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Maysun
January 19, 2013, 08:54 AM
Let's post all hilarious quotes from the BPL-2 over here.

Arun Lal: "..it's so far ahead of it's time. Looks like a space mobile.." regarding the Ford Fiesta

Maysun
January 19, 2013, 09:26 AM
Shamim: "They've come directly from Rome to Dhaka without a passport. Anthony, Caesar are there! Even the mighty Brutus might be there somewhere." referring to a couple of men who were dressed in ancient Roman armours and clothing.

Night_wolf
January 19, 2013, 10:18 AM
this thread misses danny

Habib
January 19, 2013, 10:27 AM
this thread misses danny

Not only this thread, even the BPL-2 misses Danny.

Hamlafan
January 19, 2013, 10:29 AM
does anyone know if danny will come back?

Yasin.
January 19, 2013, 10:48 AM
"Last 20 innings I didn't play well" -- Ashraful :D

ReZ_1
January 19, 2013, 11:41 AM
"They got their works cut out"- ai kothata ami akhono bujtesi na, keu ektu translate kore dan... jitar time eo bole harte thakleo ai aki kotha bole, bisesh kore arnold...

One World
January 19, 2013, 11:54 AM
Sheena gets another wicket - Arunlan

ReZ_1
January 19, 2013, 12:11 PM
I think this is a great thread, hope down the lane we will get some great and unique quotes which only happens to be in bpl and those who are witnessing it can cherish it later.:clap:

Shubho
January 19, 2013, 04:58 PM
"What a piece of delivery!" -Athar Ali Khan

BD_TigerZ
January 20, 2013, 12:52 AM
HAHAHA this is gold..keep em coming commentary team..

tiger_army
January 20, 2013, 01:06 AM
my word - Ata

Shubho
January 20, 2013, 01:14 AM
"He was dancing down the wicket..." -Shamim Chowdhury

Vepu
January 20, 2013, 01:21 AM
'Dont forget the fish'- sheena amma to ricki vai

tiger_army
January 20, 2013, 03:02 AM
shamim cho - Its time for toss and its Arun Lal
A Lal - Thanks Sheena. ?!

Zeeshan
January 20, 2013, 05:02 AM
Camera focuses on a woman with sunglass.

Arun Lal: Some of them look nice.
Shamim: The sunglasses you mean?
Arun Lal: Of course.

:smh:

Zunaid
January 20, 2013, 05:02 AM
Shamim (as the cameraman stops and zooms in on a member of the female species) : "Our roving camera man has been on the lookout. With success".

Isnaad
January 20, 2013, 05:42 AM
Arnold- Looks like Dollar's (Dollar Mahmud) exchange rate is really low.

simon
January 20, 2013, 06:25 AM
"Who told you, oil your own machine"

shafayeen
January 20, 2013, 07:20 AM
Arun Lal- "Its (DR jersey) gay and bright, i like it...so are the support; gay...and bright"

riajul
January 20, 2013, 07:29 AM
"Who told you, oil your own machine"

lol. Robi
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simon
January 20, 2013, 07:43 AM
Shamim: "two gentlemen with beard in action,the batter & the fielder"
referring to Hujur & Moeen Ali

BD_TigerZ
January 20, 2013, 08:36 AM
Arun lal: He just cant pick it up (ball) like its dressed in oil

One World
January 20, 2013, 09:01 AM
Look how beautiful it is - Arnold
(Was it the wicket or the owner :p)

Ajfar
January 20, 2013, 09:19 AM
"Who told you, oil your own machine"

Lol. I love this ad.

fuadomar
January 20, 2013, 09:48 AM
Very expensive first over by Abul, so unlike of him - Shameem

Maysun
January 20, 2013, 09:53 AM
Arun Lal: "2 overs for 28. That is Abul Hasan" :floor:

Maysun
January 20, 2013, 10:13 AM
Arun Lal: "Fingers crossed. Toes crossed. Legs crossed"

:facepalm:

Vepu
January 20, 2013, 10:17 AM
shafiul is wicket to wicket bowler-shameem LM'trippF'AO

Navo
January 20, 2013, 12:03 PM
Shamim (as the cameraman stops and zooms in on a member of the female species) : "Our roving camera man has been on the lookout. With success".

