Not only is Shakib the best player Bangladesh has ever produced, he is the best cricket player of all time. In fact, he is so good that a century will now be defined as 96 runs in his honour. When players take 5 wickets in an innings it will be called 'getting a Shakib' instead of a 'getting a 5-fer'. He is so good that when we play Australia we won't send our entire team, just him, he will bat at both ends and he will be the only bowler bowling. He won't need the other field positions because all his outs will be by either bowling, lbw or caught and bowleds.
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