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Old September 11, 2018, 04:16 PM
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Absolutely brilliant dude. Now I know others feel when Zeeshan hijack's other people thread and steal their thunder with absolute utter brilliance and murderous wit.

The fly one made my chuckle and this one caught me off guard and basically did it for me:

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Is match fixing altruism or criminal?
Altruism. Fixer uses the money to feed hungry orphans.
In fact, class take note, it would have been even funnier and darker had you wrote:


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Is match fixing altruism or criminal?
Criminal. Because fixer uses the money to feed hungry orphans.
So basically... "I win".
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