Arrrright. Giggity giggity.

I've started reading all the Shamim quotes in Quagmire's voice.

Zeeshan
January 22, 2013, 03:19 AM
"Naeem Islam got a life, and now he's responsible for taking the life away of Mehrab Hossain Jnr.." -The Shamim re: runout of CK

Tiger Manc
January 22, 2013, 04:38 AM
That catch was like a bird taking a fish out of the pond. Guy in studio referring to Taposh Ghosh's catch.

Tiger Manc
January 22, 2013, 04:54 AM
"You need look in every form of life, without luck where would you be?" - Russell Arnold goes all philosophical.

Tiger Manc
January 22, 2013, 06:21 AM
"Shamsur was hitting the ball so cleanly only Popeye could've hit the ball harder than him" - Guy in studio saying Shamsur's definitely had his spinach the match.

One World
January 23, 2013, 03:29 AM
As Sheena finishes interviewing Razzaq, while RR 1st wicket partnership is going, Rasel releases a big sigh of relief:

"Well, the trend has changed!"

22Yards
January 24, 2013, 09:24 AM
" 10 sixes have come in when THE shahriar nafees and Lou Vincent was batting" - Atahar.

Maysun
January 24, 2013, 11:12 AM
Hahaha.

simon
January 25, 2013, 02:10 PM
right after the Wrongpur vs Khulna match :

the new dariwala commie, "well we almost had a nail biter "
Atahar," not almost,it was a nail bitting finish"

Hasan2k8
January 25, 2013, 03:53 PM
right after the Wrongpur vs Khulna match :

the new dariwala commie, "well we almost had a nail biter "
Atahar," not almost,it was a nail bitting finish"

:floor: that commy with dari seems confused.
How the hell from Danny morrision (channel 9) got this rubbish commie?? Worst ever cricket commentator, he makes rest of them commies in the bpl look world beaters.

roman
January 25, 2013, 04:02 PM
Who is that dariwala? Are you guys talking about Arun Lal?

Hamlafan
January 25, 2013, 04:04 PM
Who is that dariwala? Are you guys talking about Arun Lal?

its someone else, the one who commentates without breathing. some long sentence he has while commentating is shocker, seems like it won't end:lol:

BD_TigerZ
January 25, 2013, 10:45 PM
Athar :- "Got him! what a catch! Mohamad Nabi from Afghanistan has pulled a stunner" He wasnt even playing the match :facepalm:

Naimul_Hd
January 25, 2013, 10:54 PM
its someone else, the one who commentates without breathing. some long sentence he has while commentating is shocker, seems like it won't end:lol:

His partnership with Atahar is a legendary one. One commentates without breathing, and the other one keeps taking inhaler every 2 words.

ReZ_1
January 26, 2013, 12:52 AM
Who is that dariwala? Are you guys talking about Arun Lal?

He is atif islam(may be) from pakistan(thats sure). Never heard his commentery before also not know him as a player. Can easily take the role of big brother of shameem :big_hug:

BD_TigerZ
January 28, 2013, 07:40 AM
Arun Red :- "look at their running.. their walking! and yet they get 2.. misfield.."

BANFAN
January 28, 2013, 10:35 AM
Athar: Another ball bites the dust, huge SIX....:-)

BANFAN
January 28, 2013, 10:37 AM
He is atif islam(may be) from pakistan(thats sure). Never heard his commentery before also not know him as a player. Can easily take the role of big brother of shameem :big_hug:

Atif Islam is a singer, how can he be commentating .... :lol:

Naimul_Hd
January 28, 2013, 10:52 AM
Atif Islam is a singer, how can he be commentating .... :lol:

That's Atif Aslam, younger brother of Atif Islam. :D

fuadomar
January 28, 2013, 11:41 AM
Atif Islam is a singer, how can he be commentating .... :lol:
Atif Islam can still give commentary, while atif aslam sings.

