Once I was travelling to Ctg and the flight attendant (who btw did neither carried the allure nor the sexiness of those calendar stewardess) spilled entire cup of hot tea on me. Someone really should be training them properly and change the management...notwithstanding the toilet jam saga of the year.
The guy you hit? If he got a look at the plates, it won't even take that long. There's no play here. There's no angle, there's no champagne room. I'm not a miracle worker, I'm a janitor. The math on this is simple; the smaller the mess, the easier it is for me to clean up.