On topic: I would definitely go with Kayes from past experience of taking the attack to the batsman. Sure Juaned and Nafees may fit the bill or even Ash, but Kayes is consistence. Dunno about his domestic performance but that doesn't tell the story alone.
The guy you hit? If he got a look at the plates, it won't even take that long. There's no play here. There's no angle, there's no champagne room. I'm not a miracle worker, I'm a janitor. The math on this is simple; the smaller the mess, the easier it is for me to clean up.