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Old January 26, 2004, 01:35 AM
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Default Sardar Special

An advance sorry to those who don't understand hindi/urdu.

*Sardar: Doctor help me, main jab baat karta houn to mujhe sirf awaaz sunai
deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

* Angry sardar-Oye main is duniya ko mita dunga.. mita dunga.. mita dunga.
Another sardar standing besides said main tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga.

*Santa singh: Can u spell a word tht has more thn 1000 letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.

* Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi mar sakta tha
kya?"
Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."

* Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar
chalta tha, woh kya soch raha hoga....
think.............
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"

*What is the full form of singh
s-sardar i-insaan n-nahi g-gadha h-hai.

*Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulta.

* ..A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but I couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought,
thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.

* Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u give me a
ring?"
"Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?"


[Edited on 26-1-2004 by ehsan]
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