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bujhee kom
July 31, 2017, 06:12 PM
1. This is so that the non-Bengali speaking BC members/readers/lurkers can learn Bengali quickly and easily.

2. Also on the other hand, Bangalies - newly arrived in English speaking countries who is struggling with the language can learn quick spoken English right here in this thread.

This thread is dedicated to aklemalp, brockly, Gowza, Donal-C, Xavier, Pakman, Pathan, Padoshan, Lasith and DJ-Shahastra.

Everyone, please feel free to contribute and help otherS learn the freedom of speaking the tongue!

bujhee kom
July 31, 2017, 06:14 PM
Non-Bangalies - When you meet a pretty Bangali lady and want to ask her out, you say - "Ei Shundori, Palabey Kuthai?"

Same thing in English below...

Bangali Bhais- Apni jokhon prothom-bar bidesh-er matitey kacha bazaar-e ek OBangali Lolonar sathey chokha-chokhi hoye Premey porey haboodooboo khaben, tokhon takey potanor jonno bolben - "Howdy babe! What a fine looking thing like you doing in a dump like this?"

aklemalp
July 31, 2017, 06:17 PM
"Meat"?

Thank you for this thread dear bro

bujhee kom
July 31, 2017, 06:25 PM
Bangali in meat market - Apni jokhon ekhon-o kacha bazaar-e mansher dukaney - "Hello Pedro, Do you have Halal meat?"

Non-Bangali Foreigner in meat market in Dhaka or Kolkata: "Accha bhai, pork-chop kuthai pawa jabey?"

bujhee kom
July 31, 2017, 06:29 PM
Foreigner Non-Bangali when expressing frustration: "Shalaa Bel pakley kaaker ki?"

Bangali bhais and apus, jokhon bidesher matitey prochundo raag uthbey: "I sh!t in this land very much + STFU + GFY!"

bujhee kom
July 31, 2017, 06:36 PM
Foreign Non-Bangali to complment someone else, I mean another BD guys' wife: "Apnar bou ti-to khub shundor dekhtey, kuthai pelen emon ekti shundori lolona?"

Bangali apus - jokhon ekjon boyoshka English dadi ammakey taar shoundor-jer Proshongsha korben: "Holy Coow...What a pretty cow you are! Your husband is such a lucky Beef-cake!"

Roy_1
July 31, 2017, 06:38 PM
Non-Bangalies - When you meat a pretty Bangali lady and want to ask her out, you say - "Ei Shundori, Palabey Kuthai?"

"

:floor::floor::floor::floor::floor:

Why do you want brother Akle to get beaten up ? :D Although Akle might earn a kiss instead due to his cute face and innocent bhaja maach ulte khete na jana type smile :D

bujhee kom
July 31, 2017, 06:58 PM
Bangali bhais - Garden center thekey ber hoyechen, stop sign miss korechen, police mamu pichoney eshey laal-batti diye dhorechey..,Apni prothomei bekkha diben..."Po!po! I grew too much, I wnated to get rid of them...But I needed good pot!

Non-Bangali in Dhaka Police Station when you will have to bribe them to let you go after a drug bust: "Pongta Thola, Mittha kotha bolish naa...Ami Mod khai ni...Ghushi khabi...Ami Gushi dibo...Janish, amar nana Jomidaar!"

mufi_02
July 31, 2017, 07:19 PM
Ami baro mash tumay bhalobashi tumi shujog o paile bondhu ashio...

English please!

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an Albino
A mosquito, my libido, yeah

Bangla please!!

aklemalp
July 31, 2017, 07:30 PM
:floor::floor::floor::floor::floor:

Why do you want brother Akle to get beaten up ? :D Although Akle might earn a kiss instead due to his cute face and innocent bhaja maach ulte khete na jana type smile :D

How do u know I have a cute face?

Roy_1
July 31, 2017, 08:28 PM
How do u know I have a cute face?

