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Zeeshan
April 26, 2017, 08:55 PM
I don't know if they have Tinder in Bangladesh and other counties, but here are some of my experiences.

Now although I prefer to be hit on by women naturally at stores, grocery and bars after much insistence from a friend I decided to d/l (download) Tinder. What followed were three horrible encounters in my life.

Case # 1 Jennifer M.

For those who don't know Tinder likes to pit your profile against similar user of "strengths" much like how chess.com pits you against opponents of your own level. Now I am a very handsome guy, so on the first day I found a lot of "matches" from random women.

I was particularly bored that day, so I thought I'd respond to her repeated calls and texts. She was pretty lame with lines such a "Who made you? Henry Ford...cuz you are like Model Z." (Yawn). Anyhoo, I had extra cash to spare, so I met her in Starbox for coffee.

She refilled her cup three times costing me $15.00. That I don't mind, but then she started getting frisky and touching my biceps and playing footsie.

She nonchalantly asked me about my car. I didn't pay much attention to it. Since I was visibly getting bored and declined her request to watch movies at her apartment, I went home and...

Boy was I in for a surprise next morning. That psycho chick keyed my car. That's when I realize why she was inquiring about what I drive.

#nevertinder #horrible

Question: Should I contact the app company and tell me about my problem?


Case # 2 Lilian B.

Lilian was weird. And that was precisely I liked her. She was like "But all you dark skinned middle easterns are ugly, how come you are a stud?" and then she was like "I want to swim in the gene pool that you dove in all your life.." Whatever. Yawn. But she was a junkie.

After spending $210 in a posh restaurant, she felt like doing crystal. And I had to stop my keyed car, give her money to pick her stash from some homeless guy and then drop her to a different county 60 miles away from here.

And after I came back, i found a creepy message in my wallet with her name and number.

#nevertinder #horribleexperienceswithtinder

Case # 3: Sundae D.

Now most people ask me, someone like you, who been there and saw it all, kinda like the astronomer effect, whom nothing can phase, and nothing can raze..what do YOU do for kicks?

So I was like when you get so bored with life, you date a fat chick. Although Tinder would never dare suggest girls below my league, I put up a fake profile and then got immediately hooked with a lonely, desperate girl.

Sundae wore a wiry glass and was intelligent. Her parents must have foreshadowed her eponymous upbringing hence the moniker... Anyhoo, I took her to Outback's Steak and she kept ordering and ordering and then she said if she'd like to take me to her car for a drink. So we got kinda personal in the car and she had too many shots to pack and suddenly as we were making out, she threw up in my Giorgio Emporio Armani suit.

#nevertinder #tinderhorridexperiences

Share your Tinder stories.

aklemalp
April 26, 2017, 09:02 PM
Is this the app you swipe when you see profiles desperate as yours?

Zeeshan
April 26, 2017, 09:07 PM
Is this the app you swipe when you see profiles desperate as yours?

Okay time out... pretty sure the meaning somehow, somewhere got lost in translation.

DinRaat.
April 27, 2017, 02:42 AM
Are you uh.......Bangladeshi?

Nafi
April 27, 2017, 05:51 AM
Is this the app you swipe when you see profiles desperate as yours?

Yes.

Zeeshan did these stories really happen?

DinRaat.
April 27, 2017, 06:09 AM
This is more ****ed up then my stories of playing with Russians in Dota 2

Shingara
April 27, 2017, 06:48 AM
Zeeshan bhai, ami ken jani no. 3 ta Sunny Leone money korsilam.

iDumb
April 27, 2017, 08:15 AM
Yes.

Zeeshan did these stories really happen?

only in his dreams. His food stamps money going the distance there.

aklemalp
April 27, 2017, 09:33 AM
Okay time out... pretty sure the meaning somehow, somewhere got lost in translation.

I am serious and curious.

I watched a Family Guy episode once, where Quagmire discovered an app that allowed him to swipe to hook up with people...

The rest is not suitable for this forum.

Zeeshan
April 27, 2017, 04:07 PM
only in his dreams. His food stamps money going the distance there.

There once was a rakha'al boy who cried fire in the library. These were all false alarms. So no one took him seriously. Then one day a real fire broke out and then the rakha'al boy shouted and shouted and no one paid any attention and then the whole library burned down and got destroyed.

Moral: Don't assume everything is lies. :)

Shingara
April 28, 2017, 04:46 PM
There once was a rakha'al boy who cried fire in the library. These were all false alarms. So no one took him seriously. Then one day a real fire broke out and then the rakha'al boy shouted and shouted and no one paid any attention and then the whole library burned down and got destroyed.

Moral: Don't assume everything is lies. :)

Rakhal librarytey ki kortesilo ? Ajkal goru-sagol ki boiyer pata chibay naki ? Ar fire button tip dilei hoy. Gola fataiya chillaitey hoy na

brockley
April 28, 2017, 05:40 PM
Not used tinder,wonder what its like?