A guy went to a Doc's chember. The doc asked him, " Whats the problem". He said, " My wife is short in ear. She cant hear anything." The Doc said, " Ok next time talk to her from 15 feet distance, if she cant hear anything then try 10 feet, then try 5 feet".
As the Doc said he went home and saw that he in the kitchen.
He asked his wife from 15 feet distance " What are you doing?"
she didnt reply, he asked the same thing from 10 feet, and she didnt reply againg. He asked her again from 5 feet distance but still no result.
So he shouted in front of her ear " WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!" .
Then she replied, " THIS IS THE 4Th TIME I AM SAYING THAT I AM COOKING !!"