Originally Posted by AsifTheManRahman
To add to the attitude factor:
Baap: @#!$%@ porashona chaira table tennis khelos? Bathroom e niya jhata diya pither chaal tuila falamu koilam!
Pola (mone mone): Thaak, bhabsilam Weixing Chen homu, ekhon dehi Jogodish Chondro hoite pari kina, pither chaal ta to ontoto okkhoto thakbo.
Pola, with zero academic talent but extreme sporting potential, goes on to become a 9-5 er like his daddy, barely paying the bills and struggling through life as a typical "educated" (MA paash), goalless, lazy Bangladeshi adult.
LOL; shobai Bradd Pitt aar Daniel Craig hole gas tankey gas vorbe keda Asif bhaia?
The guy you hit? If he got a look at the plates, it won't even take that long. There's no play here. There's no angle, there's no champagne room. I'm not a miracle worker, I'm a janitor. The math on this is simple; the smaller the mess, the easier it is for me to clean up.