If Obama played cricket, he would have to chase down 16 trillion runs while batting second.
If Oprah played cricket, everyone in that stadium would get a free house. Yes, I said house.
If Ashraful played...........oh wait.
His excellency, Shere Bangla, descendent of Tipu Sultan, the Uniter of the Two Bengals, the Wily Bengali, the prince of all things cool, I present you Roey Haque the 1st.