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brockley
April 20, 2016, 03:09 PM
I will start this off.
Have you ever lit a fart?:D

bujhee kom
April 21, 2016, 06:44 PM
Yeah, excellent thread!

I will start this off.
Have you ever lit a fart?:D

Yes, Brockley, I just did! If I ever listen to you again! Just burnt some hair in the process...as a matter fact, my wife is putting oinment on my 1st degree burn, as I write this post.

Man, brockley, wait till I get you near me, I will burn your butt and then buy you a Foster!

bujhee kom
April 21, 2016, 06:55 PM
Also Brockley, you puff puff and then light your fart...what else do you do after you get stoned?

brockley
April 21, 2016, 11:19 PM
I dunno been 10 years since I smoked maurijana,the thought escapes me.
Funny you tried,good stuff.

bujhee kom
April 23, 2016, 08:53 AM
Hehehe...Brockley~!

Okay I will go next...Have you ever been almost beaten to death by a woman/lady/girl?
I have...in my first life, by my mom and in my second life, by my wife.

Have you??

brockley
April 23, 2016, 04:33 PM
No but i head butted a girl I liked at the time,but only softly touching heads.

aklemalp
April 25, 2016, 08:23 AM
Ok my turn.

Have ever wondered if DJ Khaled is bangladeshi?

Zeeshan
April 25, 2016, 08:44 AM
Have you ever said hi to a girl..

aklemalp
April 25, 2016, 01:24 PM
No but i head butted a girl I liked at the time,but only softly touching heads.

"Softly touching heads."

:-B Doesn't sound right. Queer

brockley
April 25, 2016, 06:25 PM
I am a bizaare person when I want to be,I am what I Am.:)
Had 6/7 girlfriends over my life,so certainly said hi there.:wave:

iDumb
April 26, 2016, 08:54 AM
stick to cricket discussion. Forget cricket is not for you brockley.

brockley
April 26, 2016, 06:04 PM
Only having some fun:).
Anyone ever being caught picking their nose in a public place?

bujhee kom
May 1, 2016, 07:38 PM
Have you ever said hi to a girl..
Yes, I always start with, hello my dear apu...


Only having some fun:).
Anyone ever being caught picking their nose in a public place?
I haven't, but one of my bosses does, all the time, especially when he gets stressed he starts to pick his nose vigorously in front of everyone, including ladies.

brockley
May 1, 2016, 11:33 PM
Have you ever farted in a church/religious meeting,I have in a bible study group,and someone else got the blame,gee it echooed.:lol:

Yes I have been caught picking my nose.Just the glance of anther person makes you feel guilty.

Roey Haque
May 2, 2016, 04:15 AM
^ No. But I once chewed gum in a mosque. Just as an experiment to see if anyone would notice. Was quickly found out by an elder. Who told me to go outside and spit it out. So I did.

But is gum chewing that obvious and easy to tell? Something tells me that guy had caught other perpetrators before.

brockley
May 2, 2016, 03:30 PM
MMM.
When I watch cricket its pretty obvious when someone chewing gum,remember Mark Taykor chewing gum,he looked like a cow.:)

brockley
May 5, 2016, 05:16 PM
Have you ever been chased by a horse and had 2 jump over a high fence:ohno:,I have.:)
Its called adrenaline rush:D.

aklemalp
May 5, 2016, 05:22 PM
Have you ever been chased by a horse and had 2 jump over a high fence:ohno:,I have.:)
Its called adrenaline rush:D.

Why was the horse chasing you? Did you try to do something to the horse?

brockley
May 5, 2016, 05:27 PM
I was walking in its field it took offence,I took a short cut to get to sports day at school,I was a teenager then.
Heard many stories of adrenaline rushes thats mine.

bujhee kom
May 6, 2016, 09:27 PM
Yeah, have you ever step over a big pile of horse dung while running through the horse ranch?

brockley
May 7, 2016, 02:39 PM
Nope:D.
More used 2 dodging cow paddies.:):up:

Tigers_eye
May 7, 2016, 06:27 PM
Have you ever caught 100 puti in a setting?

aklemalp
May 12, 2016, 01:16 PM
Ohh ohhh, I got a good one:

Have you ever think before opening a new thread?

Fazal
May 12, 2016, 02:10 PM
Its already hot in Dhaka.

You most likely witnessed a "brain freeze" in your life, but have you ever seen "butt freeze" before?

http://s32.postimg.org/3rml6o6td/freeze.jpg?noCache=1463080088

the next question is: where this ice will be used next?

brockley
May 12, 2016, 03:20 PM
A bum freeze never heard of that ,the cold makes it painful to pee sometimes,but we get cold winters here.

