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Old March 29, 2010, 04:17 PM
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Lightbulb 10,000 Ways to Cheat In An Exam

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Cheat verb
-to deceive or mislead somebody, especially for personal advantage
-to break the rules in a game, examination, or contest, in an attempt to gain an unfair advantage
1. Nervous student taps his finger thereby transmitting encoded signals of answers in the form of Morse code...

2. Sign up as a registered deaf person to use hearing aid which will receive study materials from a preset satellite station.

3. Write at the back of the chair of your long blonde haired female friend. As the teacher comes in to check, make her toss her hair over the back of the seat.

4. Lacerate your nose with a small hidden needle and act out to make your teacher believe suddenly your nose is bleeding causing her to excuse you.

5. Write in gluminol or some other substance that can only be read through your chromatic layered eyeglasses.

6. Date your teacher or her assistant.

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