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bujhee kom
February 13, 2018, 04:57 PM
Memories of Your Childhood Mischief & Badrami (Monkey Business)
Things that got you trouble and earned you spanking form your parents and teachers.

Tell me yours first, then I will tell you mine.

Zeeshan
February 13, 2018, 05:44 PM
-mastar porayte ashle seat e chuying gum rekhe dewa
-hujur ashle tebil er niche cheing gum rekhe dewa
-shukro bar namaje lungi khule fela

bujhee kom
February 13, 2018, 05:52 PM
Ohh okay.
I used to go to Friday prayer and stay at way in the back behind other young neighborhood kids and friends...would stand in the last row (Qatar). Then while my friends in the front row would do their shezda, my other friends and I would kick or poke the front row musullis in the backside or pull down their lungis.
One day the Imam went to our house and told on me and my mom beat the living sh!t out of me with her sandal in front him and our neighbors.

Zeeshan
February 13, 2018, 05:57 PM
So basically you are trying to say you are a bigger creep than me? ^^

bujhee kom
February 13, 2018, 06:01 PM
^^^Yeah...
Also in my pre teen years, I used to aim and shoot gulti aka sling balls at my neighborhood older apus from behind, at their salwar Kamiz when they would walk by the alley next to our house. If the aim was dead on target, I used to clap, hatey tali and ki moja ki maja. I used to do it only when my amma went to the market and left me home.
The apus didn't mind, they would just smile and used to say ki dushtu ei cheleta. E boro hole ekta bandor hobey.

Zeeshan
February 13, 2018, 06:06 PM
So baically you were sexually harassing older women? ^^

DinRaat.
February 13, 2018, 06:14 PM
Memories of Your Childhood Mischief & Badrami (Monkey Business)
Things that got you trouble and earned you spanking form your parents and teachers.

Tell me yours first, then I will tell you mine.

I remember back in the days, I had tutoring at a college called Pre-Uni.

It was very hard honestly, I learnt 7th grade stuff in 5th grade. So one day I was away, and I go to tutoring the next in the school holidays. I wait for about half hour before I find out they are closed. Call my parents from a payphone. Go home, had the house all to my self for about 10 hours.

Drank Ice Tea, ordered pizza and played games on my laptop and console.

bujhee kom
February 13, 2018, 06:16 PM
So baically you were sexually harassing older women? ^^

No...I was innocent...I did not understand or knew any better.

Also when we had guests came to our house and sat in our living room waiting to see my dad or my mom, I used to stand behind the curtain between our living room and dining in our old house and say, "Oi beta, Oi Beti, Ki chash tui? Ami Bhoot..."

And for a while if the guest was bald and alone, I used to quietly go behind him like a cat and hit him in the head, a Gatta, I mean real hard. I stopped doing it after a few months. I was only 6 or 7 years old then. A male guest asked me to stop doing it, and I kept comeing behind him and repeatedly gave him Gattas. He got real upset and left without seeing my dad. When my uncle came of the restroom, who the man came to our house with, he found out that his friend left without saying anything and not drinking the tea. Later my parents found out and I don't need to explain what my amma did.
A few years later we invited the man and his family for a wedding of an aunt of mine in our house, the man did not come, but his wife came. She looked at me and called me Bandoor. A decade later the man became a BNP MP.

simon
February 13, 2018, 06:38 PM
Bk da dekhi ekta ib tizar silo yaar.

Zeeshan
February 13, 2018, 06:50 PM
No...I was innocent...I did not understand or knew any better.

Also when we had guests came to our house and sat in our living room waiting to see my dad or my mom, I used to stand behind the curtain between our living room and dining in our old house and say, "Oi beta, Oi Beti, Ki chash tui? Ami Bhoot..."

And for a while if the guest was bald and alone, I used to quietly go behind him like a cat and hit him in the head, a Gatta, I mean real hard. I stopped doing it after a few months. I was only 6 or 7 years old then. A male guest asked me to stop doing it, and I kept comeing behind him and repeatedly gave him Gattas. He got real upset and left without seeing my dad. When my uncle came of the restroom, who the man came to our house with, he found out that his friend left without saying anything and not drinking the tea. Later my parents found out and I don't need to explain what my amma did.
A few years later we invited the man and his family for a wedding of an aunt of mine in our house, the man did not come, but his wife came. She looked at me and called me Bandoor. A decade later the man became a BNP MP.

