True story, Chantal Banks, a woman who is obsessed with rats left her husband for 19 mice. She said: "They don't judge me. They love me for who I am." and when asked if she misses her husband, she said: "Why. it's not as if he gave me a rats a-- for who i am."
In the news, a painting by Arthur Pinajian has been found in a garage worth $30 million while buying a house. Hearing this Geoffrey Boycott said: "Why even my 3 year old can find better sh-- than this!"
And finally, Uhuru Kenyatta has been elected Kenya's president. And, when asked about his reaction, the Kenyan leader said: "Well it's not what i quite had in mind when i wanted to run for an office."
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