Yankees office meets with BCB:
BCB: so we got a game for you guys in the off season.
Y: go on
BCB: Ok there is only 2 innings!
Y: Great!
BCB: it’s just 3 hours long... each.
Y: Why that long?
BCB: cuz they have to throw the ball 300 times silly!
Y: ooo.... I don’t know if our viewers are ready for that much entertainment...
BCB: but there’s more!!
Y: really? How so?
BCB: we could also spread the entertainment for 5 days... just your Monday through Friday... sunrise to sunset..
540 throws each day!
Y: and there are hitting homeruns? That’s a lot of homers!
BCB: no... they are blocking the ball... that’s the whole game!
Y: Get out....now!
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