To add to the attitude factor:
Baap: @#!$%@ porashona chaira table tennis khelos? Bathroom e niya jhata diya pither chaal tuila falamu koilam!
Pola (mone mone): Thaak, bhabsilam Weixing Chen homu, ekhon dehi Jogodish Chondro hoite pari kina, pither chaal ta to ontoto okkhoto thakbo.
Pola, with zero academic talent but extreme sporting potential, goes on to become a 9-5 er like his daddy, barely paying the bills and struggling through life as a typical "educated" (MA paash), goalless, lazy Bangladeshi adult.
Screw the IPL, I'm going to the MLC