got mad because he didn't read the note, because he thought it was fortune, and he is extra mad because he can't find his cookie.

[Maysun]

@Ponty100mph: How to bowl the "Butterfly" slower ball http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMyAkM5M-J4&feature=fvwrel

[Maysun]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.</p>&mdash; Alan Garner (@AlanHungover) <a href="https://twitter.com/AlanHungover/status/273037572912082944" data-datetime="2012-11-26T12:16:44+00:00">November 26, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Maysun]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Dictionary: Faf/fing (verb): To tackle seemingly impossible odds in an even handed, light hearted manner. 'Let's just Faf this situation...'</p>&mdash; Neil Manthorp (@NeilManthorp) <a href="https://twitter.com/NeilManthorp/status/273227477902561280" data-datetime="2012-11-27T00:51:21+00:00">November 27, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Dilscoop]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Get some help. Seriously. RT @<a href="https://twitter.com/chrisbrown">chrisbrown</a>: Just ask Rihanna if she mad??????</p>&mdash; Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) <a href="https://twitter.com/JennyJohnsonHi5/status/272876629963980800" data-datetime="2012-11-26T01:37:13+00:00">November 26, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Maysun]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Sachin wakes up to see headline " Worlds greatest batsman to retire". Then reads second line. Sighs in relief.</p>&mdash; greatbong (@greatbong) <a href="https://twitter.com/greatbong/status/274000701552742400" data-datetime="2012-11-29T04:03:52+00:00">November 29, 2012</a></blockquote>
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