It's time to celebrate. Knot up your lungis and your gamchas - don't say I didn't warn you when you get exposed up there on the roller coaster. Gulliver's ego will be crushed to sawdust by the Lilliputians. Grown men will be made to shed tears and a billion people will cry with them. Careers studded with thousands of runs and hundreds of wickets will meet premature conclusions. The enemy will be brought down to their knees in submission and made to beg for mercy.
And last but not the least, Maar Ashrafuilla maar!!!
Screw the IPL, I'm going to the MLC