Fazal
May 16, 2016, 11:25 AM
Have you ever knot your tie like this before?


http://d30fl32nd2baj9.cloudfront.net/media/2016/05/15/03mendi-n-safadi-center-for-international-diplomacy-and-public-relations-ed.jpg/ALTERNATES/w640/03Mendi+N+Safadi+Center-for+International+Diplomacy+and+Public+Relations-ed.jpg

brockley
May 16, 2016, 03:34 PM
:floor:

Habib
May 17, 2016, 01:35 AM
LOL I can only imagine what the people over there were whispering among themselves about the 'tie' dude. Must have been a feat for them to keep a straight face. Was the photo taken during that guy's India visit?

aklemalp
May 17, 2016, 09:13 AM
I think the wind was blowing a little hard and managed to flip the tie...from the looks of it....this was an opportunist who snapped the camera....

Fazal
May 17, 2016, 12:17 PM
Have you ever picked up a phone upside down and continued the conversation without realizing it?

http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/graphics/bushphone1.jpg

https://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.truthorfiction.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F03%2Fobamaphone-thumbnail-e1427053986219.jpg&key=lWpNGubrDyI8MmsuNL85wg

brockley
May 18, 2016, 12:50 PM
Guilty :floor:.
I have also not not hung up properly.
Have you answered a phone in a meeting or at the cinema or theatre,guilty.:)

brockley
May 18, 2016, 04:21 PM
Thought this song summed up the thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

One World
May 19, 2016, 07:53 AM
Have you ever had bear, emu, crocodile or antelope at lunch?

Fazal
May 19, 2016, 11:16 AM
Bear or beer?

http://www.beersofeurope.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/pimages/Crocodile.jpg http://robsbeercans.com/images/SCH1006.JPG

and
https://www.liquorbarons.com.au/Root/Images/Beer/ProductMain/13516_productMain_1.jpg

brockley
May 19, 2016, 05:39 PM
Had some roo,not my kind of thing,have had shark it was nice.
Cats and dogs love roo meat.

iDumb
May 24, 2016, 08:00 AM
Have you ever knot your tie like this before?


http://d30fl32nd2baj9.cloudfront.net/media/2016/05/15/03mendi-n-safadi-center-for-international-diplomacy-and-public-relations-ed.jpg/ALTERNATES/w640/03Mendi+N+Safadi+Center-for+International+Diplomacy+and+Public+Relations-ed.jpg


http://www.thedailystar.net/sites/default/files/styles/big_4/public/feature/images/aslam_0.jpg

iDumb
May 24, 2016, 08:03 AM
I think the wind was blowing a little hard and managed to flip the tie...from the looks of it....this was an opportunist who snapped the camera....

You are correct.

Habib
May 25, 2016, 03:33 AM
Have you ever seen a bridge like this before? :umm:

Dohar bridge, world’s 8th wonder!

http://www.thedailystar.net/sites/default/files/styles/very_big_1/public/news/images/dohar-bridge-1.jpg?itok=sCRBbAqS

http://www.thedailystar.net/trending-socially/dohar-bridge-worlds-8th-wonder-1223671

Fazal
May 25, 2016, 02:10 PM
Was the contractor short of cement and the concrete or the pillars shrink-ed in the winter?

Fazal
May 26, 2016, 11:00 AM
Have you ever stayed in a Floating Hotel in Dhaka?

I heard they charge as low as 38 Cents per night for shared rooms and $1 per night for cabin.

Fazal
July 18, 2016, 02:15 PM
http://www.dhakatribune.com/sites/all/files/ckutils/2016/07/4_NSUVC-1.jpg

Amar tin khan kotha...

Have you ever figured it out if a man is wearing a wig or its his real hair?

The other question is: Have you figured it out how to make such a big tie knot?

The final question is: Is the shirt's collar size too big or intentionally button open for humid weather?

aklemalp
July 18, 2016, 02:40 PM
^^definitely photo shopped

tonmoy.dhaka
July 18, 2016, 02:58 PM
http://www.dhakatribune.com/sites/all/files/ckutils/2016/07/4_NSUVC-1.jpg

Amar tin khan kotha...

Have you ever figured it out if a man is wearing a wig or its his real hair?

The other question is: Have you figured it out how to make such a big tie knot?

The final question is: Is the shirt's collar size too big or intentionally button open for humid weather?

