Spray ball all over the pitch with no sense of direction or control over length => make two hundred grand. Lesson learned.
Become highest scorer of the WC => get labeled as just as good as the guy above. Lesson learned.
What I don't understand, though, is why they didn't hire me to get tonked for 80 off my stipulated 10 overs. I would have done it for much less as I don't even need the money.
Screw the IPL, I'm going to the MLC