BANFAN
January 28, 2013, 02:11 PM
That's Atif Aslam, younger brother of Atif Islam. :D

Thanks...Islam/Aslam....:)

Isnaad
January 29, 2013, 03:20 AM
Shamim: "Edged and four! Edging the upper-bottom of the bat there."

Maysun
January 29, 2013, 03:39 AM
HUH?! Have you tried visualizing the upper-bottom of a bat? It's difficult :lol:

MohammedC
January 29, 2013, 06:47 AM
Nothing will beat this.....

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Maysun
January 29, 2013, 10:33 AM
^ OMG THAT WAS EPIC! :floor:

Rabz
January 29, 2013, 10:44 AM
"They must be feeling good sitting at the top of the ladder, behind those two, at number 3" !!

Atahar Ali Khan, talking about Rangpur after they beat Khulna.

Shubho
January 29, 2013, 10:44 AM
"Chittagong is the most powerful crowd in Dhaka."

Who the hell was that?

ReZ_1
January 29, 2013, 11:56 AM
^^ and just after that sheena said WONDERFOOL

MohammedC
January 29, 2013, 12:03 PM
^^ and just after that sheena said WONDERFOOL

She was trying to help him at the beginning by starting the conversation in Bangla. But he tried to show the world he can ishpeak hinglish. :D

Night_wolf
January 29, 2013, 12:23 PM
His partnership with Atahar is a legendary one. One commentates without breathing, and the other one keeps taking inhaler every 2 words.

LOL..Hahahahah:floor:

Rifat H
January 29, 2013, 11:54 PM
Nothing will beat this.....

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Zeeshan
January 30, 2013, 02:12 AM
"Great shot by Simon Cabbage...errr Simon Katich." -Arun Red I think

CricFanBD
January 31, 2013, 04:51 AM
"Danza Hyatt is very slow...acting like a slow motion camera"--Arun Lal.

BD Tigers
January 31, 2013, 10:35 PM
"Mustard made a custard of that" - by Aslam guy

he was saying that when Barisal Burners WK was appealing for lbw instead of going for the catch when ball looped up from Brandon Taylor's bat to shoulder off Elias Sunny bowling...

MohammedC
January 31, 2013, 10:45 PM
Sheena wont be happy after she listens what Shamim said about her.

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Maysun
February 1, 2013, 08:08 AM
Arun Lal: "Oh goodness me... HELLO! *in typical Indian accent*"

MohammedC
February 1, 2013, 09:59 AM
Russel: Friends.....yours

Shamim: Yours, I have no friend in chittagong

Russel: All your friends inside this comm box.


(We know you have no friend in Chittagong)

Maysun
February 2, 2013, 04:31 AM
Elias Sunny: "I don't have a physique like Salman"

Night_wolf
February 2, 2013, 09:06 AM
Arun lal: they are like bunnies out there..its almost a honey bunny

Shamim: its not funny

Tiger Manc
February 5, 2013, 09:12 AM
Half the stadium is half full - Sheena Chohan.

Zeeshan
February 5, 2013, 05:38 PM
lol this thread made my day

simon
February 6, 2013, 05:59 AM
the other day during Wrongpur Riders vs Duronto match,
Atahar: "..the Duronto Riders.."

Rabz
February 7, 2013, 12:59 AM
"Kevin O'Brien has played really well in the recently concluded world cup" - Atahar Ali talking about KOB's performance in 2011 WC during the DG-RR match.

MohammedC
February 7, 2013, 05:05 PM
Atahar: "Sylhet has kept the RunBoard ticking"

Ajfar
February 7, 2013, 05:16 PM
'Oil your own machine' is the best quote from this year's BPL. Even Shamim can't top this one.

simon
February 7, 2013, 06:24 PM
ajkaal ekta kotha Shamim ar Aatahar barbar boley,it started from BPL2 , it is " he is not into his elements"
eitar bangla ki, shey tar jinish er moddhey nai

Zunaid
February 7, 2013, 06:55 PM
ajkaal ekta kotha Shamim ar Aatahar barbar boley,it started from BPL2 , it is " he is not into his elements"
eitar bangla ki, shey tar jinish er moddhey nai

The corrects phrase should be: he is not in his element.

