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Old July 19, 2013, 01:58 PM
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Talking Funny One Liners

A thread dedicated to funny quotes and saying, with just one small condition - they'll have to be original. So let the fun begin.

I'll start with a few. Laughing is not mandatory. But if you do, laugh at the humour, not in my attempt of it.

Quote:
You know apocalypse has arrived when your internet's upload speed is faster than it's download speed.
Quote:
That awkward moment when you wake up 2 hours earlier than normal, and give a status update about it before going to bed again.
Quote:
I'm not stupid, I just don't want to figure everything out myself.
Quote:
I'm not only what I am, but I'm also what you're not and what someone else might be.
Quote:
You have no right to judge people around you........so send them directly to the executioner.
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If you think you're sitting idle, remember you're inside a vehicle called Earth moving around 30 km/sec.
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Never walk alone........hire a crowd.
The last one is a bit of self realisation.
Quote:
My sense of humour is humourously nonsense.
more to come....
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