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Roni_uk
October 2, 2012, 05:54 PM
Ok I have given it a week but theres still no repeat of super thread like this: http://www.banglacricket.com/alochona/showthread.php?t=40245&highlight=101
from Dr Zeeshan.....

So here it goes....

1. For all big tournament if there is no Shahdat, there will be an Abul

2. T Johnson is a cry baby

3. Ashraful has more lives than all the cats in BD put together.

Roey Haque
October 2, 2012, 06:27 PM
4.I learned just how diplomatic the commentators continue to be. "So much talent, but wasted" Oh please, give us all a break. Blue moon performances don't mean talent, just luck. Just say it flat out that some of our batsmen are retarded. No harm in that.

Mr.Cricket
October 2, 2012, 07:12 PM
5. Shahadat Hossain Rajib(a relative of mines) isn't the worst bowler in the world. Thanx to Abul for not giving him that tag.

Maysun
October 3, 2012, 03:59 AM
6. Captain and Team management probably don't know that they can change the batting order according to the situation.

Jadukor
October 3, 2012, 04:05 AM
7. Abul has as much future promise as Blackberry shares

BANFAN
October 3, 2012, 05:18 AM
8. Our fielding sucks and the fielders haven't yet learnt to dive and slide along the boundary ropes.
9. Our spin bowling is highly over rated nd far fom being world class, because its in effective in unfavorable pitches, every spinner is great in favorable pitches, so how we are any class?
10. Our pace bowling ... (Face Palm)
11. Our Bowling department needs more Variation
12. Our coach and Captain lacks flexibility in their thinking and ability to read match situations and as such cant act according to match situation.
13. Our Batting is still dependent on 1/2 players

zinatf
October 3, 2012, 05:29 AM
14. We lose hope easily whereas the other teams think on how to change the match situation!
15. Lack of team spirit and team work!
16. There's always 1/2 players! Not a team (with the exception of Asia Cup)

simon
October 3, 2012, 07:57 AM
17. Ipad jita eto shoja na

roman
October 3, 2012, 09:28 AM
18. We are just not good enough. Shak is the only gem we have
19. Ash got a reincarnation here in BC based on his 100 SR that too against Associates..

Mridul
October 3, 2012, 09:34 AM
20. We are comparable with associate teams

Zeeshan
October 3, 2012, 12:55 PM
21. we suck...like....it's like we suck real bad dudeee

Zeeshan
October 3, 2012, 12:57 PM
by the way that was your typical california stoner surfer dude meet hannibal lecter impressionist accent

Dilscoop
October 3, 2012, 01:32 PM
22. Jurgensen is our fielding coach.

Nadim
October 3, 2012, 01:41 PM
23. Tamim is the next Inzamam in the making (run out)

Navo
October 3, 2012, 01:51 PM
24. BC Auntie was the best thing we got from the WT20

Razi
October 3, 2012, 02:47 PM
25. Definitely we are improving, definitely!

Ajfar
October 3, 2012, 02:50 PM
26. Mohila Public match thread khulle match shuru howar agei shob asha bhorosha sesh

22Yards
October 3, 2012, 09:37 PM
27. Even having a baby didn't bring any luck for mullah and we thought he would get over his sissyness after marriage.

F6_Turbo
October 3, 2012, 11:57 PM
5. Shahadat Hossain Rajib(a relative of mines)

I'm sorry to hear that...don't feel too bad, we have all something to be shameful about.

zinatf
October 4, 2012, 01:07 AM
24. BC Auntie was the best thing we got from the WT20

Thank you! My Auntie's just awesome. Although sometimes she gives me pain ;)

26. Mohila Public match thread khulle match shuru howar agei shob asha bhorosha sesh

KP da would you like to comment...

Trigger_Tiger
October 4, 2012, 01:09 AM
28. According to Ramiz Raja, Mohammad Ashraful is still a very young man at the age of 28!
29. Our team is not only a good hosts, but also a very good guest.
30. Our team can play in T20 mode in Tests and sometimes ODIs, but not in actual T20s!
31. Our team does not have any middle order whatsoever when it comes to batting.
32. Pace bowling is an extinct art in Bangladesh.
33. Our spinners cannot turn the ball as much as they should as "spinners".
34. When our cricket team loses control in 2 overs, they give up the match (apart from Shakib Al Hasan).

Maysun
October 4, 2012, 01:49 AM
35. Riyad averages a paltry 9 with a SR around 85. :notworthy:

meazz1
October 4, 2012, 08:33 AM
36. Boycott's grandma can do better in the spin department.

Roni_uk
October 4, 2012, 09:58 AM
37. Zia is now our new 'Chokka Nayeem' but don't expect him to hit any 6s.

sharup
October 4, 2012, 12:41 PM
38. Fans now learn 101things from our failure in a major tournament.

Mr.Cricket
October 4, 2012, 01:15 PM
I'm sorry to hear that...don't feel too bad, we have all something to be shameful about.

Not ashamed mate, but Proud.
<br />Posted via BC Mobile Edition (Blackberry)

F6_Turbo
October 4, 2012, 01:17 PM
Not ashamed mate, but Proud.
<br />Posted via BC Mobile Edition (Blackberry)

I was only mucking around...

Mr.Cricket
October 4, 2012, 01:33 PM
Its cool. Having someone who represents your country and fights for your country in the family, is a big pride issue for me and my family.
<br />Posted via BC Mobile Edition (Blackberry)

Isnaad
October 4, 2012, 01:40 PM
Its cool. Having someone who represents your country and fights for your country in the family, is a big pride issue for me and my family.
<br />Posted via BC Mobile Edition (Blackberry)

Appreciation :up:

Maysun
October 4, 2012, 03:47 PM
39. Everyone except Shakib has a tummy.
40. Everyone is in the team to score chicks. (someone nor the other is tying the knot every month)

Navo
October 5, 2012, 03:09 PM
^ I really don't think what Shafiul has, can be called a 'tummy'. Same goes for Nasir. Mushy is also in good shape. Riyad looks to be in good shape but still seems to be slower than most.

kalpurush
October 6, 2012, 03:02 AM
26. Mohila Public match thread khulle match shuru howar agei shob asha bhorosha sesh
Our mohilas are doing so much better than our so called "purush" - Xxx has to born twice to be a Salma Khatun!

Isnaad
October 6, 2012, 03:37 AM
41. Bangladesh could have done a better job than the Aussies had they been in the semis playing against Gayle-bahini.

Roni_uk
October 6, 2012, 06:27 AM
42. This thread is a total failure - we have not learnt 101 things from this tourny

Crisis
October 6, 2012, 09:23 AM
43. India now has pay monthly phone packages
44. India can make deodrants which don't have gas .... WTF?

sharup
October 6, 2012, 11:01 AM
45. Indian ads on TV are lot more creative than our BDeshi ones