My dearest Mo bhai, apni Dhaka gele obosshoi amader basha-e jaben amar amma abbar dua newar jonno! But if my amma offers you anything just say politely you are fasting (Nafal Roja), because amar ammar khawa ekbar khaile apnaar aar London-e firey asha hobe naa, amader bahsha theke straight bathroom and then straight Gorosthan, if you know what I mean!!!
But if anything given by my abba, eat it with blind eyes! Amar Abbar rannar haater borkot ache, but amar ammar ranna ekbar khaile apnar peter oshukh ki, life borbad!!