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deshpremi
January 6, 2005, 09:46 AM
Earth date 06/01/05,
on a strange new planet named Chittagong, somewhere on the edge of the galaxy, Milkyway,
captain Basher (the borg) and his crew have just embarked on a journey to explore strange new worlds, experience new adventures, experience new feelings that have never been felt before,
to boldly go where no men from his planet have gone before,
yes, captain Basher with his second in command, lieutenent Saleh and their dedicated crew, are on a mission to
WIN THEIR FIRST EVER TEST MATCH.
However, the klingons of planet Zimbabwe have other ideas and will do anything and everything to thwart the plans of captain Basher.
They will no doubt employ their cloaking devices and resort to surprise attacks.
But captain Basher should have enough armoury at his disposal to counter attack these brave aliens.
He can use his most potent weapon, namely the MORTAZA MISSILE.
Or if that fails, he can use the deceptive but ever so perfect precision bomb RAFIQ THE RAM.
What ever happens, captain Basher would not and should not lose this battle as he knows that victory will most definately change the course of the future and harden his men in to true warriors and prepare them for bigger and better galactic wars.
Captain Basher has earlier today sent a coded message to the Zimbabwians to surrender as ........
R.E.S.I.S.T.A.N.C.E. I.S. F.U.T.I.L.E.
R.E.S.I.S.T.A.N.C.E I.S. F.U.T.I..L.E.
F.U.T.I.L.E. F.U.T.I.L.E F.U.T.I.LE.

Edited on, January 6, 2005, 4:36 PM GMT, by chinaman.
Reason: All-caps removed from title

Mahmood
January 6, 2005, 09:51 AM
Priceless.

Correction:
lieutenent Saleh --- Commander Saleh
MORTAZA MISSILE - MORTAZA TORPEDO

deshpremi
January 6, 2005, 09:53 AM
Originally posted by Rajputro
Priceless.

Correction:
lieutenent Saleh --- Commander Saleh
MORTAZA MISSILE - MORTAZA TORPEDO

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