Well here is another one involving another dumb blonde. This time our blonde friend is a train driver. This is what happens on an ordinary day at work:
Basically there is a stretch of straight railway track for miles... The raiway track goes as such
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But unfortunately our blonde friend drives the train as such:
She makes the train swerve on and off the track.
This makes all the passengers very sick, some vomit some even manage to do without a bathroom and are forced to use their pants (figure that one out).
Next day the the company she works for calls her for an investigation. The manager asks:
"Why did you drive the train in such fashion that the passengers become sick and crap their pants?"
"Sir there was a man on the railway track"
"So why did you not run him over?", asks the manager.
So she replies:
"Sir thats what I was trying to do..."