Ok here's some:
When James Bond came to Bangladesh
James Bond is a stylish hero you know. Whenever people ask him of his name, he answers in his own branded style - "Bond, James Bond". Last year Bond came to Bangladesh for a quick visit. In Noakhali Swimming Complex, he met Pasha.
Pasha asked:
Hey, what's you name?
James Bond replied:
Bond
James Bond.
Then Bond asked Pasha the same: And what's yours?
Pasha replied:
Pasha
Choudhury Pasha
Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Mohammad Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Kalam Mohammad Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Abul Kalam Mohammad Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha.
From that day on, whenever people ask Bond of his name, he simply replies James Bond.
One man asks another man,
Man1: "Bhai, aapne koi gessilen?"
Man2: "Goru suri korte"
Man1: "bhai , eta aapne ki bollen"
Man2: "Goru suri te chal, dhal ar moshola kinlam".
Man1: "Bhai apnar desher bari koi?"
Man2: "Ken ami to noyakhailla".
Man1 smiles as he realized the other guy came from grocery!
Ashol Gadha
class ey teacher dhookey student der bolllen akhaaney gadha chara baakee shobai boshey poro . shobai boshlo kintoo ekta chele darai roilo.teacher jiggesh korlo "ki tumee taholey ashol gadha" student ta bolllo "na sir apnakey eka darai thakte kharap lagchilo, tai apnakey shongo diey amio gadha holam".
-Bhai....Apni ki gari kinlen?
--Bolbo
-Acha tikache....bolen
--Bollam na...Bolbo
-Boblo Boblo kortesen kintu bolen na ken
-Are bhai....Boblo garii kinchhi
Surd's Love for cricket
Bagga: 'My girlfriend says that if I don't give up cricket she'll leave me.'
Jagga: 'Oh! that's very tough, Right friend?'
Bagga: 'Yeah, I'm going to miss her'.
Answering Machine!
A sardarji, having bought a new phone with the latest model of answering machine had to disconnect it the very next day.
He was very disturbed when he heard his friend say, "abey, phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hoon".
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