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Originally Posted by Tigers_eye
Shoaib Malik is his only competitor at this moment. Aj kay jodi Mendis-Murali ore thik moto size kortey parey bas for few months Shakib would remain at the top. Flintoff is in the beaches. All he needs is a boat. Pother shob kata shoritey hobey.
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I say launch "Operation Blackbeard". First we deal with Jayasuriya. Print and spread propaganda leaflets of Jaya getting run out by Sakib. Subliminally encode it in "Eagle Eye" DVD over and over again and give it to the nearest Blockbuster that Jaya goes to. After he watches it, he will have emotional breakdown.
Next....
J.D.P. Oram. Inject growth hormone so that he starts growing like beanstalk that will perpetually
chatai him from playing in the team and cause him to take up basketball after having some NBA team approach him with a lucrative offer.
Afridi's Achilles heel are cheerleaders. He complained about them in IPL so all we gotta do is come up with botox injected, disproportionate buxom ladies that will torment and torture his poor soul raisingm questions about his religious affinity and fidelity.
Flintoff did Kingfisher commercials so we know what his weakness is. Thus exploit and capitlize on it by getting him totally boozed and brainwashing him to forget that he's even in the list.
Shoib Malik will fall into trap right after Afridi. Then we have Collingwood? Who you say? Precisely. A man of such an unknown status cannot climb up the chart. Kallis is getting old, so we won't have to worry about him.
Next Gayle and Yuvraj. Hack into Yuvraj's myspace account and start flaming at Gayle boasting about his Six 6s and go to Gayle's facebook account and come up with responses. These two will cancel each other out.
Mission accomplished.
