What's the most romantic thing you have ever done?
Wrote a poem once, bought a showpiece and flowers and went to a jewelry store to give it to the lady.
Turned out she had a ring on her ring finger. So being the genius that I am I was like: Happy Thanksgiving to you and your husband!
Needless to say no law enforcement were involved.
The guy you hit? If he got a look at the plates, it won't even take that long. There's no play here. There's no angle, there's no champagne room. I'm not a miracle worker, I'm a janitor. The math on this is simple; the smaller the mess, the easier it is for me to clean up.