21. What you sometimes think is progress is really just re-arranging deck chairs on the Titanic
22. The country is no longer Bangladesh but now called NEWAY
23. The volume of the crowd cheering is proportionally equal to the effort put in to swinging the bat
24. Shakib has won enough MOM cars to start up a medium-sized dealership
25. Pakistan can afford to not select Imran Nazir or Mohammed Sami for their squad and still win
26. Elias Sunny is the best left arm spinner to pair with Shakib
27. The music segments from last year's world cup are now annoying
28. Zee cafe's adverts are way better than Channel 9's
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