The Coach running field placement and bowler rotation from the dug-out? Are you guys serious? What planet do you live on? Wishfulthinkus Prime on Fantasia Way Galaxy? Ain't gonna happen folks!
"And do not curse those who call on other than GOD, lest they blaspheme and curse GOD, out of ignorance. We have adorned the works of every group in their eyes. Ultimately, they return to their Lord, then He informs them of everything they had done." (Qur'an 6:108)