Quip aside... welcome to bc.
It's about time we have a thread after him. But my gut, and it's a very big one after all, feeling says that he will not score too much today. Prolly, succomb to law of averages and wont be able to back-to-back a dazzling scorecard.
The guy you hit? If he got a look at the plates, it won't even take that long. There's no play here. There's no angle, there's no champagne room. I'm not a miracle worker, I'm a janitor. The math on this is simple; the smaller the mess, the easier it is for me to clean up.