An advance sorry to those who don't understand hindi/urdu.
*Sardar: Doctor help me, main jab baat karta houn to mujhe sirf awaaz sunai
deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
* Angry sardar-Oye main is duniya ko mita dunga.. mita dunga.. mita dunga.
Another sardar standing besides said main tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga.
*Santa singh: Can u spell a word tht has more thn 1000 letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.
* Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi mar sakta tha
Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."
* Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar
chalta tha, woh kya soch raha hoga....
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
*What is the full form of singh
s-sardar i-insaan n-nahi g-gadha h-hai.
*Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulta.
* ..A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but I couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought,
thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
* Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u give me a
"Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?"
[Edited on 26-1-2004 by ehsan]