Originally Posted by AsifTheManRahman
And then Burger bhai will lead his apamoni by the hand to the tip of the tallest God-made piece of vegetation in the forest; and with a wave of his unoccupied hand he will utter, "Tumi dekho", upon which a thousand Finfeet will flutter their wings (if they have any) in balletic grace, submerging the entire forest in a sea of blue feathers (if they are indeed blue).
Fail. See #15.
Thank god it's your sibling is in Caltech and not you.
The guy you hit? If he got a look at the plates, it won't even take that long. There's no play here. There's no angle, there's no champagne room. I'm not a miracle worker, I'm a janitor. The math on this is simple; the smaller the mess, the easier it is for me to clean up.