Just guessing from your posts here, they are adorable and a treat to read :D

Yankees
July 31, 2017, 10:41 PM
Non-Bangalies - When you meat a pretty Bangali lady and want to ask her out, you say - "Ei Shundori, Palabey Kuthai?"

Freudian slip at its best :lol:
Yea, I would like to "meat" a pretty Bangali lady. I would like to meat her real good.

aklemalp
August 1, 2017, 07:22 AM
Just guessing from your posts here, they are adorable and a treat to read :D

Well, I'll take that compliment :)

Now, you guys gotta translate some more for us hehe

Shadow
August 1, 2017, 07:37 AM
Ami baro mash tumay bhalobashi tumi shujog o paile bondhu ashio...

English please!

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an Albino
A mosquito, my libido, yeah

Bangla please!!

Sing it like Curt Kobain or Taka from One Ok Rock.

aklemalp
August 1, 2017, 10:13 AM
So is currency conversion also allowed in this thread?

Shadow
August 1, 2017, 10:34 AM
So is currency conversion also allowed in this thread?

Sure, Why not?

DinRaat.
August 1, 2017, 08:25 PM
Teach me how to read Bangla, I dropped out of grade 1
:)

Tigers_eye
August 2, 2017, 12:17 PM
BK at 7th grade question and answer; asking Geography teacher:

BK: Upottoka ki, Madam?
English translation: I want to bed you "meat loaf".

Teacher: Haramjaza!!!
English translation: I love you too!!!

Happy ending!!

Yankees
August 9, 2017, 01:04 AM
Originally Posted by aklemalp
How do u know I have a cute face?

Just guessing from your posts here, they are adorable and a treat to read :D

eh miah what's going on here? Just FYI, there is a site called shaadi.com for these sorts of things :floor::lol:

Roy_1
August 9, 2017, 03:02 AM
eh miah what's going on here? Just FYI, there is a site called shaadi.com for these sorts of things :floor::lol:

He he ektu rogor korchilam Akle bhai er sathe 😂

iDumb
August 9, 2017, 09:07 AM
Ami baro mash tumay bhalobashi tumi shujog o paile bondhu ashio...

English please!

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an Albino
A mosquito, my libido, yeah

Bangla please!!

if anyone in this site, you would one of the ideal person to for translation...

But i will try with my limited language skilss..

1. "Ami baro mash tumay bhalobashi tumi shujog o paile bondhu ashio..."

Wanna love you throughout the year, just open once.

2. With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an Albino
A mosquito, my libido, yeah

- Raater belay batti niviya
- ami ashbo, diono firaiya
- ami boka kintu nai kono roga
- Ami ashbo, diona firaiya
- kala, dhola, mosha, forsha,
- diona firaiya.


dumb post but attempted :p

DinRaat.
August 9, 2017, 09:16 AM
if anyone in this site, you would one of the ideal person to for translation...

But i will try with my limited language skilss..

1. "Ami baro mash tumay bhalobashi tumi shujog o paile bondhu ashio..."

Wanna love you throughout the year, just open once.

2. With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an Albino
A mosquito, my libido, yeah

- Raater belay batti niviya
- ami ashbo, diono firaiya
- ami boka kintu nai kono roga
- Ami ashbo, diona firaiya
- kala, dhola, mosha, forsha,
- diona firaiya.


dumb post but attempted :p

WTF did I just read

iDumb
August 9, 2017, 09:34 AM
WTF did I just read

Haha .. I had the same feeling after I wrote it but decided to post anyway lol:floor:

Shadow
August 9, 2017, 12:18 PM
if anyone in this site, you would one of the ideal person to for translation...

But i will try with my limited language skilss..

1. "Ami baro mash tumay bhalobashi tumi shujog o paile bondhu ashio..."

Wanna love you throughout the year, just open once.

