Dear Scriptwriters/match fixers,
I just came to know through BC that everything is scripted. Kindly make me the next Tendulkar of India, I am willing to pay any amount of money for that.
I hope you will make me look dashing in TV, I should hit amazing sixers and fours like the retired Tendulkar. I don't know how you are going to achieve that because I never practiced like Tendulkar but since everything is a script, I hope everything is possible.
Steyn and I will pre-plan everything and I am going to hit 6 sixers in his over.
Please write to me as soon as possible.
I will give 50% of my endorsements to you.
Note to OP: I sincerely thank you for showing me the way to become Cricket Superstar without training hard.
Regards,
Senman