It means that he is not in a natural or comfortable situation.

BANFAN
February 8, 2013, 03:05 AM
the other day during Wrongpur Riders vs Duronto match,
Atahar: "..the Duronto Riders.."

Wrongpur - :lol:

Modad
February 8, 2013, 10:12 AM
Sylhet Royals proved why they are on top of the table, splendid performance. 193 is a big score, and will Royals will be able to chased that down? They have do it to stay alive in the contest. Taylor and Naeem gave a dream start to the innings and ten Doeschate pouncded on that in the later innings. Nabi was the pick of the bowlers as he conceded only 27 runs.

Cricinfo commentary during the break after Chittagong kings ended their innings.

AsifTheManRahman
February 8, 2013, 10:45 AM
One of the commentators (not Sham, not Ata, not Russell - the other one) when the Kings were cruising at 116/0 off 13 and Naeem holed out in the deep after already having reached 58 at a 130+ SR: "Naeem Islam finally decided that enough was enough and that he would go for it..."

One World
February 8, 2013, 11:50 AM
Cricinfo as caption of the pic where Shamsur holding his bat high after that scintillating 98*:

Sylhet Royals' Shamsur Rahman scored 98 but his team lost a close game to Chittagong Kings in Mirpur © Bangladesh Cricket Board

ms01
February 8, 2013, 04:16 PM
ESPN Cricinfo really biased against Bangladesh, why all those mistakes?

Tiger Manc
February 9, 2013, 05:42 AM
"batsmen need to keep their weapons intact until the final overs." Aqeel's advice to CK batsmen as BPL gets violent.

Naimul_Hd
February 9, 2013, 06:23 AM
Arnold : Shamshur really likes to hit the balls very hard !!


Its cricket Arnold, there is only one ball in the field. Lol

One World
February 9, 2013, 07:51 AM
Arnold : Shamshur really likes to hit the balls very hard !!


Its cricket Arnold, there is only one ball in the field. Lol
May be he was reminiscing some off-field event. :|

simon
February 9, 2013, 08:24 AM
ulluk Arnold after Borishal deciding to bat first, " So Borishsal decided to field first."
khali asey commentary box e boisha ponditi korey

simon
February 9, 2013, 09:21 AM
what does it mean when a commie says " he is bowling within himself " ?

Naimul_Hd
February 9, 2013, 09:26 AM
what does it mean when a commie says " he is bowling within himself " ?

bowling by his strengths, not trying too many things which he may not be comfortable

simon
February 9, 2013, 09:30 AM
^^shukriya

BengaliPagol
February 9, 2013, 06:33 PM
Danny Morrison kokon ashbe? Ami or ke bhalo bhashtam.

simon
February 10, 2013, 07:50 AM
yesterday when Dilshan came to bat, his BPL stats were shown, average 18 (one match), and Orun LAl goes, " not a good T20 average..oh that's his BPL average."

Isnaad
February 10, 2013, 08:01 AM
Danny Morrison kokon ashbe? Ami or ke bhalo bhashtam.

Thak bhai, English ei kotha bolen. :rolleyes: Good that you're trying though :up:

BengaliPagol
February 11, 2013, 03:02 AM
Thak bhai, English ei kotha bolen. :rolleyes: Good that you're trying though :up:

Eishob ki faizlami hoche?!

Zeeshan
February 11, 2013, 03:09 AM
What happened was BP really meant Ami ok bhalo bhastam. Isnaad "lol re lol" Sharabeel thought ...tsk tsk...bp meant he used to like his "or" as in..no not "or" as "d'or" or "gold" rather "better 1.5"

i see what y'all did thurr

BengaliPagol
February 11, 2013, 03:50 AM
What happened was BP really meant Ami ok bhalo bhastam. Isnaad "lol re lol" Sharabeel thought ...tsk tsk...bp meant he used to like his "or" as in..no not "or" as "d'or" or "gold" rather "better 1.5"

i see what y'all did thurr

Shabash bhaijan. Ami akhoni tomake bhalo bhashi :big_hug:

simon
February 11, 2013, 07:01 AM
Shabash bhaijan. Ami akhoni tomake bhalo bhashi :big_hug:

onake bhalo na beshe onar thread guloke bhalo basho, tatei cholbe.

