[Zeeshan]

....other than taking up canoeing as a hobby and retiring in a Sundarban hut where sun don't shine, let alone electricity sparkle? Well, following are for fodder for a fan's alternate bucketlist post-World Cup 15:

• take up yoga, tai chi, ludo, romance and other non violent sport
• commit suicide by memorizing Athar Ali Khan's entire lifetime script
• take up seismography plus wicca for a divination to predict when next BCCI strikes with it's almighty power
• learn palmistry and bhagavad gita and other esoteric mantras to forever undergo a godelian loop of self-referential infinite defeats while finding selfrealizationt rhu matches
• learn archery and practice on Ash's digital mood of the day
• replace Swann's way with Schwann's way (which is a diarrhea line stretching around block) and make Ash believe he is Proughst.
• lynch Deepanjan for his yet another "Should BD deserve clothes and show citizenship proof status? thread
• our beloved Sohel bhai merging with a Kurzwellian bot called Kronos and only activated via hologram
• start an escobar witchunt locally for the gaddar which will turn out to be ending of contagion
• Rubu finally rolling up his sleeve for a "how about a magic trick" with paint..or is it...oh for god's sakes...and earning eight hattricks in a single match of test cricket for ultimate revenge
• actually sign this thread and bask on glory and fame of a zwickau prophet
• gain priveleges such as walking under ladder, crossing a black cat, stepping on cracks or a broken mirror reflection, as luck cannot get any worse
• a new concept called B is invented which is a constant for highest number imaginable by imagining anti-thesis of bd team
• shaad realizing God DOES exist ....or how can a team be so bad consistently after another like a sonnet defying infinite monkey theorem
• spell correctly and actually try not to be unfunny
• rename BC as zVlog with myself remaining the only person alive talking to myself with a trillion posts