Btw guys, I'd never post an entire article here (against the board rules) instead of quoting a small portion of it and citing the source, that is, if I had a source to begin with. I mean come on, "Bhaater buffet" - who writes that stuff in newspapers? Even KK wouldn't.
Sorry to disappoint you Brian Charles VII, I admit it was late and I was tired. Not my best effort.
Screw the IPL, I'm going to the MLC