Maysun
February 11, 2013, 09:36 AM
Shamim: "Different colors of that car being put up on display. Red, Blue and ... ... what's that? *awkward silence*"

:lol:

MohammedC
February 11, 2013, 10:09 AM
Shamim: "Different colors of that car being put up on display. Red, Blue and ... ... what's that? *awkward silence*"

:lol:

could not find it in his pocket dictionary

Maysun
February 12, 2013, 12:22 AM
could not find it in his pocket dictionary

It was funny that his colleague didn't help him out :)

Tiger Manc
February 12, 2013, 08:07 AM
"Only Wessels and Mithun put up a fight today" Shamim to Jehan Mubarak. Wessels scored 26* off 39 balls chasing 197.

Isnaad
February 13, 2013, 02:36 PM
Atahar- 'Last ball of the previous delivery' :lol:
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MohammedC
February 14, 2013, 06:16 AM
Arun Red: Nasir is arrogant player


^^ Saying that he has become least favorite commentator in this years BPL

simon
February 14, 2013, 03:21 PM
The new non subcontinent commentator : " Nurul HOssain is such a baby faced player"
lol

MohammedC
February 14, 2013, 03:25 PM
The new non subcontinent commentator : " Nurul HOssain is such a baby faced player"
lol


Baby face er mukh theke kichu shunle or hoosh jaygay thakbe na.

simon
February 14, 2013, 03:44 PM
Baby face er mukh theke kichu shunle or hoosh jaygay thakbe na.

oo ei polatai na urdu gaali disilo Jay Sean Ray ke ?
or may be the commie meant baby face from the mubhi Public ennemies.
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Zeeshan
February 14, 2013, 10:15 PM
the sheena: and ur favorite singer?
nial oh brian: (wtf??)...umm alicia keys..

mia khelte aicho bpl t 20 aar kina alicia keys amare shunaite chau mia..mor h-la..tomare fantachyte neyai bhul hoise

Modad
February 15, 2013, 04:02 AM
"That's his 2nd 50 in the 2nd edition of bpl 2" - athar ali legendarily commentates as shakib reached his 50

Nadim
February 15, 2013, 10:38 AM
this is too much :floor: floor: this T20 match gives Bangladeshi natoks a run for their money


They all failed. Rifat bhai for president :lol:

Those who saw the last part of this game would know what he meant :floor:

simon
February 15, 2013, 10:41 AM
^^this is the match that got Mushy,MAsh & NAfisa crying, :lol:
I now know what Rifat miya meant :lol:

mufi_02
February 15, 2013, 11:00 AM
^^koidin age SRK o kanse :D:D

simon
February 15, 2013, 11:04 AM
^:D arektu hoile ajke nanavai o kanto :D

Nadim
February 15, 2013, 11:06 AM
^^^^nah nanabhai kade na. uni ekta pathor :D

i_1_primeval_man
February 15, 2013, 11:19 AM
^^^^nah nanabhai kade na. uni ekta pathor :D

You mean rock? But there's only one Rock...

Nanabhai kande na, kandai..

I gotta repeat Simon, "Nana Bhai r Mash dui joni shonar chamoch mukhe niye jonmaise."

Tiger Manc
February 19, 2013, 06:58 PM
"Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are" - Sheena Chohan

Zunaid
February 19, 2013, 07:02 PM
When asked about the difference between his first Man-of-the-Tournament prize and the second, Shakib said: "I think the only difference was the model of the car."

Isam's article on ESPNCricinfo: Dhaka's different match-winners (http://www.espncricinfo.com/bangladesh-premier-league-2013/content/story/605533.html)