Ans 1: Studio did some editing (Some of it is real but a lot of it is fake)

Ans 2: Silicone inside :lol:

Ans 3: Unfortunately Zakir Naik did not teach him that...

aklemalp
July 19, 2016, 11:55 AM
Have you ever been stung by a bee,wasp, or hornet?

aklemalp
July 22, 2016, 04:33 PM
Is it the pot calling the kettle black? Or the kettle calling the pot black?

Fazal
July 26, 2016, 10:16 PM
Is it the pot calling the kettle black? Or the kettle calling the pot black?

Both...

Fazal
July 26, 2016, 10:17 PM
Have you ever heard of Hero Alom?

http://www.thedailystar.net/sites/default/files/styles/big_6/public/feature/images/mushy_16.jpg?itok=Fspm76YH

aklemalp
August 7, 2016, 10:52 AM
Have you ever made a knot that you had a hard time untying?

iDumb
August 7, 2016, 11:05 AM
Have you ever made a knot that you had a hard time untying?

Yes when I got married ..

aklemalp
August 7, 2016, 11:10 AM
Yes when I got married ..

Good one.

Anik SH
August 7, 2016, 11:58 AM
Have you ever zipped your pants chain but something else also got stucked ..? #:-S

iDumb
August 7, 2016, 12:52 PM
Have you ever zipped your pants chain but something else also got stucked ..? #:-S

yes, marriage got stuck when I tried to zip my pants up.

bujhee kom
August 7, 2016, 01:14 PM
Have you ever zipped your pants chain but something else also got stucked ..? #:-S
Arrey Anik bheyia, totally! It happened to me once, I was in a rush - very painful situation, my wife had to take me to the ER. And while grinding my teeth in pain and slight bleeding, an Ukranian nurse with latex gloves on had to help me through the embarrasing situation as my wife was standing a few feet away. I begged for a shot of Dilaudid and she wouldn't give it to me, rather asked me to be a man in front of her and my wife! That evening was surreal and painfully hypnotic.

Allah bachiyechilo shedin, Anik bhai saheeb! Arektu holey tow double Khatna ho giya!

brockley
August 7, 2016, 02:55 PM
Yep.
And had my fly open when out,oops.
And walked into the womens' toilets' twice,once at the railway station and 2nd in a resteraunt,both times noticed no urinals and went oops.

aklemalp
August 7, 2016, 07:25 PM
Have you ever done jail time?

aklemalp
August 7, 2016, 07:30 PM
Arrey Anik bheyia, totally! It happened to me once, I was in a rush .....an Ukranian nurse with latex gloves on...
Allah bachiyechilo shedin, Anik bhai saheeb! Arektu holey tow double Khatna ho giya!

You had me at that part Bujhee kom bhai..my mind started to play tricks by the mere mention of "Ukrainian", "Nurse", & "latex"

iDumb
August 7, 2016, 08:15 PM
Have you ever done jail time?

Yes. When I got married. Still in jail.

aklemalp
August 7, 2016, 08:16 PM
Yes. When I got married. Still in jail.

Hot darn...

brockley
August 7, 2016, 10:40 PM
Nope wouldn't be able to handle it.
Was a Juvenile Justice Officer in a youth Gaol establishment.

aklemalp
August 8, 2016, 09:55 AM
When I was in my last year of pre-teen-dom, I chopped down a few coconut trees during my summer vacation. There were about 20 of us. We went into a private coconut plantation...the trees were too tall to climb, so we equipped ourselves with machetes.

The next week cops came looking for us...arrived at the police station...had to option to be jailed for a day or sweep the jail yard....I chose the latter.

Approximately 14-15 years ago and the memory is still clear in my mind.

Fazal
August 8, 2016, 01:43 PM
Arrey Anik bheyia, totally! It happened to me once...


which one was it? The bat or the ball? Don't skip the details....

Fazal
August 8, 2016, 01:51 PM
Have you ever thought why some people go for this (the hard way)...
http://d30fl32nd2baj9.cloudfront.net/media/2016/08/08/27_abdur-rab_070816_0003.jpg/BINARY/27_Abdur+Rab_070816_0003.jpg


While others go for this way ...

http://d30fl32nd2baj9.cloudfront.net/media/2016/08/08/30_foreigner-arrest_rab_080816_0012.jpg/BINARY/30_Foreigner+arrest_RAB_080816_0012.jpg

aklemalp
August 8, 2016, 06:57 PM
Have you ever wondered how some watering holes' happy hour are more than an hour?