I was also ordered to sleep under my newly married couple of elder cousin's bed with other kids during "basor raat" ...whateva that means. . :rolleyes:

Zeeshan
February 13, 2018, 06:51 PM
I was once in an unfortunate company of some LOSERS who threw open soda bottles at unsuspecting female passengers in CNG...


...should've thrown something else.

bujhee kom
February 14, 2018, 09:46 AM
Dulabhai koi?
Where is Tera-eyes bora bhai?
Please kichu likhun apnar tow onek pungtami-er Itihash ache...Back in Mirzapur and Momenshahi.

tonmoy.dhaka
February 14, 2018, 09:59 AM
There are too many.... will share one story in regards to cricket.
We were playing cricket in our schools Front-yard (small area). A friend hit the ball which ended up going into the principals balcony at the 2nd floor. A couple of guys (extremely courageous) managed to get into the principals office (she wasnt there) without anyone seeing them (the door wasn't locked). Anyways so we decided to play a prank and we locked the principals door from outside (Sitkini diye).
I wont say what happened after, but safe to say that we all got into serious trouble, including myself . Almost suspended...

Please note, this was in 90's. No cell phone or internet era..

Zeeshan
February 14, 2018, 01:41 PM
There are too many.... will share one story in regards to cricket.
We were playing cricket in our schools Front-yard (small area). A friend hit the ball which ended up going into the principals balcony at the 2nd floor. A couple of guys (extremely courageous) managed to get into the principals office (she wasnt there) without anyone seeing them (the door wasn't locked). Anyways so we decided to play a prank and we locked the principals door from outside (Sitkini diye).
I wont say what happened after, but safe to say that we all got into serious trouble, including myself . Almost suspended...

Please note, this was in 90's. No cell phone or internet era..

Yeah I was wondering. That conveniently rules out calling the locksmith. Cool story bro.

Zeeshan
February 14, 2018, 01:45 PM
i once did a bandrami as an adult to a child... so not sure if it fits the criteria

my cousin was playing handi patil in her invisible world and offering me a cup and i told her.. "what chaa.. i dont see any cha..."

mufi_02
February 14, 2018, 03:01 PM
ami thu thu martam janala theke

roman
February 14, 2018, 05:27 PM
Ami manush er gaye hishu kore ditam. Also keu lungi pore thakle shobar shamne tar lungi uchu kore ditam. Shame

Zeeshan
February 14, 2018, 06:03 PM
ami bacha boyesehe mohila chachi der... b--- dhortam?

DinRaat.
February 14, 2018, 07:41 PM
i once did a bandrami as an adult to a child... so not sure if it fits the criteria

my cousin was playing handi patil in her invisible world and offering me a cup and i told her.. "what chaa.. i dont see any cha..."

You actually did a good thing. Showed her that life is not fun and games.

Zeeshan
February 14, 2018, 08:04 PM
my attachment privelege is gone or else i'd show her pic

brockley
February 14, 2018, 08:33 PM
Called snake snake out on a rellies banana plantation in Mackay.Gotta a belting round the bottocks and legs that day.Was 13.

aklemalp
February 14, 2018, 08:34 PM
Me every week in primary school:


http://www.sundaynews.co.zw/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/corporal.jpeg

bujhee kom
May 24, 2018, 08:45 AM
Guys, When I was like 5-6 years old, I used to touch my own butt with my left hand fingers and then creep up behind my fufus (aunts and uncles), dadis (grandmothers) guests and quietly touch their noses with my dirty fingers! And people would scream, ohh much stinko, stinko, Gondho, Gondho!
My amma (RIP) beat the life out of me, once my grandmother told her about this.

Please dear Mod bhais, please do not ban me for confessing/writing this.
My priest/Imam told me to confess my sins in this holy month to redeem myself.

Fazal
May 24, 2018, 09:28 AM
BK Bhai,

Why you opened this thread and collecting "collateral"s?
Are you a member of Nxivm’s secret society called DOS?
Are you planning to recruit us as your slave?