2. With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an Albino
A mosquito, my libido, yeah

- Raater belay batti niviya
- ami ashbo, diono firaiya
- ami boka kintu nai kono roga
- Ami ashbo, diona firaiya
- kala, dhola, mosha, forsha,
- diona firaiya.


dumb post but attempted :p

Now, someone need to do a bangla cover of smells like teen spirit.

DinRaat.
August 16, 2017, 05:33 AM
Ok....

This is gonna sound weird but there is always some Bangla words that I want to know.

How do you say sex in bangla, I mean conversational bangla.


I am serious no funny jokes please.

Roy_1
August 16, 2017, 10:20 AM
Ok....

This is gonna sound weird but there is always some Bangla words that I want to know.

How do you say sex in bangla, I mean conversational bangla.


I am serious no funny jokes please.

Sex(Gender)- Lingo

Sex (Intercourse): Milon, Jouno Milon, Doihik Milon, Moithun etc etc.

If you wanna know more about Bengali slangs and street lingo associated with Sex, let me know I will PM you :D

aklemalp
August 16, 2017, 11:23 AM
Loving this :D
/s

Roy_1
August 16, 2017, 01:28 PM
Loving this :D
/s

Who doesn't love sex? :D

Waitin for the BC stalwarts to pitch in and provide valuable inputs on the matter :D

Yankees
August 16, 2017, 01:59 PM
How do you say sex in bangla, I mean conversational bangla.

ponda-pondi. lafa-lapi. dhoom domma doom. Take your pick. She'll understand the meaning.

If she's classy, you can say "ami tomar sathe prem korte chai." and then wink. It's important to wink, otherwise she will think you are a good man with good intentions. God forbid that should happen. Then she will call you bhai. Next thing you know, you are stuck in the bhai-zone.

In all seriousness, the word bhalobasha is all encompassing. Not too different from "making love".

DinRaat.
August 16, 2017, 05:52 PM
Damn, I thought it would be a word that rolled off the tongue/sounded sweet, the word for sex in Bengali sounds like a lungi brand.

aklemalp
August 17, 2017, 04:54 PM
ponda-pondi. lafa-lapi. dhoom domma doom. Take your pick. She'll understand the meaning.

If she's classy, you can say "ami tomar sathe prem korte chai." and then wink. It's important to wink, otherwise she will think you are a good man with good intentions. God forbid that should happen. Then she will call you bhai. Next thing you know, you are stuck in the bhai-zone.

In all seriousness, the word bhalobasha is all encompassing. Not too different from "making love".

What if she winks back at your winking?

Yankees
August 17, 2017, 08:18 PM
What if she winks back at your winking?

Then you have got yourself a bhabi on the streets and a freak in the sheets.

aklemalp
August 17, 2017, 08:31 PM
Then you have got yourself a bhabi on the streets and a freak in the sheets.

Well, what is the Bengali phrase to let her know of my intentions?

DinRaat.
August 17, 2017, 11:48 PM
Then you have got yourself a bhabi on the streets and a freak in the sheets.

What THE GIDDITY ****

Yankees
August 18, 2017, 12:50 AM
Well, what is the Bengali phrase to let her know of my intentions?

You say "Here is my bio-data."

aklemalp
August 18, 2017, 05:09 PM
You say "Here is my bio-data."

Well, she's not used to English

Yankees
August 18, 2017, 07:06 PM
Well, she's not used to English

Sounds like you have a specific girl in mind. Well, give me her name. I'll go talk to her parents.

DinRaat.
August 18, 2017, 07:16 PM
Pay them a good dowry 35K+ and she will be all yours.

DinRaat.
August 18, 2017, 07:19 PM
Damn, I just found out that there is additional fees involved when you get married, **** someone should have put in clear font, on the ad.

Dowry+Ring+veneue hire

Is there a Marriage loan or something.

iDumb
August 26, 2017, 06:14 AM
Translate :
You stole 4 knives and a bangle.

DinRaat.
August 26, 2017, 06:37 AM
Translate :
You stole 4 knives and a bangle.

Tumi/Apni, chaarta suri are akta churii churi korsen/korso