Fazal
August 8, 2016, 10:04 PM
Will he able to cross the road?


http://www.thedailystar.net/sites/default/files/styles/big_4/public/to_cross_the_street.jpg?itok=BYHsRc9L

aklemalp
August 10, 2016, 11:09 AM
Will he able to cross the road?


http://www.thedailystar.net/sites/default/files/styles/big_4/public/to_cross_the_street.jpg?itok=BYHsRc9L

What's the height of the fence?

By the looks of it, he looks like a skilled fence-scaler. He'll make it down..don't see any road..but the task ahead he will get past easily with scar.

Fazal
August 10, 2016, 03:59 PM
... look at his Punjabi(cloth) ...its stucked in the wire. If he continue with his move... he will either lose his balance or his cloth will be damaged.... or both.

The cameraman should have taken another picture.

Now we will never know what happened next.

aklemalp
August 13, 2016, 04:25 PM
... look at his Punjabi(cloth) ...its stucked in the wire. If he continue with his move... he will either lose his balance or his cloth will be damaged.... or both.

The cameraman should have taken another picture.

Now we will never know what happened next.


Probably managed to get the garment free from the barb.

Contextually, I would say that he was pictured escaping after a failed attempt to snatch a yardfowl.

brockley
August 13, 2016, 05:29 PM
Have you set your chair on fire whilst smoking,I have.

aklemalp
August 14, 2016, 10:09 AM
Have you set your chair on fire whilst smoking,I have.

I have witnessed a home being burnt to the ground by someone smoking in their bed....luckily, no one lost their lives.

Zeeshan
August 14, 2016, 11:00 AM
Don't mean to sound like a creeper, but...

have you ever just walked up to a bush and caught a butterfly by her wings? I have.

Zeeshan
August 14, 2016, 11:01 AM
Incoming Orphy at "Yes I have...when I married...when I married my wife."

bujhee kom
August 14, 2016, 12:35 PM
Don't mean to sound like a creeper, but...

have you ever just walked up to a bush and caught a butterfly by her wings? I have.
Yes, I have, many times. I know, it was wrong to do that to the butterflies, but it was fun.

bujhee kom
August 14, 2016, 12:39 PM
Have you ever gone to someone's house for *(Dawath Voje Khana-pina invitation" and after dinner clogged up their toilet?

*Dawath = Dinner invitation

aklemalp
August 14, 2016, 12:41 PM
Don't mean to sound like a creeper, but...

have you ever just walked up to a bush and caught a butterfly by her wings? I have.

Does catching caterpillars for fishing bait count?

Zeeshan
August 14, 2016, 12:55 PM
Yes, I have, many times. I know, it was wrong to do that to the butterflies, but it was fun.

I let go after 1 sec. :D

WB bro. Good to see you here.

Zeeshan
August 14, 2016, 12:56 PM
Have you ever gone to someone's house for *(Dawath Voje Khana-pina invitation" and after dinner clogged up their toilet?

*Dawath = Dinner invitation

Challenge accepted.

Have you ever shat in your classroom and sneaked out to go home?
Have you ever pissed in your brand new car?
Have you ever pissed in your classroom at age 6 or 60?

Zeeshan
August 14, 2016, 12:59 PM
Have you ever gone to give x-ray and the male nurse says you must strip down and put the green-blue garment on and you forgot to wear underarmor that day? I have.

iDumb
August 14, 2016, 01:51 PM
I just realized some of you guys are boring as hell.. no one did anything adventurous ...

Come on.. no mountain climbers ... ocean explorer ... bungee jumper/ parachuter here ?

Tell us something few ppl have done ... anyone can **** in their pants ...requires zero skills ..

Btw have you ever had an affair ?

bujhee kom
August 14, 2016, 01:56 PM
Challenge accepted.

Have you ever shat in your classroom and sneaked out to go home?
...

My childhood friend did, back in the 70's, We, the whole class were sent home after the incident. Government Lab High....where Nocturnal also went many years later and attended that same classroom, probably sat in that same chair.

bujhee kom
August 14, 2016, 01:59 PM
I just realized some of you guys are boring as hell.. no one did anything adventurous ...

...parachuter here ?

Tell us something few ppl have done ... anyone can **** in their pants ...requires zero skills ...

I had to jump off of perfectly good aircrafts many times during training in South Carolina.

Zeeshan
August 14, 2016, 01:59 PM
I just realized some of you guys are boring as hell.. no one did anything adventurous ...

Come on.. no mountain climbers ... ocean explorer ... bungee jumper/ parachuter here ?

Tell us something few ppl have done ... anyone can **** in their pants ...requires zero skills ..

