That is how we decide who becomes a mod and who does not. In a windowless conference room on the 18th floor of the BC corporate HQ in a yet to remain unknown city and country is where we make all mods go through the dreaded SOH* test. Implanted electrodes monitor bp, heartbeat, and the release of endorphins and like hormones. Candidates are subject to a barrage of Monty Python and SNL skits, read from excerpts from authors as varied as Anthony Leacock, Kingsley Amiss, PG Wodehouse, Anthony Burgess, Joesph Heller, Kurt Vonnegut, Terry Pratchett, Chris Genoa et al. Those with the lowest LASH* index are than inducted as a BC mod.
* Sense of Humor
* Lack Absolutely of any Sense of Humor index.
OBAdmin: Ok, this will be moved to FC anon.
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