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since we have already lost going past first round in World Cup 2015, what is a fan to do....?
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July 30, 2013, 04:32 PM
Zeeshan
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since we have already lost going past first round in World Cup 2015, what is a fan to do....?
....other than taking up canoeing as a hobby and retiring in a Sundarban hut where sun don't shine, let alone electricity sparkle? Well, following are for fodder for a fan's alternate bucketlist post-World Cup 15:
take up yoga, tai chi, ludo, romance and other non violent sport
commit suicide by memorizing Athar Ali Khan's entire lifetime script
take up seismography plus wicca for a divination to predict when next BCCI strikes with it's almighty power
learn palmistry and bhagavad gita and other esoteric mantras to forever undergo a godelian loop of self-referential infinite defeats while finding selfrealizationt rhu matches
learn archery and practice on Ash's digital mood of the day
replace Swann's way with Schwann's way (which is a diarrhea line stretching around block) and make Ash believe he is Proughst.
lynch Deepanjan for his yet another "Should BD deserve clothes and show citizenship proof status? thread
our beloved Sohel bhai merging with a Kurzwellian bot called Kronos and only activated via hologram
start an escobar witchunt locally for the
gaddar
which will turn out to be ending of contagion
Rubu finally rolling up his sleeve for a "how about a magic trick" with paint..or is it...oh for god's sakes...and earning eight hattricks in a single match of test cricket for ultimate revenge
actually sign this thread and bask on glory and fame of a zwickau prophet
gain priveleges such as walking under ladder, crossing a black cat, stepping on cracks or a broken mirror reflection, as luck
cannot
get any worse
a new concept called B is invented which is a constant for highest number imaginable by imagining anti-thesis of bd team
shaad realizing God DOES exist ....or how can a team be so bad consistently after another like a sonnet defying infinite monkey theorem
spell correctly and actually try not to be unfunny
rename BC as zVlog with myself remaining the only person alive talking to myself with a trillion posts
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