Btw have you ever had an affair ?

I was born. Now go duplicate that.

Bet you don't wanna hear that? You wanna hear about me hiking up mountain, swimming in Pacific, or ziplining in South Africa.

Reminds me of Phantom's treasure room. Pirates come and they are easily awed at all the glittery stuffs. But then Phantom takes him to his little room which has all the valued stuff like Alexander's cup and so on...

A swindler and a smuggler are caught for the umpteenth time and end up in the same cell as an African man named Bubba, who tells them about the Phantom Treasure. The smuggler has smuggled to some quite powerful people (a general of some kind) so they soon escape together and make plans together with the general to take possession of the treasure, though everyone plan to fool the others.

Swargo (the smuggler) and Bubba is dropped in the jungle and set to use nerv gas to kill all the Bandars. Swargo, however, is very curious about seeing the treasure before the killing and manages to be brought to the Skull Cave by calling to the Phantom and then telling him that he and his friend Bubba had been attacked by natives and Bubba had told him to call for the Phantom before he died.

The Phantom the shows the Great Treasure Room, with such unique objects as the Excalibur, King Arthur's sword, the Laurel wreath of Caesar, the cup of Alexander the Great, and the snake that bit Cleopatra. Not realising their true value, Swargo feels very disappointed and refuses to see the Small Treasure Room. Swargo hurries back to Bubba hand says that the entire treasure is rubbish, something that Bubba refuses to believe as his own uncle had seen it, a fight is to ensue when the Phantom shows up and take them captives.

The signal that the nerve gas has been released is sent and a helicopter with the rest of the gang lands in front of the Skull Cave and is quite soon taken captive by the Bandars, since everyone fear their poisonous arrows. The Phantom then shows the same objects to the general as he later showed to Swargo, when the general realises that Swargo thinks the stuff is just rubbish, he is utterly angered as he knows that they are priceless. The Phantom then shows the Small Treasure Room, the room that Swargo did not want to see; it is filled with a more convential treasure.

The gang is then taken away and will never again see the Skull Cave, nor its treasure.

http://www.phantomwiki.org/Treasure_of_the_Skull_Cave#Plot_Summary

aklemalp
August 17, 2016, 12:29 PM
Have you ever called you girlfriend/boyfriend by the wrong name?

Zeeshan
August 17, 2016, 10:31 PM
Have you ever picked up a lucky penny...












from public toilet bowl?

Zeeshan
August 17, 2016, 10:33 PM
Have you ever found yourself in cinema hall caught...





meditating?

Zeeshan
August 17, 2016, 10:36 PM
Have you ever been got your heart broken......by a hologram?

aklemalp
August 18, 2016, 08:47 AM
Have you ever found yourself in cinema hall caught...





meditating?


This one is weird in more than one way....

Fazal
August 18, 2016, 10:48 AM
This one is weird in more than one way....

Because he changed the word at the last moment to avoid getting "banned". Just use your imagination and figure it out what he meant.

aklemalp
August 18, 2016, 10:50 AM
Because he changed the word at the last moment to avoid getting "banned". Just use your imagination and figure it out what he meant.

I kinda thought that was implicit...sneaky little chap

iDumb
August 18, 2016, 11:13 AM
I started meditating after I got married .

aklemalp
August 18, 2016, 11:16 AM
Have you ever done this?

http://i.imgur.com/D2MB4Yw.jpg (http://lunapic.com)

That's a skill for ya iDumb:)

Zeeshan
August 18, 2016, 01:00 PM
http://www.everythingmixed.com/wp-content/uploads/star-wars-wedding2.jpg

That's a marriage for ya iDumb.

aklemalp
September 6, 2016, 12:44 PM
Have you ever slipped on a banana peel?

iDumb
September 6, 2016, 12:48 PM
Have you ever slipped on a banana peel?

Yes the day I got married

aklemalp
September 6, 2016, 12:48 PM
Yes the day I got married

God dang...I knew that was coming:lol::lol::lol:

Zeeshan
September 6, 2016, 08:33 PM
Have you ever fell in love? :ohno:

aklemalp
September 6, 2016, 08:54 PM
Have you ever fell in love? :ohno:

Yes, I fell right on my head...first contact...now I got Damnesia

Nocturnal
September 6, 2016, 09:22 PM
My childhood friend did, back in the 70's, We, the whole class were sent home after the incident. Government Lab High....where Nocturnal also went many years later and attended that same classroom, probably sat in that same chair.

BK da .... koto shoto bar je class palaisi hishab nai :D